Don't Shoot The Messenger!!
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Posted:May 17, 2014 3:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2014 2:23 pm
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Sometimes you read and what you're seeing isn't exactly what you're reading:
America Ferrara opens up when prankster attempt to crawl under her skirt...
"It felt like a crazy weird dream," Ferrara told New York magazine. "and then some guy jumped under my dress!'"
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A Dick In My Hand... A Slit, Your Bush...
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Posted:May 15, 2014 10:26 am
Last Updated:May 17, 2014 7:56 pm
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I feel like pissing off someone today...
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I was reading this post a few days ago where this lady was bemoaning the fact that guys keep showing comparison shots of their dicks with a soda can or ruler.
She was saying "Enough! We get it!" According to her, if she saw another one she was gonna barf (or something on that level.) Hey, peacocks preen, monkeys act up. Each specie has it's method!
It got me to thinking: I can't recall seeing a guy complain (I might be wrong) about those ladies always displaying their goodies, open, expanded, or otherwise! Have you?
I wonder why ladies complain about this? Could it be that the one at home is on the small side? Penis envy? Wondering what a big one would feel like?
I'm mean, if the one at home is small, surely there is some other redeeming quality why they' got married in the first place. Surely the little that's there must be getting the job done!
If the ladies want to protest seeing dicks, I'm sure that's their right.
If a guy wants to display his dick, I’m sure it’s also his right.
Me, I’m very proud of my dick, love the weight of my dick, love the size of my dick (don’t mean I wouldn’t take another inch or so) love my ability to swing a big dick. I might not show it a lot, but I’m in love with my dick. You should see how proudly I stroke it in the morning, that’s when it seems to be at its best!
Once I learned to wield this mighty rod to the satisfaction of my , my pride has not waned. I have put this tool to amazing use over the years, and now that I’m in semi-retirement it’s only fair that I give the other guys a chance to earn some love. So you won’t see too much of mine.
But, give the guys some love. We love seeing your pussies (when you feel sympathetic enough to show us); we’ll look everyday if you show it every day. You won’t hear us complain (why is that though?)
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Working On Her Garden
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Posted:May 14, 2014 4:03 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2014 2:48 pm
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Didn't realize that gardening was such a strenuous activity.
I thought I was in great shape until my little gardening free-for-all yesterday. I did about 3-4hours outside working in the dirt. Today, I felt like I had just played a game of soccer after a few years lay-off!
God. I won't even talk about last night.
All those older ladies must be laughing at me. You know; I see them out in their garden working like crazy. Come back tomorrow and they're out there again like it is THAT easy.
Now I'm having second-thoughts about when I buy my own home.
Maybe I'll just pay someone to work on mine. Or buy my current home! 
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"Intelligent Life..."
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Posted:May 12, 2014 8:00 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2014 4:54 pm
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I wrote the following on Kukoocock’s post Energise To Disintegrate,
(“maybe 'dem tings' up in space are really there to act like, what's that thing called that they release in 'Top Gun" to confuse the enemy rocket (wait... wasn't that a Russian rocket?) about to blast them out of the sky, so they can make a getaway? I forget.
Where was I?
Oh, yes! ...so that when the giant asteroid get's close to hitting earth it will be diverted.”), and somewhere along the way I went off on this tangent.
If you have a problem with this much crazy, don’t blame me. Blame Kukoo! I usually get like this when I read his posts.
It really deserves the name ASSteroid! Wish we could give it a hemorrhoid for wanting to hit The Earth, the only planet with "intelligent life".
Intelligent life, by the way, that spends a lot of time trying to eliminate all life possible. Intelligent life that jettisons crappy stuff into our atmosphere because we never thought long term before creating them.
Hey, we’ll build it; let someone else worry about breaking it down into harmless mass.
And if an asteroid manages to find its way through all that crap and destroys earth before humanity does, no biggie; we already have our sights set on a couple planets that we can practice all we’ve learnt about fucking up stuff from our experiences on earth.
WTF am I talking about? How did I get here?
Damn!
I think my meds are working!! Woo-Hoo!!!
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Y e L l O w
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Posted:May 11, 2014 7:40 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2014 4:51 pm
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I should be off for a few days so maybe I can do some damage to all that yellow I'm looking at on my page!!
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Masturbation For Me... A Single-Player Experience
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Posted:May 11, 2014 7:09 pm
Last Updated:May 27, 2014 8:00 pm
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I like the idea of masturbation!
When I use to do it regularly I used to go into it thinking I can maybe do it twice or thrice before getting on with my day. But after the first one I would get that feeling of guilt I always talk about.
I never did find out if I could do one back-to-back!
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I 'bate alone.
"Yeaaaa, with nobody else...."
I think company would be embarrassing. Before we got married, during foreplay (or playing around) my wife would start trying to ‘jack’ me off. I always did my best to discourage that. Remember, I am somewhat prudish!
If I need accessories while masturbating I will mostly masturbate to a passage in a novel, something erotic that I might consider as being properly described. I actually started with the James Bond novels in my early teens.
Sometimes along the way I’ve come across books that have some kind of 'forcible' sex scene being described and I found that exciting enough to grab for the tool and really get to work.
I’ve often tried to delay cumming, sorta teaching myself to control how long I can stay before firing off the rocket. But you get to that point where it feels so good, it’ pointless fighting.
