I give up....
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Posted:Jun 12, 2009 12:28 am
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There is just a very thin chance that I will be able to go to Greece for a short week in a couple of months and I don't want to take my tiny beer flask with me, so, as from today, untill further notice, egg and chips, carrot cake, chocolate mousse, and all the usual suspects are out of my shopping list.  Even the Greek salad, well there is nothing wrong with the salad but the whole crusty baguette that comes with it...
You see, four years ago, when going through some drama in my life, I could sit down and count my ribs. The stress and smoking loads of weed was like going to the gym. That was not slim, it was unhealthy, and I don't want to get like that. But my love for alcohol, lamb shanks and pitta bread is beginning to show. When I stand, I can just about see my tool....while it's sleeping.  I do not call myself chubby but I need to watch what I eat, because if this goes on for another two years I will end up looking like an aspirin, short and round. I have not had a kebab for years, and visit the mc'crap places about twice a year. So it is not that bad. All I need is a bit more physical activity, as the job I do is not exactly hard. May be a woman would help, for the physical activity >>! and the stress levels to rise. When you care for someone, even at FWB level, then things can be a bit stressful at times, me thinks. 
Do you watch what you eat ?
PS : I revisited the videos I had in here and the voice intro...oh dear oh dear ! I have never seen or heard nothing worse. So my internal quality control  made me remove them . When at the right location I will do a new one, similar to naked chef but in my case it will be more like naked tiler.
May be one from the shower too... 
And here is something dangerous
THE 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE CAKE FOR ONE PERSON......
MUG CAKE
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
A small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mug (Microwave Safe)
Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well..
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out on to a plate if desired.
EAT !
(this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous)
And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!
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Posted:Jun 8, 2009 12:27 am
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From my favorite Sunday newspaper......specialists say they are seeing people in clinics with full-blown Aids who have no idea they have been carrying the virus....
...the Health Protection Agency is warning that almost 77,000 people in the UK have HIV but about 21,000 of these do not know they are infected. In 2007, the number of infections through heterosexual contact increased to 960, up from 540 in 2003....
Some doctors warn that a third of people who are diagnosed with HIV have the virus in an advanced stage.... One London hospital recently treated two teenage sisters, one of whom was pregnant, infected with HIV from the same man. Hospitals are also concerned about men who are diagnosed with HIV but abscond before they can be treated...
And I still read profiles in here inviting men to use a condom IF they like !!!
I have mentioned this before, from my own experiences, from all the women I met after I became a single man, not one ever asked me to use a condom. And they were all old enough to know better, but preferred to be ''lost in the passion of the moment...''
It was always me who had to kill the momentum and stick the rubber on. Even if we forget about HIV and the subsequent two meters of earth you can get on top of you, there is other stuff too, nice mementos of chlamydia, herpes, etc, which are also on the up, on people over 40 !!!
I personally hate the rubbers, I find they reduce the feeling, the wetness and warmth....
But they are the best between two evils, and until such time comes when I am in a steady relationship, they are always on my shopping list. I even use them on my toys, even after using those alcohol wipes. Now if this is depressing news I am sorry, but it is Monday after all. Try and have a good one, P.
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Close encounters of the third kind...
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Posted:May 26, 2009 3:41 am
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Blogs,you can love them or hate them, you can read them thirstily or just glance through them, but do you ever think or find that some are containing hidden sublime messages between maybe the poster and those who comment or even between those who comment ? May be between the poster and themselves, on a soul searching session, trying to say something but managing to not actually say it ? The use of specific words, placed here or there, to you and me might be just that, words on a post or a comment. But to the trained eye, reading those words, a whole new meaning unravels, only understood by those concerned, the ones in the know. Like some kind of secret code, that looks a simple message for most people, but has a whole different meaning for some others. Like a recipe where all the secret ingredients come together in a creation to awake ones taste buds. For me, I might be trying to read too much in between the lines but, I feel that the code exists, I just wish I could read it all the time, what about you ?
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Play bouzouki ♫ ahaaa ♪ ♫
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Posted:May 7, 2009 3:54 am
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I do like and love my Greek music, the sound of bouzouki. That is what you hear on a Greek taverna, on your holiday in Greece. Kind of like the soundtrack of the movie '' Zorba the Greek '' , in many different rhythms. But the lyrics are really doing my head in. They are always so soppy. Here is some lyrics.....since you gone we live like two stars under the same sky, ( Eh ? what about all the other stars mate ? )... since you left my life has become only nights, ( Eh? blind idiot )...why have you gone and I am so alone ( Eh ? Because she did not love you mate )...I will wait for the day you return ( Eh ? yeah,when you finished screwing the whole town I will still be here for you ... ) .
