Shit heads
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Posted:Mar 17, 2014 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2014 9:51 am
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ok, so this is a ranting post. Guys be warned, but I need answers.
WHY?
why do guys spend hours wining, dining, talking to get the deal done.
Spend just as much time doing the deed in every which way possible.
Yet cannot stay around for breakfast!!!!
why, why. why???
I mean, I was awake. Making a cup of tea, go back to the bedroom and it's as if Lord Lucan had stayed the night, minus the murder (S.I.R). Not a sign left.
I mean he has SERIOUSLY shot himself in the foot there, cos there was the distinct possibility of seconds, morning sex is great, aswell as another hook up.
You know who you are and I know you read my blogs so consider this the end of the line for you. Hope you enjoyed our time together.
This is Not the first time a guy has slinked off in the morning, but generally there is at least a kiss goodbye, a thank you, or a plain goodbye gotta run hun. But no, nothing on this occasion.
Are we completely different animals in the morning??
Well just throwing it out there, any guys feel free to answer.
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Engagements and fuck buddies
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Posted:Mar 3, 2014 3:50 pm
Last Updated:Mar 9, 2014 1:02 am
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So this weekend saw another of my besties finally succumb to the marriage bug, if only at the engagement stage.
Partied hard, danced harder, which is no mean feat in high heels, i'll assure you. Did I mention I flirted outrageously with the barman? anyway a couple of free drinks earnt him a kiss n a quick grope of my left tit. he was happy with that it seems. oh well such is life.
Sunday bought better reward for my Saturday exurtions. A quick call to a local fuck buddy who it seems just dropped everything to be at my feet. The thing with my 'select' fuck buddies is I know that within a few minutes of closing the door the business end of the deal will be in action. no questions, no cheesy chat up lines, no awkward silences, no incompatability issues, just satisfaction. Now to this point my buddies are all still single and available, when I call. likewise I am when they call. I scratch their itch, they scratch mine.
Never really gone much into my dating phobia, may leave that for another blog though.
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Autocorrect
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Posted:Feb 27, 2014 6:19 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2014 6:04 am
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So I had myself a little liason this week, which nearly didn't happen at all.
Mobile phones are the bane of my life at times, think I preferred them when they were just a phone.
Anyway having arranged to hook up with this fella he starts pinging me messages, getting dirtier and hornier at each turn. No harm there, I like a bit of cyber, mind pondering sex before the real deal. Anyway luckily I'm not easily offended but it seems the autocorrect corrected some of his texts with dire consequences.
Hilarious, but from his point of view and having not actually met before started to panic that said liason wouldn't happen.
Basically I made him pay for his lack of judgement by giving me extra orgasms as his punishment. He didn't seem to mind too much.
I certainly had no complaints.
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Valentines
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Posted:Feb 17, 2014 8:37 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2014 11:15 am
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So the romantic day of the year has been and gone, and all I have to show for it is, well nothing. Well I have one spectacular quote from someone who compared valentines day to VD. FriendFinder-x bloggers and word shortening. lol
My on/off fella, doesn't believe in that shit, which to be honest is cool as I'm not gonna jump into any commitment based upon a bunch of flowers and some choccies.
He showed me a good time anyway, nice hotel, not the ones with paper thin walls, and a real bed too.
So the champagne secret is out, well Asti actually, but same effect. mouthful of fizz, cock in mouth, 'fucking awesome' was the quote!!!
Very similar effect on my clit too. Luckily my time of the month had passed but earlier in the week his horniness was too horny to worry. I am not usually into period sex but on this occasion it gave me the laugh of my life.
Lets say, deed was done, off I go to clean up and in comes my fella and he's just standing there.
what you doing?
just watching?
why?
well, just in case anything happens to you, then I'll know what to do.
OMG!!. now that is either incredibly sweet or pathetically stupid, I'm not sure which at this point.
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Bruises
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Posted:Feb 9, 2014 4:03 am
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2014 1:50 am
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Now I like my sex hard and rough from time to time but I seem to of aquired the bruise from hell from somewhere. But from where, Fucked if I know!! maybe the adrenalin and endorphins in the heat of the moment dulled my pain recepticles.
