Listen Up You Scurvy Ridden Strumpets And Scalawags  

redrockrascal 63M
8959 posts
9/18/2021 4:07 pm
Listen Up You Scurvy Ridden Strumpets And Scalawags



Sunday Is The Day . . . September 19 International Talk Like a Pirate Day

So I best be hearin yer tongues a waggin like a pirate if ye wants to keep it. If course the strumpets have other activities their tongues can be doin too.

And now fer ye Pirate Grammar lesson . . . ‘heave ho’ does not mean you heaves a ho overboard. Ye be a wastin a perfectly good ho thata way. What it means is yer ho is seasick and about to blow – well not in the good way.

Now you neer-do-wells, goes out and pillage and plunder and make yer pirate RAIDER proud . . . and RICH ! ! ! Or elst ye be cleaning the poop deck . . . WITH YER TONGUES ! ! !

Arrr Harrr Harrr Harrr



When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


lindoboy100 58M
23888 posts
9/22/2021 4:42 am

Och aye, well the jock pirates dinnae speak anything other than jock......so aye, goan get yersel a boatle ay rum and get pished big yin!

Hope ye're well McScally!


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:29 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    Arrrrr ye sure 'heave ho' don't be meanin' yon strumpet should be heaved onto yer bunk, eh mate?
Mights I suggest we give that a try

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:27 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates?

    A: Cuz they just Aarrrrr!
Pirate humor C matey - Arrr ye kiddin me

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:26 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I can totally see all the Raiders fans talking like Pirates today..
AYYE T matey and a win to boot

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:25 pm

    Quoting BiggLala:
    Me be failing to remember me pirating speak. Tragedy that be. Arrrg!
Lassy it be all aboot the RRRRRRRRs not the tongue. Yer tongue has other languages to speak.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


superbjversion2 66F
23771 posts
9/19/2021 4:53 pm

Arrrrr ye sure 'heave ho' don't be meanin' yon strumpet should be heaved onto yer bunk, eh mate?

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


citizen4722 63M  
73569 posts
9/19/2021 1:44 pm

Q: Why are Pirates called Pirates?

A: Cuz they just Aarrrrr!


Tmptrzz 59F  
104368 posts
9/19/2021 12:34 pm

I can totally see all the Raiders fans talking like Pirates today..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


BiggLala 49F  
30144 posts
9/19/2021 8:39 am

Me be failing to remember me pirating speak. Tragedy that be. Arrrg!

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redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:05 am

    Quoting dpguy1957:
    and your NFL picks are ?????
. . . posted up

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:04 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    arrrrrrgh!!!! I thought this was the football picks!!!!
I picked Pirates

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:04 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Cue my deer in the headlights face! I can't think of how to say what I want to say in Piratese. Something about barmaids and burstin bosoms ....
I'll be teachin ye the tongue if ye be burstin out yer bosoms for me.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/19/2021 7:02 am

aaarrrggghhh

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


dpguy1957 64M
490 posts
9/19/2021 6:24 am

and your NFL picks are ?????


mc_justmc 61M  
6851 posts
9/19/2021 4:12 am

arrrrrrgh!!!! I thought this was the football picks!!!!


PonyGirl1965 56F
20225 posts
9/19/2021 1:38 am

Cue my deer in the headlights face! I can't think of how to say what I want to say in Piratese. Something about barmaids and burstin bosoms ....


G000dbuddy 34M  
1268 posts
9/19/2021 12:48 am



goodbuddy781


redrockrascal 63M
23354 posts
9/18/2021 4:07 pm

Obligatarrry post

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


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