The Week's Highlights  

hotdreamer1000 62M
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11/17/2021 9:00 am

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The Week's Highlights


Things I heard or said or didn't say, or wished I had said or didn't say:

"Wow you are really extremely attractive." (To one of my 's new directors, who I met for the first time on Monday. I think my eyes may have said it, but I managed not to say it out loud. I think. It's hard to remember - she kept smiling and looking me<b> straight </font></b>in the eye. )

"What's that stag doing chasing those deer Uncle Dreamer?" (Heard said)
"He's practising for the Deer Park Pole Vault." (Not said. MASSIVE eye-wateringly huge penis on the stag in the deer park. I mean really standing proud. Long. Looking recently used. Rutting season of course. Should have seen it coming. Glad we didn't, ha haa.)

"Oh well don't bother even looking at me let alone saying thank you then." (To the person for whom I kindly stopped rather than nipping over quickly before they got to the pedestrian crossing.)

And to the woman at the supermarket checkout: "Please don't pick your nose between each item when you are handling my shopping!"

hotdreamer1000 62M
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11/17/2021 9:01 am

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Things I heard or said or didn't say, or wished I had said or didn't say:

"Wow you are really extremely attractive." (To one of my client's new directors, who I met for the first time on Monday. I think my eyes may have said it, but I managed not to say it out loud. I think. It's hard to remember - she kept smiling and looking me straight in the eye. )

"What's that stag doing chasing those deer Uncle Dreamer?" (Heard said)
"He's practising for the Deer Park Pole Vault." (Not said. MASSIVE eye-wateringly huge penis on the stag in the deer park. I mean really standing proud. Long. Looking recently used. Rutting season of course. Should have seen it coming. Glad we didn't, ha haa.)

"Oh well don't bother even looking at me let alone saying thank you then." (To the person for whom I kindly stopped rather than nipping over quickly before they got to the pedestrian crossing.)

And to the woman at the supermarket checkout: "Please don't pick your nose between each item when you are handling my shopping!"


hotdreamer1000 62M
12383 posts
11/17/2021 12:17 pm

    Quoting  :

I'm guessing you meant genteel, rather than Gentile?! And I'm not totally sure if you are being sarcastic there Hamon! I love England, and it has a lot of good points, but it is definitely not always genteel! But you make me think I should have been less quick to judge the person on the crossing and the check-out woman - perhaps I could have thought more gentle thoughts!


smartasswoman 64F  
35758 posts
11/17/2021 5:34 pm

Your post was amusing but have to admit I got more of a laugh from England being a gentile place. 😁

In college I dated a man whose last name was Gentile (Italian - and actually pronounced genteel). He said he was always mortified when at a restaurant and the host would yell “Gentile, table for two!” pronouncing it gentīle like a non Jewish person.


hotdreamer1000 62M
12383 posts
11/18/2021 10:33 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Your post was amusing but have to admit I got more of a laugh from England being a gentile place. 😁

    In college I dated a man whose last name was Gentile (Italian - and actually pronounced genteel). He said he was always mortified when at a restaurant and the host would yell “Gentile, table for two!” pronouncing it gentīle like a non Jewish person.
Ha ha, thanks Smarty, yes, me too!


hotdreamer1000 62M
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11/18/2021 10:38 am

    Quoting  :

Ha ha! Yes, I suppose both can apply. I have to say I am heartened that you weren't being sarcastic - I love the idea that we might be seen as genteel from overseas! I suppose in an idealised world we ought to be, but sadly England has its..........what is the opposite of genteel? I don't know, but whatever it is we've got that side too!

Thanks also for the vote of confidence on my internal dialogue, I feel much better now, lol.


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