Sexual Addiction ?
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Posted:Aug 29, 2008 6:11 pm
Last Updated:Sep 6, 2008 4:36 am
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David Duchovny announced today that he is seeking rehab for his sex addiction.
Now, this brought up a few questions and kick started the old brain....
1) How do you determine that you are a sex addict?
2) How do you determine that you need treatment and not just a great night of sex?
3) What types of treatment are available?
And who would determine what they are?
I mean come on - can you picture Dr. Ruth looking at you and telling you that you are an addict and must go cold turkey?? Or is it a twelve step program to slowly decrease your needs??
Makes you wonder.....
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It's just a mean streak....
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Posted:Aug 28, 2008 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 6:26 pm
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Yes, I have one and it tends to sneak out every once in a while.....
It tends to manifest with a smack on the ass, or a bite on the shoulder, or occasionally a swak with a twirled up towel.....{=}
So, how does your mean streak show?
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Bitch Session 101.....
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Posted:Aug 28, 2008 5:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 6:21 pm
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We had another casualty of the weekend war with Faye, our huge chest freezer.
Which of course was full of food...
So, last night about 8 o'clock when we discovered that it had thawed out, we started up the grill and smoked everything that could be salvaged.
Deer hams, tenderloins, back-strap (luckily there was only one deer....), ribs, chicken breasts, whole chickens....needless to say the grill was packed.
Luckily the peas, tomatoes, and corn we put up each year were still partially frozen so we wiped down the bags and transfered freezers.
We had an impromptu neighborhood meal tonight..come as you are and don't leave hungry...everything else we repackaged and refroze.
And just think -- there is still three months of Hurricane season -- joy, joy....
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I'm just saying....
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Posted:Aug 26, 2008 3:28 am
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 6:16 pm
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Smile!
It makes people wonder what you've been up to... 
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Enough Already....
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Posted:Aug 24, 2008 4:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 29, 2008 6:27 pm
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RAIN, RAIN
GO AWAY
COME AGAIN
SOME-OTHER DAY!!!
Yep, dammit it is raining again.
My backyard looks like a lake already....
If this keeps up, I'm gonna have to get the boat out.
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Pitiful Weekend.....
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Posted:Aug 24, 2008 9:59 am
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2008 3:36 pm
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I hope your weekend has been a lot better than mine...
FAYE has not been a Lady, she has been a Royal B*tch.....
We were without power a little over 24 hours, luckily our power grid was able to be corrected and is now back up and running. The neighbors are actually looking at Tuesday before their power is fully up and running again.
Our yard looks like a huge New Year's Eve party has happened, with tree limbs serving as confetti....
Water is pooled and flowing everywhere (I think the news said we received right at 20 inches in about 24 hours....) plus the weather is reporting a 50% chance of rain everyday this week...
But thankfully we are all safe and only minimal structural damage (one home had a tree come down on it) has been reported in our town. I've counted at least 9 Trees (roots and all) blown over, most have been pecan trees.
There has however been at least 2 deaths within 20 miles..
Pray for their families: a power lineman for a local power company and a twelve year old sucked in my the flood waters....
Well, that's all for now....need to go clear out the fridge of anything that was questionable before is definitely trash now...
If you're still in Faye's path...I hope you the best....
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And the cats wonder why dogs are man's best friend...
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Posted:Aug 21, 2008 9:09 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 9:42 am
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In comparison to the post explaining...
How to give a cat a pill...
Let me tell you how to give a a pill...
1. Wrap it in bacon.
2. Toss it in the air.
And the cats wonder why we talk bad about them?
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If you don't believe it ... Try it.....
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Posted:Aug 21, 2008 8:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 9:42 am
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How to give a cat a Pill...
1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour a shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek, and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
13. Tie the little sucker's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
14. Consume the remainder of the scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
If you've never tried it..it's not far from being accurate....
(although I generally give up about #4)
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Yeah - I'm still saying OMG!!!
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Posted:Aug 21, 2008 8:29 pm
Last Updated:Aug 28, 2008 3:36 pm
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This actually a picture of the non-model bikini in the other pictures....
Evidently it is wire laced and mold-able to the body.....
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OMG -- I still wouldn't.....
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Posted:Aug 21, 2008 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 9:43 am
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Okay - here's the front view...
They are actually calling this a Bikini - for public wear.... But hey GF has a kicking body and more power to her....
Personally -- I still think most of the time that more is actually less -- hint at what you have instead of laying it out on the table....
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OMG - Would you dare???
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Posted:Aug 21, 2008 8:23 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2008 9:43 am
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Me personally, no way in HELL -- for one I'd have to move too much to even be even to see the darn thing LMAO.....
I'll post the front picture next....
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Scooby Dooby Doo ... Where are you???
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Posted:Aug 19, 2008 7:20 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2008 7:57 pm
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Scooby Dooby Doo...Where are you?
We got some work to do, now....
Okay, I admit it -
I get a little silly sometimes,
but durn it -
life's too short not to have fun....
And as I get older I've figured out that alot of the time the easiest way to have fun is to revisit things that made your childhood memories or helped your make their memories...
And one thing I remember is watching Scooby Doo with my every afternoon. I still enjoy watching it, just to enjoy the unrealistic situations and remember snuggling with my on the couch...
(Never mind that most of the original cartoons are actually older than I am)
So, what's something from your past that brings a smile to your face and a warm memory to your heart?
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