Is it hormones?
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Posted:Sep 30, 2008 6:12 pm
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2008 6:12 pm
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Damned if I know ~~
But I am having one horrific week.
Can we say witch with a capital B?
I don't know what's set it off and even
worse I don't know how to change my bad
attitude or even if I want to change my
attitude.
So, if I offend you this week -- Tough.....
See, that's not me ~~ try back next week...
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I miss him....
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Posted:Sep 28, 2008 6:44 pm
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2008 8:55 am
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A year ago, my father passed away.
He was not sick, he was not old...
That morning he mowed the yard,
He told his grandchild that he had lost his mind ~~ LOL
and then laid down to read and doze before mom came home.
Well, during the nap he passed away...
So, as much as I miss him, I'm glad he didn't suffer through a long illness, lose his personality or make us decide for him.
Love you, Miss you....
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All I'm gonna say....
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Posted:Sep 26, 2008 5:02 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 5:57 pm
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is
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything
that made you smile.
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These are just wrong on so many levels......
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Posted:Sep 20, 2008 3:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2008 4:55 pm
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A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman
"Can I smell your cunt?"
"Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!"
the woman yells back
"Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused,
"it must be your feet then".
~**~
A man walks into a watch and clock store,
unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter.
The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid.
She looks him straight in the eye and says
"Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop -
not a cock shop!"
"Well," replies the man,
"Why don't you put two hands and a face on it?"
~**~
A woman went to a doctor and said,
"Doctor, I have a problem.
Every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."
The doctor said,"Oh really, what have you been doing for it?"
The woman replied, "snorting pepper".
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Come with me....
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Posted:Sep 15, 2008 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2008 4:55 pm
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It'll be fun,
a picnic, outside, under the full moon....
I've got the blanket, the wine, cheese and grapes...
Let's lay together and look at the moon,
the stars and enjoy each other.
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If you love something.....
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Posted:Sep 15, 2008 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 5:58 pm
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If you love someone,
set them free,
if they come back to you,
they are yours.....
if they don't,
hunt them down and shoot 'em.
Sorry, had to get the redneck thoughts out this evening..
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All I'm gonna say.....
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Posted:Sep 15, 2008 2:59 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2008 4:56 pm
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Damyyuumm
I had fun,
Did you?
 
and a happy freaking Monday to you.....
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HO! HO! HO!
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Posted:Sep 13, 2008 9:56 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2008 6:24 pm
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Alright, I'm early ~ but hell, it's funny......
What's the main reason Santa is so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live.
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I don't want to.....
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Posted:Sep 12, 2008 8:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2008 6:19 pm
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but I'm pretty sure I don't have a choice....
I'm sorry, but I don't want to be anything to anyone for a few days.
I don't want to be
Momma, Mother, Ma-dre,
Wife, Honey, Sweetheart,
, Aunt, Sister,
Lover, Bitch, Ex-wife,
I mean it, absolutely nothing to no - one,
but Me to Me.
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This explains it all.....
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Posted:Sep 10, 2008 6:19 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2008 6:19 pm
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Ever notice how all of women's problems are male related?
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
AND ..
When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy.
Think about it.....
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All I'm gonna say
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Posted:Sep 10, 2008 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2008 6:20 pm
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If you're going to play in the woods...
Be sure to check for ants before getting dressed...
(those little buggers hurt!)
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I didn't think she was that much of a prude....
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Posted:Sep 9, 2008 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 13, 2008 10:13 pm
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Okay - I finally got some alone time with my girlfriend (face to face vs. phone) and discovered what her real problem was....
It wasn't the Playboy, it was the comments that the jackass she's married to has been making regarding the differences between her and the bunnies..
Now, FYI ~ she has given birth to two in under five years, is still breast feeding one, working a full time job and being supportive of anything and everything that jackass is doing...
So, I feel better about her opinion of porn, but not about the things she is putting up with... I personally would like to draw her a map to the nearest gator hole (of course we'd make sure the life insurance policy is paid up first...)
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