Message to the most beautiful girl on FriendFinder-x
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 10:59 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2016 5:05 pm
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So I came across someone's profile on here and given when I read, I don't think she'd be interested in me. It got me thinking about the word beauty. There are some women on here (let's assume momentarily everyone on here is who they say they are) who, by definition, would fall under the category of "beautiful". Girls who truly could be models. They could pose for pictures in reputable magazines. Their profiles garner view after view because that girl has looks that are to be admired.
While I've been fortunate to have many male/female partners that would fall under the category of beautiful, there is a certain "natural beauty" that drives me crazy in ways those don't. Yes, this applies to both men and women, but for the moment, I want to focus on women. A girl who may not have the longest legs, nicest ass or most striking face (Lord knows I don't) but the mere thought of being with her gets me wetter than the model girl referenced earlier. This is the letter I penned to her in my head:
"Hello __________ (I don't want to embarrass her so I will not list her name or anything about her)
I came across your profile this morning and I added you to my Hot List because when I saw your profile, your pictures, I was flush with excitement. I can't even put into words how beautiful I find you. You have a smile that, once I saw it, I couldn't stop grinning. Your eyes are captivating. Looking at your pictures was like getting lost in a trance, how you look at the camera with a certain passion. Your look exudes a sense of lust and it's clear to understand why anyone would be drawn to you.
I'm quite sure you don't see yourself that way. But the word beautiful belies your beauty. The aura that encompasses what I see can't be described. Your body is pure and stunning. Your breasts are perfectly formed. Your legs and ass leave me speechless. You are a naturally beautiful as a woman can be, making you almost too good to be true.
More than some model or some celebrity everyone covets, I could spend days at a time with you and still wake up, needing to taste your pussy, needing to kiss you and needing to feel you next to me. You may want men, and I can see why any guy with a big cock would be in heaven with you. Regardless, I hope one day I'd have a chance to give you all the pleasure and satisfaction your body and mind desire.
~TheJoysOfSex"
So there it is. My open letter to that special someone who blew me away. I'm very driven when it comes to sex, and the joy I'd experience pleasing her would know no bounds.
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Conversation Fail # 3
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 10:26 am
Last Updated:Mar 7, 2016 7:41 am
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Troll?
CF # 3: morning
Me: Good morning
CF # 3: how are you
Me: I'm good, how are you doing?
CF # 3: I mean how are you besides being a gigantic cunt and all
Me: excuse me?
CF # 3: posting conversations like that
CF # 3: your realize these guys like you, theyre paying you compliments and you respond by being a bitch and posting it for the world to see
Me: It's why I remove their names.
CF # 3: like that matters
CF # 3: but miss bitchy mcbitch doesnt care. I bet you cant even take a dick
Me: is there anything else before I let you go?
CF # 3: you find this boring too I bet
Me: Ok, well you have a nice day
CF # 3: cunt
CF # 3: bitch
Me: you're a virgin, right?
CF # 3: please
CF # 3: ive fucked more girls than you can imagine and i wouldnt fuck you if you PAID ME
Me: good thing that will never happen
CF # 3: my cock would be bored with you
Me: ok well you have a nice day
CF # 3: slut
I hope he feels better after venting. I'm sure he's very thrilled with himself that he got to call me a bunch of names. Seems like a swell guy.
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Conversation Fail # 2
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Posted:Mar 6, 2016 8:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 6, 2016 10:26 am
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I found this funny:
CF # 2: Asian women get me off
Me: yes I hear that a lot
CF # 2: you're hot and sexy
Me: thank you
CF # 2: something about Asian women
Me: I know a lot of people with an Asian fetish
CF # 2: does that turn you on?
Me: Asian? Not particularly
CF # 2: No, people with Asian fetishes
Me: No. Well I'm going to go
CF # 2: Why?
CF # 2: I want to fuck you?
Me: I know but i was hoping you'd talk to me like a human being and I find this conversation boring. Best of luck to you
CF # 2: You don't even know me. Whatever...bitch
CF # 2: Whatever...bitch
Ok so a few comments:
1. I truly do get the Asian thing. People have preferences. And some like Asian girls. There's lots of countries with Asian girls. Hmmm...where are those countries? Oh right, Asia. Lol. If you are that obsessed with Asian girls maybe move there? Lots to choose from.
