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| Love...well, it's exciting and new . Com e aboard, we're expecting you!
OOPS. Sorry. That's the Love BOAT. Nevermind.
What do I think of love? Hmmm. Love is the most powerful force on the planet. People have fought and died for love. People have given up everything for love. They write songs about it, movies, TV shows, books and poems. For crying out loud, it's the only emotion with its own holiday.
Love can make you higher than any drug , but can also make you feel like you got kicked in the gut. Love can make you do some pretty stupid things, like spray painting a name on a wall, or serenading someone outside their window.
Love is amazing. You can't touch it, catch it or trap it. But, it's out there, all around us all the time. So, you can fall in it pretty easily.
Honestly, love makes every morning worth waking up for. When you're not in love, it still gives you hope. When you are in love, gives you answers -- meaning. It's finding the last piece to a really tough puzzle. It's a contagious joy you want to share with everyone.
How can I make it simple?
Picture your favorite toy. Your Mom's smile. Your best friend. Your coolest summer. Your first crush. And the puppy you got for your 4th birthday. Mix that with 3 or 4 of your best Christmases, multiply it by 100,000,000, and you MIGHT come close to what it's like to truly be in love. You MIGHT.
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Did you know......
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Posted:Oct 2, 2009 4:18 pm
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2016 11:20 am
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male pray mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(”Honey, I’m home. C'mon...)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes… lucky pig. can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm……..)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing……………….)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
PS ‒ I dont know if all this is actually true, but I found it very amusing
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Translations of FriendFinder-x's profiles
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Posted:Jun 27, 2008 4:22 am
Last Updated:Nov 28, 2016 11:14 am
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Want to know what the person is REALLY like behind those "nice" descriptions in FriendFinder-x Ads?
Here are some translations.
DANDY LITTLE HOUSE KEEPER:
She has been married three times and kept all the houses
FINE CHARACTER
She's an ex-
KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE MONEY:
She's a spend thrift and great at spending yours
STRONG FAMILY TIES:
She's a Mafia Princess
LOVES :
She's pregnant and needs a husband
WONDERFUL PERSONALITY:
She's fat
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR:
She's fat and will laugh at anything you say
THE OUTDOOR TYPE:
She hunts, fishes, chews tobacco, just like the guys
READY TO SETTLE DOWN:
She's thirty-five, in a state of panic, and dying to marry
LIKES TO HAVE A GOOD TIME:
She gets drunk every time she goes out
LOTS OF FUN AT PARTIES:
Often makes an ass of herself
MATURE WOMAN:
She's at least thirty, but looks at least forty-five
HAS THE APPEARANCE OF A YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL:
She's at least thirty-three, but dresses like a
CASUAL:
She dresses like a slob
A GREAT DANCER:
She's a Stripper
DOESN'T CHASE MEN:
She's more of a mousetrap or a black widow spider type
SELDOM DATES:
She's a lesbian who needs a male for something
UNDERSTANDS MEN:
She's been married and divorced four times
A GOOD SPORT:
She knows two hundred jokes & can drink you under the table
LOOKS AND DRESSES LIKE A MODEL:
She's five eleven and weighs seventy-three pounds
BEEN IN SHOW BUSINESS:
She's a former porn movie star
KNOWS A LOT OF INTERESTING PEOPLE:
None of whom would marry her
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I'm not sure you know this?
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Posted:Jun 22, 2008 11:17 am
Last Updated:Apr 26, 2016 3:56 pm
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Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous":tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
Stewardesses" is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
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