Pick Up Lines  

fancy_legs 50F  
63 posts
8/29/2021 10:58 am
Pick Up Lines


I'm a user of the chat rooms.

I have seen some funny/ stupid/ erotic pick-up lines that both men and women use to draw attention.

What is the best pickup line you have used that got you laid?

Whether it has been in a bar/ store or online. What pick-up line has worked for you.

Some of the examples I have seen on here....some make you laugh
others maybe like what the heck was she/he thinking to use that. Amazing what lines people will use.

--Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent-

--You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique, and with one touch, you’ll be wet.

--Is your body a map? because I love to travel

--Legs like that should be wrapped around my neck.

--I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

--You’re so hot that I just want my volcano to erupt inside you.

Those are just some examples I have read or heard.

Just a pick-up line you may have tried or not.

What pick-up line do you think would work to Get your attention.

HAMONMAN 62M
12913 posts
8/29/2021 11:56 am

a lady in the grocery store asked me if I knew where the pizza dough was.
Was she trying to pick me up ?


Humanity peaked during the 20th century.
We can't even make a decent starter solenoid any longer.


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 1:28 pm:
LOL, I guess that would depend on if she thought you had nice pizza dough buns ( butt ).

Did you show her your buns or did you smile and walk away?

Thanks for taking the time to respond.

I am always curious about what lines work for people.

tallinshorts0911 53M
29 posts
8/29/2021 2:55 pm

Connoisseur of observing lame pick up lines that I will never use.


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 3:30 pm:
Thank you for responding

mark1002021 62M
23 posts
8/29/2021 3:04 pm

They all sound so corny, I wouldn't use any of them


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 3:27 pm:
Thanks for responding but I think you are missing the point.

Asking what lines you may have used or what lines you may have seen or heard.

Not a poll asking if you liked the examples posted but what you have seen or heard or have used that might have worked.

Thanks for responding.

ltrskr 73M  
5073 posts
8/29/2021 4:14 pm

I'm new here, could u show me the way to ur place.....


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 4:41 pm:
Not sure what you are asking for.

Welcome to FriendFinder-x

BiSussi 61F
1199 posts
8/29/2021 4:47 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    a lady in the grocery store asked me if I knew where the pizza dough was.
    Was she trying to pick me up ?
Oh yes, the SUPERMARKET is a place were guys can get very annoying
Suspect some women, like in your case do as well
I am still a virgin, can you help me to get this behind me, is the worst I have heard in Vegas from a 30+ year old guy.
Is there any man who is still a virgin at age 18?????
What women would want to help out and secondly, if it is true, he must be a loser
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I love pussies and adore nice dicks


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 5:50 pm:
Thank you for taking the time to reply.

peninsula_ 51M
180 posts
8/29/2021 5:35 pm

The line from Every Which Way but Loose was "It's kinda smokey in here...." and a nod to the exit.

I never use a line, I shoot as honest and original as I can. Posture, eye contact and delivery helps. You can see them thinking it through looking for the angle, but there is none.

You can leave me a message here


fancy_legs replies on 8/29/2021 5:53 pm:
Yes, I agree. Physical confidence is a true value.

Thank you for taking the time to reply.

exsquid46 62M
585 posts
8/30/2021 12:17 am

Ms. fancy_legs,

I personally do not use pick up lines, simply because I know that most women will see them for what they are, a blatant come on.

Now I might engage a woman in a conversation about different things, I would first have to know her. I seldom approach women outside of professional setting, due to the fact I am clueless when it comes to judging their level of interest.


WyoCowboy7751 68M
2357 posts
8/30/2021 5:49 am

Recall reading one that stated it may be usable in just the right circumstance ! Guy walks up to gal and states , " The look on your face tells me that you could use a good clit licking and after that I'll dick ya !! " Personally, I though it just sounded TOO corny or even wondered if a gal would even fall for that line !! 🤠


fancy_legs replies on 8/30/2021 9:19 am:
If nothing else I would have to laugh at that one. LOL Funny...

You are right, I wonder if that ever worked for someone.

Thank you for taking the time to reply.

TrojanMagXL 52M
57 posts
8/30/2021 12:40 pm

"Lay down honey.....I think I love you."


fancy_legs replies on 8/30/2021 12:48 pm:
Thank you for taking the time to reply.

This one just makes me smile. Not sure why but it does.

TrojanMagXL 52M
57 posts
8/30/2021 12:43 pm

My penis died. Can I bury it in your ass?


fancy_legs replies on 8/30/2021 12:49 pm:
Nice place to bury it. Snuggling and warm.

Thanks for taking the time to reply.

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