2. Please nobody respond to this and say "who are you to tell anyone where to move. Relax. I'm kidding. There are Asian girls in America too. Some people seem to not be able to take a joke on here.
3. The reason a lot of girls get annoyed is because we truly do try to speak to guys on here. But a "hello" is nice. I appreciate compliments, I do. But you will find many men on here who have talked to me who like me. And it becomes easy to be so dismissive with guys when half the conversations end with calling us bitches.
4. Yes my standard response to these messages is "I'm boring, I'm going to go". If you find that rude, ok, valid. It is. But it's hard keeping my interest by telling me how much you want to fuck.
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Conversation Fail # 1
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Posted:Feb 28, 2016 7:50 am
Last Updated:Feb 29, 2016 11:54 pm
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Here are some things I am not looking for (naturally out of respect to the person who messaged me, despite their lack of respect for me, I have blocked their name). Conversation was left unedited, grammar and syntax left unchanged. Comments to follow at the bottom:
CF # 1: i have and love to fuck sexy Korean women 
Me: I'm sure
CF # 1: im in LA all the time too
CF # 1: how is ur weekend?
Me: it has been great
Me: thank you
Me: yours?
CF # 1: i got up very early
CF # 1: long week
CF # 1: what is ur name?
CF # 1: im CF # 1 (see what I did there?)
Me: I'm (you will get my name if you message me and we speak )
Me: I did too
CF # 1: u look very nice
CF # 1: maybe we can meet and see?
CF # 1: what do u enjoy the most?
Me: what do I enjoy most?
CF # 1: i like to lick
CF # 1: lol
Me: that's wonderful
CF # 1: women say I'm really good at it lol
CF # 1: u shave or trim?
CF # 1: natural?
Me: CF # 1, I'm going to go. I hope you have a great day
CF # 1: did i say something??
CF # 1: i hope we get a chance to meet and see
Me: to be quite honest, I find this conversation incredibly boring
CF # 1: well, i don't want to come a cross too strong
CF # 1: im not sure what u are like
CF # 1: some don't like it at first
Me: before asking anything about me, getting to know me, you jumped to sex
Me: I find that boring
CF # 1: i was going off ur profile, sorry
CF # 1: i do want to know the person
Me: because I like to fuck doesn't mean I can't have a conversation first
CF # 1: u are right
CF # 1: tell me about yourself
CF # 1: i really do and i do ask what u are all about
CF # 1: what do u do for fun?
Me: CF # 1, I am receiving a lot of messages from people who are currently in California and I would prefer to speak to them
CF # 1: is there a time we can chat? Im in LA all the time and think u are a very attractive lady and u do seem nice
CF # 1: i travel for a living
Me: maybe message me another time but now you're being borderline disrespectful when I'm trying to be polite
Me: I said I would prefer not to speak to you at this moment
Me: have a great day
So where to begin. Ok. I'm not an idiot. I realize if you message me you want to fuck me. My picture is me sitting in bed, barely clothed, it is a personals website and I indicated I want to fuck. Rest assured, if there is contact between us there is an understanding of interest there. Sex is implied.
Next, try speaking to me like a person, please. I know you want to fuck me (see above paragraph) so lets see if we have a connection.
Last, try to be in state. I have much better things to do than to run around trying to make plans to fuck you on June 22nd because you'll be here for 3 hours that day in the morning.
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This of this as a job interview
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Posted:Feb 28, 2016 7:20 am
Last Updated:Feb 28, 2016 10:30 pm
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For many people like myself, FriendFinder-x is used in lieu of a date. It is, essentially, an online date. While there's a vast number of reasons people are on here, and not all of them are to meet, many are. I do appreciate those people who don't want games and want to meet but we live in a time where it pays to be cautious and even before we agree to meet for coffee, I want to feel comfortable enough meeting you. Nothing is guaranteed and while I take all of the usual provisions (meeting in a public place, meet during the day at first if it is alone, tell my bf where I will be and who I am with and yes...he has your phone number too) I still need to feel secure with all that to meet.
I am a highly sexual person who, due to work, has an incredibly difficult schedule. And to define it, since many people have varied definitions of what is sexual, my bf and I usually fuck 5-6 times a week, and in that a few times each day (really at least twice, once in the morning and in the evening but sometimes immediately after work depending on when we get home). During menstruation, not as much, more anal than vaginal. Because we are in an open relationship, I always enjoy meeting up for sex when I am free during the day/after work/at night or what I prefer is during the weekend when my schedule is much more open. If we are playing at night, I would like to know you can go multiple rounds. Sex shouldn't be finished after two hours.
