QUICK WITTED
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Posted:Jul 14, 2008 6:00 am
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When in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
example of empire building by George Bush. He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
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Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American.
During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an
aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly, 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency
electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
have?'
You could have heard a pin drop
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group of
officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, 'whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.'
You could have heard a pin drop.
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A group of Americans, retired teachers, recently went to France on a tour.
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on.
'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France
previously.
'Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.'
The American said, 'The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it.'
'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!'
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. 'Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.'
You could have heard a pin drop
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What Is A Veteran? A Veteran -- whether active duty, discharged, retired, or reserve -- is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America', for an amount up to and
including his life.
That is honor, and there are way too many people in this country today who no longer understand that fact.
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I REALLY HAVE DARK ROOTS
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Posted:Jul 14, 2008 5:44 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 7:00 am
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FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!'
The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!'
FOURTH DEGREE
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'
FIFTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
SIXTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware '
SEVENTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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IF YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH.....
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:52 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 7:00 am
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Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with that person.
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The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
When I was a , I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome.
Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing , takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday'
'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'
She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The are watching her in amazement.
'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.)
'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!)
'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there.'
Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along..
Live every day as if it is your LAST chance to make someone happy!
.....and laugh like there will be no tomorrow.........
I hope that I have brought a bit of laughter into your life. Have a wonderful day, filled with shared smiles....
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IT'S NOT ABOUT MONEY
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:43 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2008 10:15 am
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Being rich isn't about money. Being rich is a state of mind. Some of us, no matter how much money we have, will ever have enough to just slow down and enjoy. And then there are those who are rich without ever being more than one payheck ahead of poverty.
There are two ways of being happy; we may either diminish our wants or augment our means. Either will do, the result being the same. It is for each man to decide which path to take. If you are idle or sick or poor, however hard it may be for you to diminish your wants, it will be harder to augment your means. If you are active and prosperous, or young or in good health, it may be easier for you to augment your means than to diminish your wants. However, if you are wise you will do both at the same time...... young or old, rich or poor, sick or well. And if you are very wise, you will do both in such a way as to augmnet the general happiness of others.
The making of money, the accumulation of material goods, is not all there is to living. Life is something more than these, and the man that misses the truth misses the greatest joy and satifaction that can come into his life............service for others..
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things that he doesn't have, but rejoices for those which he has.
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are some of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure?
We are born with two eyes in front because we must see what lies ahead and beyond ourselves.
We are born with two ears...one left, and one right...so that we can hear both sides, collect both compliments and criticisms, to see which are right.
We are born with a brain concealed within a skull; No matter how poor we are, we are still rich, for no one can steal what our brain contains, holding more riches than you can imagine.
We are born with two eyes, two ears, but only one mouth, for the mouth can be a lethal weapon, inflicting far more pain than that of a fist. Remember that it is almost always wisest to listen rather than speak.
We are born with only one heart; deep within our chest, it reminds us to appreciate and give love from deep within.
All of us can give friendship to those who need it; loyalty to those who depend upon us; courtesy to all those with whom we come in contact; kindness to those whose paths may cross ours; and hopefully, understanding to those who views may not be exactly in agreement with our own opinions.
The priceless gifts in life are not those that come wrapped up on special occassions, but the gifts we give when we give of ourselves. It is the love we share. It is the comfort we lend at times of need. It is the moments we spend together, helping each other follow our dreams. The most precious gifts are the understanding and caring that come from the heart. each and every one of us has these gifts to offer..... through the gift of ourselves.
The majority of us lead quiet lives as we pass through this world. There will be no parades for us, no monuments created in our honor, but that does not lessen our possible impact, for there are scores of people waiting for someone just like us to come along; people who will appreciate our compassion, our unique talents. Someone who will live a happier life merely because we took the time to share what we have to give. Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. It's overwhelming to consider the continuous opportunities there are to make our love felt.
You can't have a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you.
If a man measures life by what others do for him, he is apt to be disappointed; but if he measures life by what he does for others, there is no time for dispair. If he measures life by its accumulations, these usually fall short of his expectations, but if he measures life by the contribution which he has made to the sum of human happiness, his only disappointment is in not finding time to do all that his heart prompts him to do.. Whether he spends his time trying to absorb from the world only to have the burden of life grow daily heavier, or spends his time in an effort to accomplish something of real value to the race, depends upon his ideal.
If you have nothing else to do, look about you and see if there isn't something close at hand that you can improve. It may make you wealthy, though it is more likely that it will make you happy.
You will find, as you look back on your life, tht the moments that stand out are the moments when you have done things for others.
Make a rule never to lie down at night without being able to say, "I have made one human being at least a little wiser, a little happier, or a little better this day.
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BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2008 8:19 am
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Believing in Yourself
There may be days
when you get up in the morning
and things aren't the way
you had hoped they would be.
That's when you have to
tell yourself that things will get better.
There are times when people
disappoint you and let you down.
But those are the times
when you must remind yourself
to trust your own judgments and opinions,
to keep your life focused on believing in yourself.
There will be challenges to face
and changes to make in your life,
and it is up to you to accept them.
Constantly keep yourself headed
in the right direction for you.
It may not be easy at times,
but in those times of struggle
you will find a stronger sense of who you are.
So when the days come that are filled
with frustration and unexpected responsibilities,
remember to believe in yourself
and all you want your life to be.
Because the challenges and changes
will only help you to find the goals
that you know are meant to come true for you.
Keep Believing in Yourself
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BOOTS OR A HAT ??
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2008 10:18 am
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The Salesman's Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old , returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late.
"Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
"," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up from the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched an R-rated movie."
"I am ashamed of you, ," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your !" With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over, 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert, shoulda bought a hat.'
