21 Rules Women Should Know About Men  

leefury7 71M
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11/23/2021 12:58 pm

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21 Rules Women Should Know About Men

#1 Men are NOT mind readers (no matter what we say).

#2 Learn how operate a toilet seat. You're a big girl, you know how to put it down. (However, men, learn how to put the seat down at night!)

3# We are quite conscious of manipulating tears. Crying is blackmail.

4# Ask for what you want. (refer to pt #1). Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just come out and tell us what it is you actually want. We don't think like you do.

#5 "Yes" or "No" replies are perfectly adequate and acceptable to almost all your questions.

#6 This is a biggie: Only come to us with your problems if you want them solved. We're solvers of problems. That what we do. If you are only looking for sympathy, consider spilling your guts to your girlfriends.

#7 Anything we said to you more than 6 months prior is inadmissible in an argument. In point of fact, all comments should be come null and void at the end of each week. Why do you think men have arguments with other men and then 10 or 20 minutes later it is as if it never happened?

#8 If you ask us if this or that makes you look fat, you already know that it does. Don't ask us. Just lose the weight.

#9 If we say something to you that upsets you and it can be interpreted one of two ways, the one that makes you angry.... we didn't mean that one.

#10 You can only ask us to do something or tell us how to do it. You cannot do both. If you know how to do it, then why not do it yourself?

#11 If we're watching tv/movie/sports event, PLEASE wait until the commercial to say whatever you feel needs to be said. For better or worse, men a simply re not the multitaskers you women are.

# Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we. If we ask, don't wait till we get to the intersection to tell us "TURN HERE!"

# Men only see about colors. Peach, for an example is something you eat. Same goes for pumpkin. We have no idea what mauve is.

# If we ask what is wrong and you reply, "Nothing," we take that answer at face value. Yes, we know you are lying but we have already moved on not wanting get involved. (cf pt #6)

# If you ask a question that you don't want us give you an answer , then don't ask. Or if you feel you must ask, then be fully prepared for the answer we give.

# If we have somewhere go, then whatever you are wearing is almost always fine with us as long as it isn't sweats or pjs Walmart. Have a little dignity.

# Don't ask us what we are thinking about unless you are ready discuss man topics like cars or sports or that woman standing over there.

#18 You have enough clothes.

#19 You have enough shoes.

#20 I'm in shape. Carrying a little weight is normal for men.

#21 Thank you for reading this. Yes, I'm perfectly happy sleeping the couch. Truth be told, many men actually prefer it. To us it is a bit like camping. , BTW, though there is a lot of practical truth in this list, it is mostly<b> tongue </font></b>in cheek.


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