When I'm on here talking to someone, and trying to figure out if we connect, even reading you are sexual too is only the tip of the iceberg. You may not like my personality, I may not like yours. There is a chemistry involved. And the right chemicals will produce an fantastic explosion. It isn't a game, but this is a date or more aptly, this is like a job interview. You don't submit to someone your resume, get called up for an interview and say "so...you wanna hire me?" That seems incredibly lazy and tells me a lot about you. None of it is good.
Reading your profile and then messaging me to say "lets meet for coffee" will lead me to automatically saying no. While people come here for many reasons, as said earlier, I am here to connect and meet. I get many messages a day. When I'm going through all potential candidates, I can see what you look like, what you want but I still want to know about you. I want to be able to laugh and feel engaged with your mind. If we "meet for coffee" that means I want to fuck you. Assuming you don't act like a jerk I will know you're clean and looking for a quick exit to a hotel/my place/your place.
Sending me a message and saying "do you want to meet up" is a great way to not get the job. Please, put in a little effort. It may take a few chats/phone calls. If that's too much to ask, then move on.
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Please identify yourself
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Posted:Feb 28, 2016 6:32 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 3:20 am
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As you may or may not have read in my profile, I have a boyfriend. I have been on FriendFinder-x before and I know all of the pratfalls here. There are a few things that can make a conversation so sour quickly on this site. It is always a bit annoying if I message a woman, for example, and "she" responds, we talk and then I see "damn, you're making my dick hard" follow by the "oh, btw I'm Joe. Jane is sleeping."
If I am on here, it is me who is talking, not my bf. If my bf is talking to anyone it means we are already in conversation and you requested to talk to him.
But I find it borderline comical when I receive a message from a couple asking me to identify myself, which I gladly do, but they don't. Sorry to be condescending right now but you are a couple. Meaning there are two of you. Meaning there are one of two possibilities each time we speak of who I am speaking directly to. Isn't it common courtesy, if you're going to ask me who I am to tell me who you are? And, beyond that point, I'm not saying the moment someone messages me they need to share their name but as a couple, you should say which gender you are and where the other person is. It makes a world of difference knowing if your partner is next to you/sleeping/at work/we actually broke up two years ago and I'm now single and want to meet you so we can fuck etc.
I understand there are many fakes and some women prefer not to get their hopes up and allow the male to do the speaking. That's fine. I'm ok with it being the male. I like men. I love cock. If we connect and decide this is something, I can call her, we can speak then. It seems almost silly to say this but it's quite frustrating and I should not have to ask almost every time to identify yourself, especially after you just asked me if it is me or my bf typing to you.
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This is going to sound incredibly mean and you will hate me
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Posted:Feb 28, 2016 6:17 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2024 3:20 am
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As I've read through different emails I've received, viewed different profiles and commented on pictures/videos, something struck me that I felt compelled to point out. For the record, I feel I can say this with confidence but not arrogance. I think I'm an attractive woman. I'm not saying I'm "stunning" or "gorgeous" because according to my definition of those words, I'm not. Some men/women might be more or less attracted to me depending on their tastes. And while I exercise virtually every day and think I have a nice body, it is far from perfect and I know I could always tone up a bit.
The adjectives we use to describe beauty aren't consistent and, as the aphorism says, it truly is in the eye of the beholder. It is not my place or anyone's to judge beauty and I do see inner beauty for what it is. When I meet someone it is more than looks, we have to have a strong connection. Not all of my partners were stunning models and I'm prepared to accept your opinion of my looks as average/below average.
Now with all of that stated, let me undo it all and be incredibly mean.
I do think some people can have such a skewed perception of themselves I am baffled by how many people on here have words like "sexy" or "hot" or "stunning" in their profile name, can message me saying they are an attractive person/couple when in reality they are not. I do think there is a certain appeal and it isn't what Madison Avenue tells us. Your eyes are drawn more to some, not others. You're allowed to do what you want to your body, but the fact many don't take care of themselves and brag about how sexy they are is startling. If you think I shouldn't be saying any of this, I'd actually agree with you.
But reality is a funny thing and I'm always taken aback by some people who have no perception or concept of how they actually look.
I'll save you the time...I'm a bitch. You don't need to tell me. I get it. Thank you.
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