Slippery Mermaid
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Posted:Jul 9, 2008 9:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 23, 2008 4:04 pm
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One day as he fished from his old wooden boat
Sailor Den noticed the wild gyrations of his float
He heard a loud voice that made him afraid
“I’m your ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
He started to reel in the long tight fishing line
Wondering if the voice might be a warning sign
Whence came his sudden lusty wish to be laid
“From your ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
His trusty penis was full and throbbing for relief
Why this is very strange and truly beyond belief
Where has this sexual lust come from he softly said
“From your ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
He struggled and fought to land the big fish
And reeling in more line he made a begging wish
Where can I get relief from this throbbing, he prayed
“From your ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
Before he had even a chance to stop and think
A naked female jumped in his boat and winked
I am mermaid mer, and soon you’ll be laid
“By your ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
He was shaken but still took it all in his stride
Could this mermaid mer really be here for a ride
She kissed him on the lips as his fingers strayed
“Onto his ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
As he was frantically kissing and a-stroking
He was extremely desperate to start a-poking
And the first overtly sexual moves had been made
“By this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
As his lips her soft breasts licked and sucked
He could sense mer was ready to be fucked
But no normal vagina was obviously on parade
“From this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
If there was a sweet vagina concealed in her tail
He hoped to find it and enter without fail
But with no vagina he’d be so dismayed
“By this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
She said I can read your worried mind, my pet
Part my scales to find me dripping wet
Oh what joy, I’ve found it, he loudly brayed
“To this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
Between the moist scales and wire wool seaweed
His penis pressed against mermaid mer with indecent speed
For blissful hour after hour he stayed and stayed
“Inside this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid”
They found his naked body with a smile across his face
He still had a huge erection stuck in a ten pound fish
Round his neck a handwritten sign was displayed
“With love from this ever slippery and welcoming mermaid ”
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Financailly Secure?
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Posted:Jul 8, 2008 5:24 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 6:18 pm
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I read an article this week that said "Want to be Financailly Secure? Do Yoga."
I was intrigued...as Im always looking to get rich...  Pretty much the ideas are Yoga's traditinal practices and insights can make it easier to balance our finances and bodies. It keeps us from being run ragged by our emotions and teaches us to breathe when the going gets tough and reduces our stress and anxiety. So I guess I'll dig that Yoga tape out...and maybe even sign up for a class. Will you?
And...if your a die-hard Yogi already...has it made you rich? 
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Hey My Spakley Friends
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Posted:Jul 5, 2008 10:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 4:47 pm
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Mer~~~~ is in South FL.Playing with my boys bruce (7) and Brad (6)
*flops on the bed*
* will tell more later *
* Ughhhhhh*
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Got Sex Talk?
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Posted:Jul 3, 2008 10:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2008 4:47 pm
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I find it amazing some of the things that you can get away with saying in bed. For instance, any other circumstance in which someone asks you to suck their dick would be considered pretty rude and inflammatory... but in bed it can be one of the biggest turn ons one could possibly hear.
So lets look at some bedroom phrases and how they affect people (positively that is, we'll skip the negative part cuz it's rather pointless) ......
Things that the menfolk would like to hear:
1. "You have such a big dick" = While I don't profess to totally understand this one, I have to admit, I'm not a guy. But I have not talked to a single guy that doesn't want to hear that from his girlfriend. It doesn't matter if he's not the biggest dick you've ever had, that's not what it's saying, what you are doing is acknowledging the fact that he is the one you're thinking of right now. He's there, he's huge, and he's splitting you open. That should be a turn on for both of you.
2. "That's it, right there... OH YES!" - or something similar to that. Now obviously, DO NOT FAKE THIS ONE. But your man wants to know that he's getting it right, that he has the sexual prowess to have found one of your genuine hot spots. If you never tell him, how's he supposed to know? Sure, you're moaning, but you might be moaning through out most of it, saying "Oh baby, yes, right there," lets him know without a doubt that he is pleasing you. And that's hot.
3. "Do you want me to do anything?" - ok, granted this one can backfire on occasion, he may not appreciate the interruption to his maneuvers, and he may also fear that he's not doing it right. The trick to this one is to do it towards the beginning, and give him a sexy look, make sure that your body language is saying that he's doing EVERYTHING right to you and that you want to do something for him. The best part about asking this question is that if you do it in the middle of sex, you will get a multitude of answers that you may never otherwise hear. Why? Because he's in the middle of wonderful pleasure and the first thing that comes to his head is going to pop out of his mouth. That, and just the idea of you doing anything he wants is going to get him going even more.
