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You Fit Into Me
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Posted:Jun 7, 2021 1:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2021 5:35 pm
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Believe it or not, this is a poem...
You fit into me
like a hook into an eye;
a fish hook..,
an open eye...
~~Margaret Atwood~~
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The Bright Side of Life
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Posted:Jun 7, 2021 12:55 pm
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2021 8:24 pm
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Always look on the bright side of life
what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing,
you're going back to nothing
What have you lost? Nothing
Nothing will come from nothing
you know what they say?
So always look on the bright side of death
just before you draw your terminal breath
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word
Always look on the bright side of life
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Adapted & Abridged "Monty Python: The Life of Brian"
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Sapphire's Desire
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Posted:Jun 2, 2021 8:05 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2021 5:49 am
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There was a young girl named Sapphire
Who gave in to her lover's desire
She said, "I know it's a sin
But since it's already in,
Could you shove it just a few inches higher?"
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A Fun Heidie-hole
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Posted:May 22, 2021 12:57 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2021 8:56 am
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Heidie, the captains young bride
Fell into the Bay at low tide
You could tell by her squeals
That some of the eels
Had discovered a good place to hide!
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It's Friday....Time For Some Cold Ones
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Posted:May 21, 2021 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2021 12:35 pm
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There was a young named Ann Heuser,
Who swore that no man could surprise her
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz in her pants
And now she’s sadder Budweiser!
Cheers: Enjoy your weekend
If Vodka was water and I was a duck
I’d swim to the bottom and never come up.
But water’s not vodka
And I’m not a duck
So pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.
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No Flashlight Required
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Posted:May 20, 2021 1:20 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2021 12:35 pm
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Said a woman with open delight
My pubic hair’s perfectly white,
I admit ’s a glare,
But the fellows don’t care
They locate more quickly at night!
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His Surprise
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Posted:May 18, 2021 6:46 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2021 12:36 pm
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The girl I brought home was a prize
With an alluring, beautiful set of eyes
Her breasts, so well kept,
Were what I would expect,
But her penis was quite a surprise. |
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Two Girls and Their Knitting
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Posted:May 17, 2021 5:07 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2021 5:18 pm
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A painter, who lived in Great Britain,
Interrupted girls with their knitting,
He said, with a sigh,
That park bench--well I,
Just painted it, right where you're sitting.
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A Girl and Her Ass
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Posted:May 15, 2021 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2021 12:36 pm
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who once had a magnificent ass
Not rounded and pink
As you probably would think
It was grey, long-eared, and ate grass.
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Suck it, Limerick
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Posted:May 12, 2021 11:50 am
Last Updated:Apr 28, 2024 12:31 am
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
" If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!"
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The Unfortunate Predicament of the Hairless Cat
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Posted:Feb 22, 2021 7:13 pm
Last Updated:May 17, 2021 4:55 pm
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I keep saying "I must be getting" old; when I am, in fact, old !
I get such a thrill from looking at a vagina surrounded hair, and it raised the question: Is this because I'm old, or is there really an unusual beauty in hairy vaginas?
Another thing I find myself questioning is: Which guy was the first to complain about how much hair a woman had surrounding her vagina?
Which, of course, now has me wondering: "Is this a 'brain-washing' situation? Where women are forced lay it all bear because some dude is uncomfortable facing the feline in the forest?"
Or is it a situation willingly decided upon because some women thought it was a more attractive look for them?
I have no issue with a shaved front but, I'm so in love with hairy vaginas (when I can see them, that is!)
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Why Women Give Blowjobs
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Posted:Dec 13, 2020 6:14 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2020 6:24 am
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Here's a question I used to get asked a lot by girlfriends as a younger man (yea, I always got busted), a question I've found both perplexing and hard (no pun intended) to answer:
"Why would she give you a blowjob if you're not in love with her?"
Of course, being young, I was always dumb enough to try to answer (I seem to go through life believing I can answer every question that is put to me. Bullshit!) and end up prolonging a conversation I had no way of winning.
Of course, I was too young then to understand I had no way of winning a argument with any woman. Damn, I'm not even qualified to win an argument with another guy (unless it was a physical altercation). Sometimes I was lucky enough to have my relationship continue, sometimes it would come to an abrupt end. What do I know.
Years later I've become smart enough to know the answer to the question: "I don't have an answer!" Ask a girl that very same question and if she's honest she'll tell you she don't know why.
Now, if the woman don't know why how in hell is a guy gonna know why? We're just grateful for the favor. Let us know if we can do the same for you!  
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