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IT'S YOUR DECISION
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:27 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2008 10:18 am
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Only take what you need as forward you travel,
Don't weigh yourself down with the woe of the past,
Decide that your heart will have room to be happy,
With space for good memories, ones that will last.
Don't let past misfortunes stifle your dreaming,
And stop you from reaching as high as you can,
But use them as stepping stones to your life's purpose,
The journey you started when your life began.
Let the lessons you learn add depth to your living,
Begin to reach out to all those passing by,
A smile given lovingly could be a blessing,
And help someone give something just one more try.
Reach out through your own pain to someone in crisis,
By touching a hand you are touching a heart,
You might never know just how your intervention
Enabled another to make a new start.
So when someone says they can never repay you,
For all you have said, or for all you have done,
Just quietly say there's one way this can happen,
Through sharing a blessing by passing it on.
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I WANT IT NOW !!!
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 1:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 4:38 am
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A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in the phone books under ' and Massages'. He opened the phone book to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, he gives her a call. 'Hello?' the woman says. God she sounded sexy! 'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long . You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?' She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.'
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HAPPY 4th..............
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 6:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 1:16 am
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I hope that each of you has a very safe, sane...yet still enjoyable 4th, and that you have the chance to spend it with those you love. Take a moment today to remember the reason behind this holiday, and those that fight for us still.....
Lift the flag up high!
The red...the white...the blue.
Fly it every chance that you get
Whether it be old or new.
For many men have fought and died
To see that we stay free.
So fly the red...the white...the blue
So everyone can see........
As always, you shall remain in my thoughts...
Bonnie
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STANDING ON ONE LEG......
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 5:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 5:41 am
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This is priceless!!!!!
An older, tired-looking wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, curled up in the corner and fell asleep.
An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was back, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall and again slept for about an hour.
This continued off and on for several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: 'I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your comes to my house for a nap.'
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: 'He lives in a home with 6 , 2 under the age of 3 - he's trying to catch up on his sleep.
Can I come with him tomorrow?'
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Three women who were friends in high school have returned to their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch together.
Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first woman says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second woman says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
The third woman says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have many material possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on my husband's erect penis."
After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera we're going to my parent's house for two weeks."
The second woman says, "Your honesty has shamed me. To be honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me a Taurus."
"Well," the third woman says, "I've got a confession to make. Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg."
(JEALOUS??)
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I USE TO HAVE ONE
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 5:12 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 5:39 am
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Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling, please pull up your nightgown."
Very sweetly Fanny answers, "Nooo."
Myron asks again, a little sterner, "Fanny pull up your nightgown."
Fanny again says, "No."
Myron is now angry and says, "Fanny, pull up your nightgown or I'm going out the door and you'll never see me again."
"No." says Fanny.
So Myron gets up and goes out the front door, slamming it behind him. Fanny immediately gets up and locks the door.
Not too long after, Myron is back. He tries the front door but finds it locked. So he taps on the door and says, "Fanny, my darling, open the door, it's me."
Fanny say s, "Nooo."
Myron knocks a little louder, "Fanny, sweetness, please open the door."
"No." says Fanny.
Myron starts kicking the door and shouts, "Fanny, open this door right now or I'll break it down."
Fanny says, "Really? A door you can break down, but a nightgown you can't pull up?"
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Sam and Abe, now in their late seventies, first met in the second grade in a school on the lower East Side of New York. Their relationship now is one of playing pinochle, playing jokes and making bets.
Sam calls Abe and says, "I got a bet for you: I bet you that mine is longer soft than yours is hard. A thousand dollars!"
Abe says, "How can that be? If you knew anything about biology, you..."
Sam interrupts, "I called for a bet, not a lecture. Mine is longer soft than yours is hard. One thousand dollars...yes or no?"
Abe says, "Okay, okay, I'll take your bet! How long is yours soft?"
Sam says, "Eleven years."
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The young man goes into a bar and picks up a tall woman. After a night of drinking and dancing they go back to his place. She unzips his fly and starts playing with his dick.
"Wow," he says, "you handle my penis so well...."
"I should," she replies, "I used to have one."
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JOHN AND MARSHA
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 5:07 am
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 5:37 am
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The Salesman's Robot
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11-year-old , returned home from school. Tommy was over two hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over two hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
"," said John, "this robot is a lie detector. Now tell us where you really were after school."
"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie," said Tommy.
"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
"The Ten Commandments," answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and slapped him again, knocking him off his chair once more. With his
lip quivering, Tommy got up from the floor, sat down, and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched an R-rated movie."
"I am ashamed of you, ," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot then walked around to John and delivered
a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears, and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all,
he is your !"
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
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ANOTHER
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Posted:Jul 4, 2008 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2008 7:09 am
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Read this story to the end. It concerns the Nobel Peace Prize awarded in
October, 2007.
Recently a 98 year old lady named Irena died.
During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist.
She had an ulterior motive...
She KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German).
Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of her tool box she carried, and she carried in the back of her truck a Burlap sack, (for larger ).
She also had a in the back, that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in, and out of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog, and the barking
covered the /infants noises.
During her time and course of doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500 /infants.
She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs, and arms, and beat her
severely.
Irena kept a record of the names of all the she smuggled out, and kept them in a glass jar, buried under a tree in her back yard. After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it, and reunited the family.
Most of course had been gassed.
Those she helped got placed into foster family homes, or adopted.
Last year Irena was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize....
She LOST.
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global Warming.
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How's this for a gunshot survivor...
Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.
Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her
head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open,
and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.
The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the
back of her head.
When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.. She initially passed out, but quickly
recovered.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant.
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