Toilet paper for sex  

reallyready46 62M
557 posts
3/28/2020 1:46 pm
Toilet paper for sex


Thought I would throw it out there. I have extra here so maybe if we like each other we can work some thing out. Due size can not get 6 foot apart.

So thinking more about this how about some pick up lines? Hey baby I got a full package of toilet paper back at my place want to see it?

What is the biggest pack of toilet paper you have ever handled?

I know sad, but what is your pick up lines??

Yellowdaisies2 47F
39 posts
8/28/2021 9:18 pm

That’s cute


reallyready46 62M
1350 posts
5/12/2020 8:56 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Can you sweeten the deal ?
    Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?
It was hard enough getting TP let alone find hand sanitizer! Lol


reallyready46 62M
1350 posts
3/29/2020 11:29 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    I got some baby wipes, I’m good!

    Seems like a very good deal. I hope you find someone that needs a good butt cleaning 😘
Baby wipes those are rarer than a TP siteing!


Only_one_14 52F
4178 posts
3/28/2020 6:59 pm

I got some baby wipes, I’m good!

Seems like a very good deal. I hope you find someone that needs a good butt cleaning 😘

A Man who knows how to use his tongue is extremely useful!


reallyready46 62M
1350 posts
3/28/2020 6:21 pm

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Can you sweeten the deal ?
    Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?
LMAO! No luck there, how about a bar of Hand soap?


HAMONMAN 62M
12913 posts
3/28/2020 5:38 pm

Can you sweeten the deal ?
Maybe throw in some hand sanitizer ?


Humanity peaked during the 20th century.
We can't even make a decent starter solenoid any longer.


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