I am longing to hear a song that says ... glad you gone you were a bitch anyway, or... since you left my life has begun, or something similar. So I love Greek music but at the same time I hate it. Is there anything you love and hate at the same time ?
Hope you having a wonderful day, P.
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Warning...with a pinch of salt...
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Posted:May 6, 2009 2:42 am
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A few months ago I googled my handle and all these links came up,profiles and blog posts and comments from here and also from many many sites I had never heard of or joined. Dear FriendFinder-x, if I was seeking secrecy I would of joined the masons. Or gone and hidden under a rock. After all it is me who after every post clicks the button that says anyone can post comments. It was also me who agreed to your site using my info, details and photos from here on other sites and search engines when I joined. I recently received an e-mail in my private mail box telling me someone had found my profile and mentioned mail addy on some site I never heard of. Well, I have looked and looked again and again today, adding the words '' profile '' and '' blog '' before and after my handle, tweaked my search preferences to allow all results, and all I could find was unknowns like some geezers called Plato, Socrates, Aristotle and a few others. I am not happy at all about this so here is my warning to you all :
WARNING: Any institution using this site or any of its associated sites for study or projects - You DO have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current or future. If you don't, it will be considered a serious violation of my thirst for fame and internet exposure and will be subject to legal ramifications. It is recommended that other members post whatever they like so we can all have a good read !!!
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I prefer not to say...
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Posted:Apr 29, 2009 2:13 am
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We often read this '' I prefer not to say '' as an answer to a specific question on someone's profile. I can think of a few different things when I see it, pending what question it is found as an answer to.
Here is my list :
Spread around every single part of a profile : A fake, someone who was bored and just made up a profile with no intention of ever coming back, a person with limited IQ.
On birth date : Someone secretive.
On travels to, hometown, and relocate : Someone secretive, shy, not wanting someone else to know about them been in here.
On marital status : Liar liar pants on fire. If someone is NOT married or attached, what is the point of answering that one with prefer not to say ? It tells me that they are cheating their spouse and themselves. I have no problem with married/attached people seeking whatever, wherever they like. I do have a problem with people who lie to me and to themselves.
On height and body type : Someone who definitely has issues with these two.
On smoking and drinking : I must admit, I have never read prefer not to say on these ones.
On drugs : Read marital status.
On education, occupation, race and religion : Read smoking and drinking.
On have and want : Debatable, and I understand why someone may not want to let the world and his wife know about their deepest thoughts on this.
The rest is irrelevant or not applicable.
To sum up, prefer not to say, on marital status and drugs just reads as a yes to me. Can the people who put that reply there not see that whoever may read their profile, might think of them as trying to hide behind their little finger ?
Personally, I never initiate contact with someone who is trying to hide behind their little finger, as I am thinking, well, what else do they lie about ? Do I really want to associate myself with someone who ,in future, is liable to lie to me about various things ?
What comes in your mind when you read ''prefer not to say '' ?
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Absurd posts...
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Posted:Apr 21, 2009 2:41 am
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I was reading on my Sunday paper about all these absurd posts that have been created by councils up and down the country.........to comply with health and safety new regulations or other bureaucratic heavens.... among them were jobs like street football coordinator, bouncy castle consultant, street music administrator, pavement chewing gum removal operative, bus queue officer.....
May be we could do with some quangos in FriendFinder-x, positions like bling processor, blog PC enforcer, profiles improver, home page color coordinator, handle approver, cock measurer, pussy width officer, anti-gagging adviser, premature ejaculation preventer, single hand typing nurse, web cam supervisor.....
Can you think of any others ?
Enjoy the lovely sun, P.
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I caught someone in my head...
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Posted:Apr 7, 2009 1:40 am
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Independence is great but I must admit, it is so boring at times. After been alone for four years, just doing the '' casual '' thing, I think I am ready now to step my game up. Would you agree that two is better than one ? I am almost about to find out....but...Is she thinking of me as much as I am thinking of her ? Does she get in her head naughty thoughts about me as much as I do about her ? Does she just want some company or a relationship ? Does she just want to use me and then forget all about me ? Is she for just now or for longer ? Is she the one or another one of the ones ? Will she come on a date with me ? Will she enter my life and burn out like a comet ? Will she go slow ? She is a pretty girl, why is there no one in her life ? Does she kiss me goodnight every night in her thoughts as much as I do ? Do I sound like a love struck ? I don't know yet. All I know is, she fancies me, I fancy her too, it is still all to play for, it will all be revealed in a few weeks. Of course I am going to ask her, when she comes back. For now my Irish goddess is away. I can't wait !
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Just thinking about ...
