How COVID Turned My Penis Into A Banana  

TangoTantra 56M  
1 posts
6/5/2021 12:12 pm
How COVID Turned My Penis Into A Banana

COVID-19 turned my penis into a banana. I was embarrassed for months—but as I learned, I probably shouldn’t have been.

It happened one night soon after the lockdown. It was May. Coronavirus was raging across America. All of us were home with our families, or in my case, all alone. I had recently broken up with my girlfriend just a few months before, so that exasperated the problem.

In Oregon, the Governor, on recommendations from the CDC, declared all Oregonians to keep social distance, wear masks, and stay home to prevent the spread of the highly contagious disease. Basically, we were in solitary confinement. It definitely felt that way to me.

I’m what some people might call a sensualist. I love good food, nature, excitement, physical pleasure—including sex. I love to touch and be touched. I like feeling the warmth of another body next to mine and mapping the contours of our bodies. I like the union of opposites and feeling the waves rolling and crashing between us.

So by the second month of lockdown, I was feeling pretty deprived of human contact. Yes, I did Zoom calls all long. But what I wanted was real, not virtual. It was pretty frustrating.

One night after watching another boring movie on Netflix, I retired to the bedroom to go to sleep. But the Sandman was not cooperating. I tossed and turned for a while, read a chapter, tried putting on a night mask, and even counted from one hundred to zero. Still awake. As a last resort, I reverted to every man’s tried and true method of going to sleep. It’s the secret weapon, and it works every time. I decided I would jack off.

I began by thinking of my past lover. But then I got caught up in the drama that leads to our break-up. No, go. So I started fantasizing about the gal that I almost had sex with but never did. Every guy has at least one of those. Maybe girls do too. That event was a and sexy affair in which she was attempting to seduce , but I was committed to another woman, and I didn’t follow through. Imagining the follow-through usually does the trick. She was, after all, pretty .

It didn’t work.

Fortunately, the smartphone revolution has a solution to this problem. It’s called free pornography on the internet. By this time, I was pretty committed to the mission. The trouble is that it was 2:00 am in the morning, and my body was fatigued even if my brain wasn’t. Maybe I should have tried a glass of milk. Instead, I carried on even though my penis wasn’t exactly cooperating.

I fired up the iPhone 6 and sought xHamster in private mode. I don’t know if private mode actually prevents the NSA from knowing my habits in this regard, but it does make feel better. I began by just picking the first page that came up. I like the random aspect of this, and I want a variety of videos. However, what came up was porn, and I’m not into that. It’s<b> creepy. </font></b>So I looked for mature to balance it . Nothing worked there. I tried BBW. Nope. Ebony. Nada. MILF. No . “What the hell,” I thought, “one of these usually works.”

By this time, my dick was getting tired and. I was stroking furiously to get it harder. And then it happened. I broke my penis. On a downward stroke, I bent my dick hard. And it hurt. Jesus, did it hurt. So I said, “Fuck it,” and rolled over to go to sleep. Thankfully, I was tired enough to finally conk .

In the morning, I noticed my penis was still hurting. So I swore off masturbating for a while. I took it as a sign that I should just go celibate. I followed that plan for after my dick quit hurting which was almost a week.

It’s incredible what the mind can do. Not did I swear off sex and masturbation, but I also quit drinking, and I got into excellent shape during the year of COVID-19. I actually feel better than I have in a long time, except for one thing. I miss sex. I miss intimacy and a relationship.

So after about 9 months, I decided it was time to see if the plumbing was working. I was especially hard one morning and began stroking my cock slowly and then grabbing it hard and rubbing it up and down. I noticed something different. My cock was now curved like a banana. “Holy shit!” “What did I do?” Those words were probably heard by the next-door neighbor.

I leaped out of bed and went to the mirror. Sure enough, my member had an upward curve of about 25 degrees. A mixture of emotions flooded my brain. I had questions. Is this normal? Can it be fixed? What the fuck happened?

Thank God for the internet. A few keystrokes on Google gave me some answers; The penis is like a balloon. There was a rupture in some of the capillaries that engorge the penis. It’s like scar tissue, and it gave the “balloon” its new shape. And it’s likely not reversible. The good news is that an upward curve is pleasurable to women. The head of the penis hits the G-spot. That helps her, and if it helps her, it helps him too (that’s my lovemaking motto). And there’s another bonus too. A curve can make a woman feel as if the penis is thicker because it requires more volume. All in all, the pluses outweigh the minuses.

There’s just one slight problem. I have yet to test it out.


Valkoinen_Leski 53F  
68 posts
9/7/2021 10:02 pm

*Applause*


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