Weird Sex-Related Mishaps
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Posted:Aug 4, 2013 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 4:10 am
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Have you ever been injured, or had a mishap while involved in "amorous" activity/ You can share it here, I am sure everyone will be kind
I will share some "mishaps" I have found on line, please share yours
The Case of the Broken Boner
A British couple getting it on was interrupted when the man's penis broke mid-thrust.
Robert McClenahan, 38, was doing the deed with his wife when tragedy struck and his penis snapped in half. "We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy. We turned on the light and it was bent," recounted his 32-year-old wife Emma.
Wait a minute, how can a penis break? Penile fractures are caused by a "tear in the tunica albuginea, the thick fibrous coat surrounding the corpora cavernosum tissue that produces an erection." It's extremely rare and most often caused by a blunt trauma to an erect penis, which results in a loud cracking or snapping sound, immediate flaccidity, and intense pain.
In the late '90s a man sued his lover in a Massachusetts court for "breaking his penis" in the case known as John Doe vs. Mary Moe:
The plaintiff was lying on his back while the defendant was on top of him. The defendant's body was secured in this position by the interlocking of her legs and the plaintiff's legs. At some point, the defendant unilaterally decided to unlock her legs and place her feet on either side of the plaintiff's abdomen for the purpose of increasing her stimulation. When the defendant changed her position, she did not think about the possibility of injury to the plaintiff. Shortly after taking this new position, the defendant landed awkwardly on the plaintiff, thereby causing him to suffer a penile fracture.
In that case the court ruled the woman was not negligent as the two were engaged in consensual sex.
Unlike his American counterpart, Robert, who required surgery to fix his member, he now laughs about his broken boner.
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Almost caught!
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Posted:Aug 2, 2013 1:38 pm
Last Updated:Aug 7, 2013 6:34 pm
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This is about public nudity and being naughty. Have you ever had sex in public and been caught or almost caught? What is exciting about being naughty in public, or semi in public?
 
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HNW,,,Summer Fun,, Bonus video
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Posted:Jul 31, 2013 8:07 am
Last Updated:Aug 1, 2013 3:03 pm
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A video of her cleaning the stickiness up after our Summer Fun. These are a bit out of sequence, will make more sense after HNW Next weeks theme,,,,[I]Playing with your Food
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HNW........Summer Fun
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Posted:Jul 30, 2013 6:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2020 7:00 am
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This is my friend, We thought a bit of a light summery snack was in order, DELICIOUS
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The ABCs of sex
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Posted:Jul 30, 2013 8:15 am
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2013 2:22 pm
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I know this has been done in various forms,,but I personally always found it to be fun. So Lets give it another go.
I will start it with the letter A
Ass
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Aphrodisiacs,, Food and Sex
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Posted:Jul 28, 2013 3:40 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2019 4:46 am
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Saw this article and thought it may be an interesting discussion. Are some foods Aphrodisiac in nature? Do some have the opposite effect? What are your thoughts? Are foods fun to “play” with?
10 Foods That Should Be Aphrodisiacs, But Aren’t.
{Remember, most of this is "tongue in cheek" )
By LaRosaKnows September 20, 2011
Bratwurst
It's phallic, sure. And gals wear shirts proclaiming they just looove bratwurst to let the world know that they actually looove them some dick.
But how's it gonna look when that sausage you're feeding her is bigger than your... sausage?
Meat Loaf
Wait, did you actually think this should be an aphrodisiac? Why? Because it contains the words âMeatâ and âLoafâ in one word, and that kind of sounds filthy?
You disgust me. Get out of here.
Leave the Meat Loaf.
Ice Cream Sundae
Sour milk. That's what both of you will smell like when you start rubbing copious amounts of dairy all over each others T&A's.
It only gets worse if one of you is lactose.
Watermelon
Look, believe me, I get it. Watermelons are juicy, about the size of one of Christina Hendricks boobs, and hell- you two can playfully spit the seeds onto each other.
You know what? I looked at this photo for a couple of hours, and I take it all back. Christina Hendricks eating a watermelon IS an aphrodisiac.
Chili Peppers
I know they're red and "muy caliente!"(very hot) But unless you're into BDSM and really looking for some punishment, skip the flaming hot chilis. Please.
I'm crying just thinking about the rash this poor girl would have on her hoo-ha.
Fondue
You really think you're going to get laid after eating an entire POT full of cheese and trumpeting all the way home?
Yes. I said "trumpeting." Because that is exactly what will happen instead of you getting some.
Kumquat
Cum-not.
Sushi
Ever eaten sushi? It's awkward. There's no dainty way to shove a fistful of rice and raw fish into your mouth.