My arm of all places, yeah we had a pillow fight, just love doing this, really lightens the mood and raises the heart rate 
My bottom has been the recipient to a few hand prints over the years, but then so have a few of the guys. Left a few bite marks in my time too, such fun.
Got me thinking about sex related injuries.
I've cracked my head on the headboard, and that is about the extent of my injuries. Admittedly I have fallen off the bed but nothing too major. I'm sure there are some out there with tales to tell.
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Opening Gambit
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Posted:Feb 5, 2014 3:44 pm
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2014 11:17 am
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So having been the receiver of some rather different opening lines from guys it got me wondering how the hell some of them ever get replies.
Lets face it, they have to be full paid up members to mail in the first place. SO why go on full insult mode is beyond me.
Having spoken to another member who has been on here for a while he told me that the male to female ratio is something like 20:1 so faced with odds like that, starting with an insult surely lessens the odds of a reply let alone a meet.
received this today, surely ranks with the bad opening gambit;
guyXX: hey, how bout i tell ya how i gonna ruin n smash ur pussy.
me: I'd rather you didn't thanks
guyXX: Fukk off Lezzo
Admittedly I did reply, but I reply to all, even to say thanks, but no thanks. So what's anyone else's thoughts on this. What works best?
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Relationships, questions and a weekend of sex
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Posted:Feb 2, 2014 3:11 pm
Last Updated:Feb 9, 2014 2:51 am
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Where to start.
Well firstly my weekend was awesome, you might have got that from the blog title. But it also threw up SO many questions.
The fact I spent the whole weekend with one guy makes me think this is different. He asked, I said yes. I'm not usually one to jump straight back into a round two scenario. I'm also not the dating type, but his feels different. The sex was great, but it was more than just sex. A mutual attraction on a different level also.
So, not being the dating type, I'm asking myself which direction is this going?
Am I interested in dating?
Do I tell him about FriendFinder-x?
How do I tell him about FriendFinder-x?
When do I tell him about FriendFinder-x?
Do I continue to persue meets on FriendFinder-x?
Normally sex is just that. SEX
A mutual pleasure between two adults, for fun.
The attraction is there, but I have to ask if I see a long term future. Hell I have no desire to settle down, have etc and the trappings of marriage and the like. I want to live life and carve my own path.
On a side note, I'm missing a pair of knickers.
Do I call the restaurant and ask for then back? 
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Proposal - not that kind though
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Posted:Jan 31, 2014 11:25 am
Last Updated:Feb 2, 2014 2:26 pm
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Was talking to a guy off here and he hit me with a proposal of joining a couple he had been chatting to form a foursome.
fun, yes, but as the couple were married I didn't want to persue this any further. Singles all the way for me.
It did get me thinking about my previous foursome though. Three brothers aged 22, 25 and 27 and little sex crazy cockaholic me.
It was as I remember a messy affair with three cocks to keep me occupied I was in my element. Not sure how much detail you all want but by the end of the night there were three guys totally spent and dry of cum. Me on the other hand was still wanting more, but fair to say I had had my fill and was satisfied. The sleepover was interesting as I snuggled down into a guy sandwich.
Happy days.
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TGIF PART 3 @ texts
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Posted:Jan 27, 2014 9:02 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2014 2:20 am
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so after the toilet shenannigans it was time to hook a guy for the evening and into the early hours.
Task completed successfully. cute guy, bit older than myself and some nice toned muscles. it seems we were back to his for the fun n games.
Well given my penchant for socks recently the first surprise came when I unbuckled his tight fitting jeans and got my hands on his package. Well I got my hands on a folded up sock should I say. Certainly not what I was expecting. WTF!! oh man I forgot about that he says. How the hell do you forget you have a sock stuffed down yer kecks???? lol, fuck me, I say as I'm semi paralysed with a fit of the giggles. Tequila does that to me, besides tequila is 40% stronger than me!!
The cock (minus sock) was as it happens one of the best I have had in I don't know how long. The head on the thing was huge, bulbous and a deep purple throbbing with blood. It felt amazing inside me, and can quite honestly say I have never had as many orgasms as I did from that cock. The cat well and truly got the cream, besides I'm grinning like a Cheshire cat. AMAZING. Just goes to show that size is not always a guarantee of a great fuck.
update.received this text today(Monday)
Hi Em, just wanted to say thanks for yesterday, you were amazing, really you were and you did things to me that I have only read about. I hope you had a good night and would love to repeat it again soon if your agreeable. hugs n kisses
now, wow. really didn't expect that either. not sure how I feel about that. But I guess it's nice I made someone happy. sex is meant to be fun after all, and on this occasion there were two satisfied customers.
