What I am......
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Posted:Jul 22, 2008 6:40 pm
Last Updated:Aug 2, 2008 2:15 pm
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I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
Tried to tell you
But you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
Innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
Must have been relieved to see
The softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a , I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way
So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
When I start to make you nervous
And I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing
I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
Thanks to Meredith Brooks -- for capturing the truth in being a woman - you couldn't say it any better.....
"Bitch" - written by M. Brooks, S. Peiken
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How do you kill them??????
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Posted:Jul 21, 2008 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2008 3:51 am
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What am I talking about????
FLEAS
Those durn little damn near invisible jumping, biting pests.......
it's turned into a war!!!!!
(unfortunately - I'm pretty sure I'm losing)
I have spent unbelievable amounts of money on flea treatments for the animals, I have set off foggers every weekend for the last month, I have washed every piece of fabric the animals have come in contact with, I have applied two - count them 2 different types of poisons in the yard, I have had the exterminator spray and poison under the house.
And I'm sitting here watching Doobie (the mini-pin) play chase my tail -- trying to get the one on his ass.......
Any ideas????
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Beep...Beep... We interupt this blog for this important message.....
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Posted:Jul 20, 2008 8:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2008 4:06 pm
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Medical Warning - Potentially Deadly Virus
The CDC has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, physically, and even electronically.
This virus is called
Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
At this time there are only two known antidotes:
Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE)
and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
BEWARE! (Best to have antidotes on hand at all times - there is current research into whether the antidotes will also serve as immunization) 
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Weird Reading Material......
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Posted:Jul 19, 2008 4:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2008 4:49 pm
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Do you own any really weird books?? I mean the kind you look at and go when and why did I buy them? Well I own quite a few of them, and a couple of them caught my eye this afternoon and I was flipping through them, a few things interested me enough to share them:
"Crone's Book of Magical Words"
To Be Spoken into a Seashell
If the seashell speaks
To you,
Then you may whisper
In its ear:
The sea
Has brought thee
Safe to shore:
By earth
And water
May I, too,
Be spared.
But then you must
Guard it
Safe somewhere,
Forevermore.
Now, that is pretty, but that's all the book says..nothing about the outcome..the desire, etc...
Along the same lines:
Crone's Book of Charms & Spells
under "The Inscription of Talismans"
For Loss of Weight
Upon one face, the Full Moon
flanked by crescent Moons.
Upon the reverse, these words:
Wax thou moon
That I may wane;
What I lose
Then shalt thou gain.
Now...I don't know about you, but that sounds like a weight loss program that would be easy to stick with...
(I'll keep you updated)
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Why.....
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Posted:Jul 18, 2008 11:17 pm
Last Updated:Jul 19, 2008 7:25 pm
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If the full moon brings out all the crazy people...
Why I am sitting at home?????
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What is sexy?
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Posted:Jul 17, 2008 5:00 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2008 3:48 pm
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Well since I tend to believe that Sexiness is a lot like Beauty -- in the eye of the beholder...
I was surprised when we (six women - ages 20 something to 60 something) agreed on most of them...
(There were some that came up that we did not agree on .. but we'll save them for later)
Our categories were: (I'm only listing the top two)
Celebrities - anywhere / anytime ---
Older Men:
Sam Elliot
Sean Connery
Older Women:
Tina Turner
Jamie Lee Curtis
Younger Men:
Matthew McConaughey
Brandon Frasier
Younger Women:
Angelina Jolie
Beyonce Knowles
Body Definition:
50cents
PussyCat Dolls
Celebrities in a specific role:
Barbara Eden - I Dream of Jeannie
Orlando Bloom - Pirates of the Caribbean
Scenes in a Movie:
Underwear/sliding scene - Risky Business
Coming out of the pool - Fast Times.Ridgemont High
But the one that surprised me the most was our oldest member's answer: to quote her
What's sexy....sexy is....
eye contact - soft slow smiles - fingertip touches
that's what's sexy.
The more I thought about it -- the more I tend to agree with her....
What about you -- who do you find sexy???
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Well Hell ---- That's just plain silly......
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 10:18 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 11:28 pm
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Twat -
I cunt hear you
I have an ear infuction.
(I don't know where it came from ... it's old -- funny but old)
A few more before bed::
There once was a Senator from Mass
Who went out is search of some ass
He lucked up and found it
Fucked up and drown it
And that was the end of his ass...
(I learned it from a Jay Hickman CD)
A lady went to Jamaica on vacation.
Upon arriving, she meets a handsome young man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him "What's your name?" and he answers "I can't tell you."
Every night they meet, have mind blowing sex and every morning she asks him again what his name is and he always refuses to tell her.
On her last night there she begs him, "Can you please tell me your name?" I can't tell you my name because you will laugh at me. "There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady says. "Fine, my name is "Snow!".
And the lady bursts out laughing. He gets mad and says, "I knew you would make fun of my name."
The lady replied, "I'm not making fun of your name. I'm thinking of my husband and friends that will never believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow everyday in Jamaica" .....
(Again - I have no idea who wrote it)
You got any to share???????
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Trash or Treasure??
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 11:25 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 6:07 pm
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I'm a pack rat -- at least third generation...
We are improving as time goes on.
Grandma - throws nothing away (you need a box / milk carton / 1960 magazine ... you know where to go)
Momma - can get rid of more stuff (but we do have 1980 magazines)
Me - I can get rid of most anything -- except anything that might have the smallest sentimental attachment...