Sure, everything seems totally sexy when you put that spicy tuna roll on your... spicy tuna roll. But how are you going to be able to have sex with someone after you watch a piece of raw fish get chewed up in their mouth? The mouth that you now have to make out with?
Gross. It's gross.
Spaghetti and Meatballs
He's a .
And that ***should have figured out that sharing a plate of spaghetti and meatballs is a sign that your date is cheap as shit.
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Sexual Positions & Techniques
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Posted:Jul 26, 2013 2:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2013 1:22 pm
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Another,,"saw this" and thought it was cool to post about. What is your favorite sex position? Is there one you would like to try but can't or won't? Are you one that is a "rusher", take your time, or a combination person? Here is a chart for reference.
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Tickle your tonsils
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Posted:Jul 25, 2013 2:41 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2013 1:23 pm
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NO,, not like that!!!! Sheesh . Share a song that you like. If possible post the lyrics. Can be sexy, fun, popular, old in any language. What ever you like.
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HNW Body Paint
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Posted:Jul 24, 2013 3:57 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2013 6:32 am
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Here is my contribution. A bit lame and tame
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Kissing 101: 6 Steps To The Perfect Smooch
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Posted:Jul 23, 2013 9:09 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 2:47 am
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I saw this article today and wanted to share and get your thoughts. Are there more steps? Is it to simple? Or are these bogus?
An excerpt from,,By Mari Lyles. Posted on Jun 18th 2012.
1. Fresh breath. Make certain your breath is fresh, minty or sweet. Few things are as noxious as a mouth that tastes of garlic, cheetos or old fish.
2. Kissable lips. There is something about kissably soft lips that hypnotize and beckon you, ever so sweetly, to come play with them. Make sure your lips are as tantalizing as they can be.
3. Subtly open your mouth. Part your lips slightly. Remember, this is not about swallowing his head. No one wants their face drenched in your saliva. Do not open your mouth so wide your partner could take swimming lessons in your throat.
4. Do not immediately look for his tongue. Tongues generally meet when kissing. However, do not grab his tongue for dear life. If this occurs, there is a chance he will lose his breathe and choke. Do not try to give him a tonsillectomy.
5. Kiss his mouth. Plant your kisses all over his mouth, the corners, his top lip and bottom. Then draw back a little before allowing the kiss to proceed. How A Kiss Can Save Your Relationship
6. Relax. Do not get so uptight. You should not be wondering how the kiss will be, if he likes you or if you two will on another date. This kind of stress will make you stiff as a board in his arms.
 
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Help, My Vibrator Makes Me Giggle
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Posted:Jul 21, 2013 5:45 pm
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2013 3:29 am
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I saw this article and it caught my attention (suprising eh?). Please read this and take a shot at answering the questions I pose at the end.
by kimswitnicki
Question:
I am 51 years old and never used a vibrator before. My boyfriend suggested one so I thought sure why not. We also bought some KY intense and used it with the vibrator. My question is that though it feels amazing I laugh or rather giggle. Is this normal, natural? Please answer. This isn’t something I can ask just anyone!
Thanks.
Answer:
Thanks so much for your inquiry. Good for you for taking a chance and trying something new! The first part of my answer is yes, it absolutely is normal. When we try something new, there are lots of emotions around it. Especially since you may have been a bit nervous or curious or cautious or any of another dozen or so emotions, none of which is overly arousing  Not that you weren’t turned on as well, but the arousal part may not have been the strongest emotion that you felt at the time. Some women also find vibrators tickle them or they don’t even like the sensation. It really varies woman to woman and mood to mood. Sometimes it may drive you wild with delight and others you just may not be in the mood for it.
If this is something you want to continue using during lovemaking, I recommend you try using it by yourself some time to get more used to the feeling and see if it is something you can or even want to let turn you on more. It really is a personal choice where you go from here. If I can be of further help, as a Coach I can offer suggestions for using it or to help you through any concerns you have with the vibrator or even to help you explain to your man that you don’t want to use it anymore.
Above all else, enjoy yourself!
PS: I’m not a fan of the KY combo massage and lubricant products. You should NEVER have massage oils inside the vagina since it messes with your natural Ph level and it can create a breeding ground for bacteria leading to infections. A natural, water soluble lubricant is best!
Have you ever experienced this type of reaction with a toy (men has your partner?) What is your opinion about the answer given?
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My first word Cloud
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Posted:Jul 21, 2013 2:45 pm
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2013 7:53 pm
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I saw a bunch of folks posting them, so thought I would try my hand at it. Here is the result:
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Sexy but inappropriate
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Posted:Jul 20, 2013 11:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 21, 2013 12:56 pm
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Before I start, there is no intent to offend anyone. Just posting some Sexy, naughty and probably outrageous stuff, for some laughs. Please feel free to post yours, or comment if you like
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