I can't even start to explain why -- but NO!
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Posted:Nov 14, 2008 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2008 5:33 pm
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O'Mine has requested a new cologne.
POLO
Not no, but hell no, why...????
Every guy I dated before getting married wore that cologne.
** What some memories **
** So, NO! **
** Find something else to wear **
So, any smells, sounds that trigger those silly little lopsided grins???
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It's all in the eye of the beholder....
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Posted:Nov 9, 2008 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Nov 14, 2008 6:45 pm
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Of course we're talking about beauty...
But can you name the women who had the following advise on maintaining your beauty throughout the years?
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
For beautiful hair, let a run their fingers through it once a day.
For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
Audrey Hepburn
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Are we having sex???
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Posted:Nov 8, 2008 8:03 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2008 3:33 pm
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I was just wondering...why am I wondering you ask???
Because I've been missing for a few days and I come back to blogland and out of my watch list (12 blogs...) I have over 200 entries to catch up on.... So, while I was missing, did anyone do anything fun and exciting besides blog???
I know, I know, read the blogs and you'll have the answers....So off to read I go...
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All I'm gonna say........
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Posted:Oct 20, 2008 3:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2008 5:16 am
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is
Rumpestiltskin
don't know why....but it's been in my brain for a few days, so I thought I'd share.....
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Dictionary for Women.....
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Posted:Oct 14, 2008 5:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2008 2:58 pm
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Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner."
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms.
Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.
Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n. Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
Childbirth (*brth) n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your hand and say "focus,...breath...push..."
Lipstick (lip*stik) n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his collar, coloring only a would wear...!
Patience (pa*shens) n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and . See also "tranquilizers."
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Is it rude?
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Posted:Oct 12, 2008 6:43 pm
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2008 4:58 pm
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I was just wondering,
Is it rude to not answer every e-mail?
I don't know what to say to the
"Do you want to fuck?"
"I can make you shake and quiver."
e-mails, without being a total and complete sarcastic bitch.
Maybe I should go back and re-evaluate my profile...
So, to be perfectly clear:
I am looking for FRIENDS with benefits...
If you can't take the time to chit-chat and shoot the shit...
Keep looking..
Because, I'm not looking for a "HIGH-SCORE",
more like a "MALE HAREM..." 
with people I like and connect with not only in the bedroom
but could stand in a social setting....
And I've also realized...
you have to interest my "whole"
before you ever have a shot at my "hole."
and if you don't understand the significance of that one letter, don't even bother....
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Do your fantasies scare you?
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Posted:Oct 8, 2008 6:10 pm
Last Updated:Dec 7, 2008 2:48 pm
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Honestly -- Yeah...
I haven't asked permission, so I'm not going to name names ~
but there is a couple's blog I watch that absolutely
TURNS ME ON!!!
I mean to the point that I only read it on the weekends,
but they are EXTREME ~ VERY EXTREME ......
I catch myself caught up in their world and damn.....?*
could I enjoy their lifestyle...I don't know...
would I like to try it .... I don't know...
can I enjoy looking in through the window of their blog...oh yeah.
do I catch myself thinking about their escapades ... oh yeah...
since my fantasies have opened up and expanded to include things I never thougt would arouse me am I scared
....yeah I'm a little scared....
How about you --- run across anything that turns you on
that scares you to realize it?
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All I'm gonna say......
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 6:21 am
Last Updated:Oct 7, 2008 6:14 pm
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is
Always be yourself...
because the people that matter
don't mind,
and the ones who mind,
don't matter.
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Everything old is new again.......
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Posted:Oct 5, 2008 5:04 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2008 2:44 pm
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I had to laugh, one of 's buddies commented the other day:
ASS
GAS
or
GRASS
NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.
You would not believe the looks on their faces when I came in and answered them with ~~
And you better only be accepting gas.
Ass & Grass will get you in more trouble than they're worth....
However, I plead the fifth on my teenage years.....
 
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What? No Pictures....
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Posted:Oct 2, 2008 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 8, 2008 8:08 pm
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Nope, I don't have any pictures.
Why?
There's a few good reasons....
First off I don't like the way I look in pictures, never have and seriously doubt I ever will.
No, I do not need a shrink....99.9% of the time I'm perfectly happy with my body.
(I just tend to avoid full length mirrors and pictures)
Second, I don't own a digital camera, and everyone that I know who does own one knows I don't like pictures. And I don't feel like trying to explain why after 30+ years of hiding from cameras I all of a sudden want some pictures taken of just me 
But, I am working on getting some pictures taken that I can stand.
Actually had a few taken last night (he loved 'em, I hate 'em)..
I did find one that I'm willing to share and have uploaded.
Drum-Roll ........
Okay, so you still have no idea what I look like (just that I have big boobs ) but at least I'm no longer gray and showing up on numerous pages....
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