What brought this revelation on?? Easy I started cleaning up -- hate that! -- I decided to go through the boxes I packed up from my last job
(4 of them -- all personal stuff that have been staring at me for almost a year)
Well it started out pretty good -
old bills -- shredded
old magazines -- recycled
old books -- separated (keep/trade/never read)
old /e-mail addresses -- updated
So, now I'm down to this pile of Birthday cards / personal notes / pictures ..... that type of stuff.
And I simply can not get rid of it --
i.e. the sticky note where my (when he was still sane and tolerable 24/7) drew out "Eye" "Heart" "U".. don't remember what year but I know it was a day he went to work with me for a doc's appointment -- I went into a meeting and came back it was on my computer screen. And all of the drawings he's done over the years....
All of this goes into a shoe box. Now I wonder when I'm gone and he is left to go through his inheritance (and what alot of stuff that is)..
and he comes upon this box -- will he sit and look through it - remembering little incidents / spots in time (both good & bad) or will he roll his eyes and silently wonder why I didn't throw all of this shit away along time ago.....
I also wonder what my response will be when the time comes for Grandma's house and Mom's.... I hope I'm grown enough to recognize the love required to keep it.....and take the time to walk back through the memories it will bring up..
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Have you ever.......
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Posted:Jul 13, 2008 9:46 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 11:46 pm
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A fun eye opening game that everyone can play.
Unfortunately I can not take credit for it ... I got the idea (and permission to use) from Cozy_Red and her blog [blog Cozy_Red] by the way - if you want some wonderful reading - check her out.
Here's the rules:
Respond to a posting - answer their question and pose one of your own.
Doesn't necessarily have to be sexual - just interesting.....
If you join in late or simply want to read all of the entries -- (on here and Red's) they are stacked backwards -- go to the first entry posted (which will be the last available one) and read up. You can get an interesting insight into some of the people you know online 
PS - Don't be mean -- it's not fun or necessary.
I'll go first --
Yes, I've had sex in a shower.
Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?
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How did you come up with your screen name??
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 10:35 pm
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2008 6:13 pm
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As I continue to search around this great big collection of beautiful people -- I'm repeatedly perplexed by some of the screen names.
Not to name names but:
Some are obvious -- if it includes "sex" "fuck" "69" etc.... you came up with it for what you're looking for...
Some reflect interest - (which may overlap into the obvious) -- "hunter" "partier" "harley"
Some reflect a part of the personality or a particular trait - "shy" "bigbust" "...eyes"
Some I can't even imagine -- looks like juggled letters thrown together (but hey - if it makes you happy - go for it)
Mine - actually a story behind it (did you really expect anything less....)
SunnyJasper came into existence shortly after my divorce -- I was looking around on some of the "matching sites" and needed a login name -- couldn't for the life of me come up with anything that wouldn't give away a part of my identity. When all of a sudden my two huge tom cats decided to play tag across the computer -- you guessed it Sunny was in the lead followed closely by Jasper.
(unfortunately they have both passed by now) -- however Hellion (the graveyard cat) is contently snoring on top of the printer as I type -- wonder what type of personality that name would have created on line ?? 
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Is it cheating.....
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Posted:Jul 11, 2008 6:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 6:01 pm
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Now don't get your panties in a wad ... I'm not going to condemn or stress over it if you are ...
Hell I've been there --
unsatisfying marriage + opportunity = FUN {=}
What did you expect - guilt ~~ if that's what you need - go directly to your nearest Catholic Church!
Otherwise -- what I'm talking about is those of us (like me) that do have an issue in our relationship - and have taken the chance of bringing it forward to our partner. That was honestly the hardest discussion I have ever had with someone -- looking him in the face and telling him I wasn't satisfied. Well, after the expected cussing / slamming doors / etc.... he realized I wasn't being mean just trying to maintain an honest relationship.
In the end we decided that to continue our relationship (plus to get me off the Bitch train as he put it) -- I could with his permission and a few ground rules -- look for what I needed outside of the relationship.
So, that is where we are now -- I'm looking and have found a few people who I truly hope become friends and lovers. But - back to the original thought -- is that cheating????
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How do you get away with .....
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Posted:Jul 10, 2008 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 7:16 am
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being online so much?
Are you surfing at work?
Online at 2 a.m. (me-at the moment)?
Fibbing about the true nature of your internet activities? -- if so - you got any ideas???
Or do you "Multi-task" like my friend Hangman -- online poker on one tab and FriendFinder-x on the next??
(I'm also using this one - but -- does anyone know how to shorten the length of the open tabs so everything can't show???)
Well, the is ready to come back in -- let's see if I can go back to sleep --- if not --
in those famous words --
I'LL BE BACK
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Why can't I feed him to the Gators?????
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Posted:Jul 10, 2008 12:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 10, 2008 11:23 pm
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I mean I did give birth to him -- I should be able to decide whether to kill him / leave him for the wild animals / or hug him.
In case you can't tell from that little tirade -- I have a -aged -- that I firmly believe will be a decent man if I don't kill him first.
The main problem is -- he is an exact replica of his father (my ex-husband) ---- everything from facial expressions to handwriting. Therefore all of those "cute" little things that were fun and sweet while dating that later turned into the equivalent of lighter fluid on a bonfire -- he does. (And he does them very well !!) The most difficult thing about this is remembering that he is not his father and therefore you really can't tell him where he needs to go and offer to draw a map on how to get there for him ......
But anyway -- as I try to uncurl my finger from the standard choking position -- I do love him --
and I truthfully only consider killing him whenever we have to spend the day together doing something required and not fun (like doctor visits)
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