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It's my blog and I'll blog if I want too


1. If you don't like my blog, don't read it.
It's the internet, there a gazillions of other blogs out there. Go find someone else to bother.

2. You have your right to exercise your freedom of speech. As I have mine.
However, your negative energy isn't wanted or needed here. So get to stepping and please don't come back. Deleting posts and banning of people to my blog will happen if you disobey me LOL

3. I'm not giving advice. I'm giving my opinion.
Learn the difference.


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It's another Drinks Night
Posted:Jun 26, 2007 6:07 pm
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2007 8:30 am
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Melbourne Drinks Night

Steak Out @ Crown (Yes, venue has changed due to renovations)

Saturday 30th (this weekend) @ about 7pm


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Along for the ride
Posted:May 22, 2007 4:48 pm
Last Updated:Jun 26, 2007 5:50 pm
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About to leave Traralgon, decided to just let my car take me where it wants to go and hope it finds home in the end. No plans, just driving, wonder what I'll come across, who I'll meet...all in the spirit of adventure.

So not sure if I'll be home tonight, might end up lost in the bush
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My bed is calling
Posted:May 22, 2007 5:58 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 10:54 am
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I still can't remember what that last blog was about, obviously not that important or interesting

Had a great few days in 'the sticks', heading home tomorrow after a day of touring around, scenic drive around the Ranges or maybe just let my car take me to where it wants to go.

Big thanks to Shabs & Moz for welcoming me into their home again, next time though...remind me to bring thermals
(It's bloody cold up there ya know!)
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Memory
Posted:May 20, 2007 10:12 pm
Last Updated:Dec 6, 2007 11:27 am
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I must be losing my memory, sitting here while Shabs is out, I had something to write....but now I forget what it was...

I wonder if we will ever get to the brain transplant stage like they do with other organs, do you think they would hit the reset button on memories or leave them there, that could be scary when you think about it.

Anyway, the original thought is still MIA, later or tomorrow maybe!
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Gone visiting!
Posted:May 20, 2007 3:11 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 11:24 am
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Thought I'd let you all know that I'm up in Traralgon for a few days, so that's why there's been no blogging or responses...Sowwy! Lots to blog about when I get back, there's the rescued on my way up, the wedding plans (no, not mine!), the toadstools, the filthy rich Caesar, the missing stump, animal sex in the room next door and death by seat belt LOL, and that's only the first 24 hours....so lots to write or maybe I'll just keep it all to myself

Play good people!
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A simple wish
Posted:May 17, 2007 5:06 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 11:03 am
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A Cuddle.

There's nothing in the world that would make me happier right now.

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Seven Sexual Turn-Offs
Posted:May 17, 2007 3:35 am
Last Updated:Jun 20, 2007 11:53 pm
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Dreamseeker1971Dreamseeker1971 has tagged me to write about my 7 sexual turn-offs

Going to keep it short and sweet, well maybe not so sweet



1. My ears are not handles, my ponytail is not a reign. I'm between your legs because I want to be, but if you start grabbing at my head, you'll find my head won't be there for long, neither might yours!


2. Boring sex. Same place, same rhythm, same position, BLAH!


3. Bad Body Odour. If in doubt, have a shower.

4. Selfish lovers. The name of the game is enjoyment, on BOTH sides.

5. Leaving your socks on. If your going to take everything else off, just get rid of those damn socks too, leaving them on is a real turn-off.

6. Taking it all too seriously. Sex is fun and pleasurable, if you can't relax and enjoy it, why are you doing it.

7. Telling me your single and having your GF walk in on us. This speaks for itself!


I'll keep the post in motion by tagging Rurban2, SoCal and passion7523, you lucky ducks!


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It was HOW big?
Posted:May 16, 2007 10:49 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 10:14 am
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Always check the top drawer next to a girls bed
- if her vibe is twice your size -
leave...

(From the mouth of a male)

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Do you..
Posted:May 13, 2007 2:10 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 10:12 am
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Do you come back and revisit my blog, anyones blog, if you've left a comment?

Do you appreciate it when the blog writer responds to your words?


Do you have your own blog? Would you like me to visit?

Curious to know what everyone thinks, yes even you (feel my finger pointing at ya? )



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Encased in red ballons
Posted:May 12, 2007 3:49 am
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 10:12 am
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He requested bright red balloons on his coffin instead of flowers, to be unique, that really summed up his personality. The funeral was a perfect fit to my boss, it was a celebration of his life, opposed to the mourning of his death. I left the funeral with a smile on my face and not puffy eyes.

The hour long drive home was great, it gave me thinking time, which is one of the reasons I love my long drives, it gives me time to think. In his will, he requested that I make a start on my 'before it's to late list', so I thought a lot about that. It's a long list, I have no idea where to start. Help!?!?!?




This poem was included in the memorial card

As we walk our path of life,
We meet people everyday.
Most are simply met by chance.
But, some are sent our way.

These become special friends
Whose bond we can't explain;
The ones who understand us
And share our joy and pain.

Their love contains no boundaries.
So, even we are apart.
Their presence enhances us
With a warmth felt in the heart.


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Won the jackpot, sold my panties
Posted:May 11, 2007 5:50 pm
Last Updated:May 23, 2007 10:12 am
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Went out with a mate last night, on an adventure to the casino. I say adventure as with Adam, you never know what's going to happen. Had a nice dinner at Georges, drank too much wine. Played blackjack for a bit, too many bourbon and cokes, won a bit though!

Moved onto the pokies, sorry I should be honest and say stumbled and won myself a nice little jackpot there, well not so little, my throat is still sore from squealing. Now I can comfortably not work for the rest of the year and still have some left over.

Adam hooked up with a guy during the night and we became a 3 some for a while and I ended up selling my underwear to some 20-something guy, can't remember why but he really needed them.


An enjoyable night out.

Now I have this funeral to go to and I've been asked to stay for a bit after as I am mentioned in my bosses will, wonder what that's all about, hopefully he didn't want me to take care of his dog.

Oh well, will let ya's know


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Freaky Thursday
Posted:May 9, 2007 9:09 pm
Last Updated:May 15, 2007 9:53 am
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Woke up about an hour after I went to bed this morning from being electrocuted. Sounds crazy huh!

I was obviously having a dream, I was out in my backyard, Dad and oldest (eldest?) bro were there, they asked me to flip the light on. I walk to the switch which is a paces on and I hear them yelling 'watch out for the live cables' and 'don't touch anything' but I flip the switch anyway, it's not that I didn't understand them, it was more like I didn't associate what they were saying with flipping a light switch. Anyway, I get thrown back a few metres away shaking uncontrollably, like a seizure I guess.


Now this is the weird part, the dream woke me up (not groggy awake, but fully awake) and I could feel this energy surging through me, it wasn't sharp or uncomfortable, more like a full body hazy thing and I couldn't move. Tried to lift my arm, move my leg, wiggle my toes, I couldn't do anything. A minute or so later I could start to move again, the energy thru me feeling was gone.

Can someone explain what that was?


I decided not to go back to sleep this morning after that experience.


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Friendship
Posted:May 9, 2007 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2007 8:46 am
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Sent to me today from someone whose known me for way too long

Friendship isn't about who you've known longest. It's about who never left your side.



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