Alright ... I want one of my own......
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Posted:Jan 3, 2009 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2012 5:44 pm
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What?
A Guest-Book of course....
Please step inside and let me know who you are, where you're from and anything else you would like to share......
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What I want.......
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Posted:Aug 15, 2008 6:28 pm
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2013 7:51 am
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I want to take your hand and lead you to the bedroom.
I want to touch your face, kiss your lips.
I want to unbutton your shirt, and pinch your nipples.
I want to lick your nipples and undo your pants.
I want to follow your pants slowly to the floor.
I want to look up into your eyes and see the desire.
I want to take you, all of you in my mouth, down my throat.
I want to hear you whisper my name, feel the tension in you.
I want your hands fisted in my hair.
I want to feel the length of you sliding in and out of my mouth.
I want to hear you scream my name.
I want to taste your cum, swallowing it all.
I want....you.
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Has it ever crossed your mind?
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Posted:Oct 27, 2009 4:25 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2013 11:28 am
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Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now. 
So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money.
That's my public service announcement for the day.
Thank you very much!
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Final Countdown.....
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Posted:Jun 21, 2009 8:46 am
Last Updated:Dec 13, 2009 9:15 am
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Three days .....
Fourteen hours .....
Thirty six minutes ....
until I get to walk away from work, home, and anything that resembles responsibility for six whole days......HEAVEN !!!!
Maybe I'll have some good stories to share when I get back - and hopefully none of them will include "then the blue and red lights started flashing"
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All I'm Gonna Say
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Posted:Jun 11, 2009 4:27 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2009 1:14 pm
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is...........
POP ROCKS!
Yeah - I mean the exploding candy.....try it  you'll like it
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How do you get past a nickname?
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Posted:Jun 7, 2009 8:43 am
Last Updated:Feb 20, 2012 5:45 pm
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Let me explain ....
I was recently discussing our work's annual picnic and made a comment about the DJ that ran the sound system. We have one predominant DJ around here that pretty much everyone knows the name of...and that was him.
Anyway, my friend said that her old college roommate had dated him and commented (complained) about how wide he was...coke can width. So, that was what they called him "Coke Can"...now how are you supposed to carry on a normal conversation with the man with that running around your head?????
PS - bet it would play hell with TMJ...
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Would have simplified my life.....
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Posted:Mar 22, 2009 4:27 pm
Last Updated:Feb 23, 2011 5:32 pm
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if I would have just killed him instead of divorcing him.
The one thing I do know for a fact:
There is no way in hell, he was that stupid while we were married.
Anyway that's my gripe for the day...thanks for listening...
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Don't think about it too hard......
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Posted:Mar 19, 2009 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Feb 12, 2011 6:11 am
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But give me an answer....
Which side of a chicken has more feathers?
Yep - one of them stuuupppiiiddd dayez. 
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I'm so proud of me....
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Posted:Jan 18, 2009 1:37 pm
Last Updated:Feb 19, 2009 6:45 pm
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Okay, I'm a Redneck from the word go.... 
(but at least I'm a cute one with all my own teeth)
We went down to a friend's house last weekend and ended up target practicing. T's about a freaking gun fanatic and so is F that was there too, so we ended up with four pistols, and three rifles to target practice with.
Now honestly, it's been about twenty years since I've shot a pistol. But, let me brag -- I nailed it, not once, not twice, but every freaking time...
Let me repeat....
DAMN I'M GOOD
However, the guys did have a good laugh when the 9-millimeter ejected the spent round right down the front of my shirt into cleavage world.....made for an interesting dance trying to remove the damn hot thing too......
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All I'm Gonna Say.....
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Posted:Jan 18, 2009 12:52 pm
Last Updated:Mar 10, 2013 11:30 am
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is
Thank God for short-lived
New Year's Resolutions....
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A Raise for Mr. Penis....
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Posted:Jan 3, 2009 12:58 pm
Last Updated:Jan 8, 2009 5:38 pm
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Mr. Penis requests a raise from HR based on the following:
* I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I am always using my head first
* I do not get RDO's, weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
HR reviews his request and denies his request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team
* You do not stay in your assigned position, and often visit
other areas without prior authorization
* You take a lot of non-rostered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
* You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the
correct protective outfits
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your assigned position before you have
completed your work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags!
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