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Posted:Apr 3, 2009 12:06 am
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I hope nobody has made a fool of you 2 days ago, Aprils fool day....not even with the bit of news about wrapping your car in cling film to make you invisible to speed cameras....he says.....pulling all 4000 meters of cling film from around his car.....Naah only joking...
Or the bit of news that we are coming out of the credit crunch as the value of houses has risen.....
Now, I have a question for you....
Let's say , for example, you have met someone who has absolutely no presence on the internet, they are not members of any web site, they do not even have an e-mail account. Would I dare call them ''normal'' ?
For now I will just call them indifferent to the internet. You know the kind, they too busy living in the real world, no time for the web....
They like you and you like them just as much. Things progress at the speed of light, and all of a sudden from been a free spirit and enjoying the independence you become the other half, enjoying the companionship...of the other half !
What do you do ? Delete your profile in here and pretend it never happened ? Try and tell them when they very very drunk, and hope it will just pass by ? Stick by your beliefs and come right out with it at breakfast after the night before ? Never tell them about you and the internet in the hope they never find out ?
You see, something like this might, just might happen in my own life, in the near future, and me been the honest soul I have always been, I am thinking of coming out, telling everything.....
I am thinking about other things as well, stuff like do I want to give up the current plan as well as plan B ? When does a man become too old to have another go, babies included ? Shit, and there was me thinking that at 46 you were supposed to be wise enough and know everything.....dang !!!
If something like this happened in your life, what would you do ?
Enjoy your weekend, P.
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I am a cheap tart !
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Posted:Mar 17, 2009 7:39 am
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Recently, after work, I been working in the evenings and the weekends at my daughters house, for free and in the name of love, of course. One of the neighbors asked me to have a look at some work she wanted done and I went to take a peek. She did say she thought she was been a bit conned by her first tradesman ....as she is '' alone, no husband, no boyfriend.... ''
She was smiling and playing with her hair as we chatted for a bit. I thought the other quote was a bit on the cheap side and maybe a few corners cut in the supply of materials. My quote came at a 100 pounds more than the existing one. She said she would ask the first man to come back and ask him what exactly he quoted for.
I am now thinking of going back and doing the job at the first, cheaper price, and doing a few little bits extra on top, all inclusive.
You see I fancy her like mad. She is a lovely looking girl, great long curly black hair and a figure to die for.
Thing is, because I am letting my willing cock rule my head, just this once, I am going to do 3 full days work for just 150 pounds !!!
Believe me, that is cheap ! I am lowering my price in the hope I can lower her knickers off her lovely body with my mouth....slowly, very very slowly....
Have you done anything like this before ? Did you ever forfeited a days wages for a pretty damsel, in the hope that she would be nice to you in return ?
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Just statistics
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Posted:Mar 12, 2009 5:30 am
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So it has been almost 5 months since I became a goldie. It looks like it was a mistake but anyway, here are the stats. Send messages: 160. Replies received : 78. Women I met : 2. Women I slept with : 0. Deleted testimonials with e-mail address asking me to add them on my IM : 46. Deleted flirts mostly from Ghana about 200. Friends I made : 8. Friends I met : 0. Women declined my network invites : 9. Auto replies : 0. Messages to customer services here : 27.
I am going to give speed dating a go either this weekend or the one after. The wine tasting events look quite good. Ha ha...any excuse for a drink or a few.
And something from my inbox that I found funny and wanted to share....
Bran flakes
The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies.
Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife's insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last twenty years.
One day, their good health didn't help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.
They reached the pearly gates, and St. Peter escorted them inside. He took them to a beautiful mansion, furnished in gold and fine silks, with a fully stocked kitchen and a waterfall in the master bath. A maid could be seen hanging their favorite clothes in the closet.
They gasped in astonishment when he said, Welcome to Heaven. This will be your home now.
The old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. Why, nothing, Peter replied, remember, this is your reward in Heaven.
The old man looked out the window and right there he saw a championship golf course, finer and more beautiful than any ever built on Earth.
What are the greens fees, grumbled the old man. This is heaven, St. Peter replied. You can play for free, every day.
Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch, with every imaginable cuisine laid out before them, from seafood to steaks to exotic deserts, free flowing beverages.
Don't even ask, said St. Peter to the man.This is Heaven, it is all free for you to enjoy.
The old man looked around and glanced nervously at his wife.
Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods and the decaffeinated tea, he asked.
That's the best part, St. Peter replied. You can eat and drink as much as you like of whatever you like and you will never get fat or sick.
This is Heaven!
The old man pushed, No gym to work out at ? Not unless you want to, was the answer.
No testing my sugar or blood pressure or... ? Never again. All you do here is enjoy yourself.
The old man glared at his wife and said, You and your fucking bran Flakes.
We could have been here twenty years ago!
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