I often lose that battle!
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Escape From Reality
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Posted:May 7, 2014 3:46 pm
Last Updated:May 14, 2014 4:51 pm
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I sometimes think I should feel guilty about my reading and movie preferences.
See, I have great love for reality but it’s the life we’re all required to live. But the television, the newspapers, the internet, they’re all littered with reality, mostly the harsh reality of life today.
Reality is everywhere around me; no shortage of that. And if there ain’t enough I can always turn to “Reality TV.” (Shoot me in the head now!!)
What I don’t have enough of is fantasy, the world to which I can escape; which, by the way, is a much happier and fun alternative to reality.
I just read an article, (Larry McMurthy tells about his latest novel “The Last Kind Words Saloon” ). This is one of the more proficient authors of any generation. He said: “The detective fiction of Robert B. Parker… are my pleasure now.”
Having read that, I have to assume I’m in good company!
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Eric Clapton & Friends
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Posted:May 2, 2014 9:59 am
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 2:09 pm
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Imagine this: Tom Petty with Eric Clapton! Or Mark Knopfler/Eric Clapton; hell, Eric Clapton with (take your choice, depending on how you feel about great music) Willie Nelson, John Mayer, et al;that's the deal on a new CD coming out next week.
The CD is a tribute album to the late J.J. Cale who died recently. A few of his songs were previously recorded and scored top 10 credentials in past years by Clapton, Gregg Allman, among others.
As I've mentioned before, I love these types of CDs getting different interpretations of great songs by other great musicians, and like everybody else, I love having great selections in my collection.
The following is the track-listing of the CD titled "Eric Clapton & Friends: The Breeze, An Appreciation of JJ Cale":
1. Call Me The Breeze (Eric Clapton)
2. Rock And Roll Records (Eric Clapton & Tom Petty)
3. Someday (Mark Knopfler)
4. Lies (John Mayer & Eric Clapton)
5. Sensitive Kind (Don White)
6. Cajun Moon (Eric Clapton)
7. Magnolia (John Mayer)
8. I Got The Same Old Blues (Tom Petty & Eric Clapton)
9. Songbird (Willie Nelson & Eric Clapton)
10. Since You Said Goodbye (Eric Clapton)
11. I’ll Be There (If You Ever Want Me) (Don White & Eric Clapton)
12. The Old Man And Me (Tom Petty)
13. Train To Nowhere (Mark Knopfler, Don White & Eric Clapton)
14. Starbound (Willie Nelson)
15. Don’t Wait (Eric Clapton & John Mayer)
16. Crying Eyes (Eric Clapton & Christine Lakeland) |
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I Know I Didn't Finish Too Fast...
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Posted:Apr 30, 2014 8:31 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 2:20 pm
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With today's posting I finally come to the end of my month-long celebration of Poetry Month and Will Shakespeare's 450th birthday. Did I get 30? I hope so!
This might not be the place for poetry but since I'm not trying to get laid I think I could put the space to better use.
Now I just have to figure out where I go next.
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What Lips My Lips Have Kissed,..
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Posted:Apr 30, 2014 8:02 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 2:42 pm
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What Lips My Lips Have Kissed, and where, and why
(Sonnet XLIII )
What lips my lips have kissed, and where, and why,
I have forgotten, and what arms have lain
Under my head till morning; but the rain
Is full of ghosts tonight, that tap and sigh
Upon the glass and listen for reply,
And in my heart there stirs a quiet pain
For unremembered lads that not again
Will turn to me at midnight with a cry.
Thus in winter stands the lonely tree,
Nor knows what birds have vanished one by one,
Yet knows its boughs more silent than before:
I cannot say what loves have come and gone,
I only know that summer sang in me
A little while, that in me sings no more.
Edna St. Vincent Millay
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Last Year, This Year, Next year???
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Posted:Apr 29, 2014 4:07 pm
Last Updated:Apr 29, 2014 4:09 pm
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Last year I wrote for about a week on the topic of my dick... size, length, how long it has been doing great work, pics, poems (I think I might have been rubbing it in the faces of those who complained about guys showing their dicks on a site dedicated to sex {I didn't cum in anyone's face, though} ).
Then again I could have been trying to compete with those ladies who posts pics of their vaginas, or write up a storm on how wonderful their vaginas are. (Hell, if I had a vagina I would be flashing it every chance I got too. Maybe even squirt on a few guys. No jealousy here. 
This year I tried to do a month on poetry, which I seem to be managing quite well with.
Maybe it's not too early to start planning next year's hi-jinx.
Of course, by next year I will probably have forgotten what I planned, or even that I had a plan .
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When I Am Dead, My Dearest
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Posted:Apr 29, 2014 3:43 pm
Last Updated:May 7, 2014 2:43 pm
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...and this one for today, Tuesday April 29th, 2014. Now I'm all caught up:
When I Am Dead, My Dearest
When I am dead, my dearest,
Sing no sad songs for me;
Plant thou no roses at my head,
Nor shady cypress tree:
Be the green grass above me
With showers and dewdrops wet:
And if thou wilt, remember,
And if thou wilt, forget.
I shall not see the shadows,
I shall not feel the rain;
I shall not hear the nightingale
Sing on as if in pain:
And dreaming through the twilight
That doth not rise nor set,
Haply I may remember,
And haply I may forget.
~~ Christina Rossetti ~~
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