All I'm gonna say....
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Posted:Sep 7, 2008 2:10 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2008 6:07 pm
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Learn from yesterday,
Live for today,
and hope for tomorrow.
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I don't know what to tell her......
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Posted:Sep 7, 2008 1:12 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 5:14 pm
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Nope, not a freaking clue.
Totally at a loss ~ no idea how to advise my girlfriend on her latest crisis. Why, because I think it is a total, complete, and even stupid waste of time.
She is pissed off, and I mean divorce level
and I'm looking at her going "DUH....what did i miss?"
History Lesson:
She calls me the other morning ranting and raving about the disrespectful, humiliating, perverted, "thing" her husband did. And I immediately start thinking at the bottom of the gutter....when she explains that he brought a PLAYBOY into their house.
PLAYBOY? PLAYBOY? is perverted? oookkkaaayyy....
So, I'm working on calming her down; but I don't know what to say to her about her feelings for PLAYBOY.....except damn -
that's porns equalivalent of literature's "CAT IN THE HAT" ~~ and somehow I don't see that helping 
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Freaking Love Bugs.....
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Posted:Sep 6, 2008 5:08 am
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 5:12 pm
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If you don't know what they are...you're lucky.
Useless, aggravating, pain in the ass, and if you're not careful, they can ruin the paint on your vehicle.
(durn, up until that last one, it sounded like my ex-husband  )
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Damn!!!!
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Posted:Sep 6, 2008 5:01 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2008 6:08 pm
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Damn It,
of course I'm the only car anywhere around, so I put my turn signal on, switched lanes and pulled over.
Smiled, handed him my insurance card and driver's license.
And then waited and waited......
(swatted the gnats and love-bugs coming in the open window)
Ma'am...I'm going to do you a favor today.
I'm going to write your ticket for doing 64 in a 55 instead of 69 in a 55... that's going to save you $75.00.
Thank you sir, but a warning would save me an extra $100.00.
He laughed, handed me the clipboard and said sign here.
So, I have a speeding ticket due and payable within the next 30 days....
Anybody want to donate to the fund?????
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All I'm gonna say ....
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Posted:Sep 3, 2008 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 5:05 pm
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Bless Your Heart....
Okay - I'm gonna say something else too,
where do you get off judging me.
However, I'm gonna maintain the Southern Belle persona
and keep the Redneck under wraps (for the time being)...and leave it at
Bless your heart....
for those of you who aren't Southern Belles, that translates into Fuck You....
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There's a place in France.....
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Posted:Sep 3, 2008 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 9, 2008 5:15 pm
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Come on dance with me ---
There's a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance
And there's a hole in the wall
For the boy's to see it all....
Not sure if that has anything to do with it, but I did join a belly-dance class this week.
And I'm enjoying it tremendously!
(even though I can't help but thinking of JELLO when I have to watch myself in the mirror) 
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Can we say extreme punishment?
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 5:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 4, 2008 4:22 pm
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Okay, I admit it has been a boring day and my TV choices tend to reflect that...but as I was surfing a little while ago, I came across a show on "Cheating in Las Vegas"....
They were interviewing a man who had been caught cheating and had received LIFE IN PRISON WITH NO CHANCE OF PAROLE....WTF?? for cheating in gambling...
Now, I don't believe in lying, cheating or stealing but damn LIFE IN PRISON for cheating????
That just floors me....Is it just me or does this seem like a DUH!!!
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I thought it was funny.....
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 1:53 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2008 4:50 pm
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women on the phone:
heello, iss tthhee sshhoop iii booouuugghhtt thhee vibbrrattorr ffrrommm?
store employee:
yes, ma'am we sell vibrators...
women on the phone:
ccaann yyouu tteell meeee hhooww tttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiingg ttthhiinngg ooofff?
 me thinks it may be a little too powerful???
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Stages of Sex....
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Posted:Aug 31, 2008 9:51 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2008 9:59 am
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Kitchen Sex: the relationship is new,
everything is a great turn-on,
you have sex anywhere - anytime....
Bedroom Sex: the relationship is steady, comfortable, you still have the urge for anywhere - anytime,
but now you have the , etc...
so a smile, a wink and wait for everyone to go to bed....
Hall Sex: the relationship is pretty much over,
you can't stand the sight of each other
and as close as you get to sex
is passing in the hall and hearing a growled ~~
F*ck You...
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All I'm Gonna Say.....
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Posted:Aug 30, 2008 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2008 4:51 pm
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If I said you had a beautiful body....
Would you hold it against me?
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Scary what I can remember...
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Posted:Aug 30, 2008 8:31 am
Last Updated:Aug 30, 2008 2:55 pm
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You remind me of the babe...
What babe?
The babe with the power...
What power?
The power of voodoo...
Who do?
You do...
Do what?
Remind me of the babe...
David Bowie - "Magic Dance"
Honestly don't remember ever hearing this song, except during the movie "Labrynith" and I just searched and that was 22 years ago....
Damn I really don't think I can be that old....
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