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TGIF part 2
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Posted:Jan 25, 2014 1:45 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2014 4:29 am
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Imagine the scene,Friday night, music blaring, alcohol flowing,throng of sweaty people in close contact. It's a sex party. No, it's the cattle market cram em in club style. I'm talent spotting between the puffs of artificial smoke and the throng of dancing nutters, when I'm approached and conversation starts up. One thing leads to another and lets just say the guy in question leads me to the men's cubicles to 'SHOW' me his cock.
reasonably impressive as it is, you gotta touch, well I do, so I did. And there I am in the guys toilets stroking a hard cock. He then stands on the toilet seat and I'm faced with a cock in my face, what do you do?
Blowjob central. WHAT ARE YOU DOING EMILY?!! Not my usual style in any way, shape or form, but enjoyable all the same. Wasn't long before I'm drinking down some salty cum, at which point the guy disappears and leaves me in the cubicle.
Time for a quick exit. Head up and calmly walk for the door. That's how it should of happened, it was more like Saturday afternoon on the football terraces as a loud resounding cheer crescendo's through the guys toilets, as some worried fella's quickly zip up!!
I'm outta here and back on the prowl as this was not the intended outcome. I still need sex.
The funny thing is about an hour later when another guy is kissing me he mentions that I taste salty. 'Oh, that's the Tequila', I add. If only he knew. If only he knew. 
More to follow.
It's Saturday morning, the head is still fuzzy from Vodka and Tequila and I'm writing this. excuse and spelling or anything that doesn't make sense.
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TGIF & CAMS
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Posted:Jan 24, 2014 8:18 am
Last Updated:Jan 25, 2014 1:17 am
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Thank god I'm fabulous. well that's what fellas keep telling me, cannot believe everything your told or can you?
Have an insanely horny urge that needs satisfying.
Thank god it's friday and the weekend pleasure fest can begin. That's the intention anyway.
Cameras. seems that all the guys on IM have em and want to wave their dicks at me via em. I love to chat with guys but I really don't see the fascination in waving your dick about while trying to chat. Do I want to watch guys cum over camera, actually NO, I love watching a guy wank, but I wanna be able to join in after. To be there in the flesh and watch. Seems like wasted energy to me. does anyone else enjoy watching guys on cams like this?
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Funny fuck
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Posted:Jan 21, 2014 3:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2014 10:47 am
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This came back to me today for some strange reason.
I Was having sex with a newish boyfriend(at the time). I had been on top in cowgirl mode, with boots I must add, lol, when he taps me and says to lay on the bed. He rolls me off him and swiftly off the bed onto the floor. Nice!!
He then throws a pillow for me and slides in and proceeds to go at it in like jack rabbit mode, complete with grunting, full throttle. I could do nothing but bury my head in the pillow to hide the laughter.
Just one of those moments I found funny as fuck at the time. still do. think my mind is painting a better picture from experience than my words do.
Hey sex should be fun afterall
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Matters of the heart
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Posted:Jan 18, 2014 1:42 am
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2014 2:58 pm
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Ok, so had a fairly uneventful night out last night. scored some local talent with the girls and enjoyed a few drinks and fended off the avalanche of would be male suitors.
Which brings me to my point. I WILL NOT get involved with a married man, not for a bit on the side, a quickie, a handjob. end of. If the guy wants to be a cock and potentially ruin his relationship then so be it, but do it with some other gal, not me.
And as for the douche who moved his ring to a different finger after asking and being politely refused the first time, got met with a sharper negative.
I appreciate some relationships fail, and sex plays a part but I just don't want to be the other woman, and certainly have no desire to break up a relationship either. No matter how hot the said guy is. Taken means taken.
so in this instance, a No is more than definetely a NO.
If two consenting adults want to bring another person into play, together then that is different.
One reason why relationships suck for me. A percetage of people cheat. Have been on the receiving end of this and know how it feels. Don't have the desire to be on the other side.
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