4. "I'M CUMMING!!!!" - My absolute favorite. It should definitely be screamed at the top of your voice - especially if there is the possibility of being overheard. Same as #2, you're letting him know that he's done good, that he did you good and that you love everything he's just done to you. And screaming it at the top of your lungs means that everyone will know just how good of a lover he is. Again, this is definitely NOT one that should be faked (I never understood why girls faked orgasms anyway, that just means that you're not getting YOURS! Silly people.). Now, my boyfriend is one who will try to quiet me when there's a chance of someone overhearing, but I've found that the few times I didn't utter this ecstatic phrase, the first words out of his mouth after sex were "Did you cum?". They want to know, since it's not always as easy to tell with girls.
Now guys, you didn't think you were going to get away without any helpful hints, did you?? Trust me, there are some things that ladies definitely like hearing in bed as well.
1. "You're so tight" has become quite a compliment. First of all it shows that you've noticed the effort we've been putting into our Kegel exercises. Secondly, when people think of sex they think of the virgin tightness, etc. We know that men want girls who are tight (why do you think the Kegel exercises were invented in the first place?), so acknowledging the superior tightness of our bodies is always a good move.
2. "Damn you look beautiful." There is nothing more reassuring to a woman than having her partner tell her that she looks fantastic naked. Even better, naked and moaning. You're telling her that she doesn't have to get all dressed up, put on make up and do her hair in order to look beautiful in your eyes; that she's perfect just the way she is right now.
3. "How do you do that?!" Any time you wonder that during sex, go ahead and utter the phrase. Let us know how shocked you are at the way we can clench around you, the fact that our legs go over our heads like that, anything we do that wows and amazes you. Why? Because that's letting us know just how fantastic our moves in bed are. Another good (and similar) one is "Oh, that feels GOOD!"
4. This may just be my personal thing, but I would really like my boyfriend to make noise. Any noise when he cums. Moaning my name would be fantastic (and actually, I think that one goes both ways - everyone needs to moan their partners name! Just make sure that you're moaning the right name!). Really though, any noise would be good. I've talked to a lot of girls, the vast majority of which agree that their partners don't make nearly enough noise when they're cumming - we want to hear the affirmation that we're pleasing you too you know!
And now we get to talking dirty.
Phrases (*a lot of*) guys love to hear:
"Let me suck your big dick"
"I want you to cum in my pussy"
"Fuck me harder!"
"I want to be your little "
"I'm your fuck-toy"
Phrases (*a lot of*) girls love to hear:
"I could fuck you all night"
"Your pussy tastes sooo sweet"
"You have the hottest body... I just have to touch all of it."
"I want to lick you all over."
"You're like a sex goddess!"
Obviously there are a lot of other things to say too... if anyone has any particular favorites I'd love it if you'd share them !
I have to say - although I know that this is not always the case - my absolute favorite thing to have my man say to me in bed, is when he says "Good girl...."
Well. My favorite except for those times when he tells me that I've been bad... *wink*
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Blogers Only
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Posted:Jul 2, 2008 9:58 pm
Last Updated:Jul 7, 2008 11:53 pm
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this is a whisper question..... so shhhhhhh
would you rather your blog start at the 1st post and more forward?
and you friends post to be listed last as they post?
*okay I am felling dizzy*
*deep breath*
or would you rather your blog start with your with lastest blog entry then move backwards off the page with your others?
but the friends post to move move back ?
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Million Dollar Dumb Ideas
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Posted:Jul 2, 2008 12:26 pm
Last Updated:Jul 13, 2008 6:18 pm
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People will buy anything, no matter how dumb. Pet rocks and singing fish sold out of the store and while no one will admit to owning one, someone has to be buying it.
Check out a bunch of dumb ideas that made a lot of money. Maybe they’re not so dumb after all…
Dosnt it make you wonder what dumb idea for a product would make millions?
1. Pet Rock
This was a simple, million dollar idea. Pick up a rock, throw it in a box with some hay and sell for $4.99. Who knew millions of people would prefer to buy a rock to collect dust in their junk drawers over going out and finding one of their own.
2. Billy the Big Mouth Bass
WalMart couldnt keep Billy the Big Mouth Bass on the shelves as folks everywhere bought singing fish to adorn their trailers. I dont know what would posses someone to make a singing fish…or maybe it was the fish that was possessed.
3. Antenna balls
It was bad enough every business gave this away at one time, but people were actually buying these.
4. The Flowbee
If there was ever a product that scared and husbands alike, it was the Flowbee. Part clipper, part vacuum, the Flowbee supposedly gives a precision haircut with no mess. How so many of these sold is beyond me.
5. Doggles
Someone thought it would be a good idea to sell sun glasses for dogs. Millions agree. I bet the dogs dont agree though, mine would never wear these.
6. The Million Dollar Home Page
Wanna buy a piece of this blog? Its only a dollar? Sounds like a silly idea but the owner of the Home Page sold pixels on his website for $1 per pixel - and he sold over a million of them.
7. Baby Wigs
When my are old enough Im sure they will have enough reasons to hate me what with making him clean thier room and go to school and all. If I put them in one of these and they saw the pictures, it would no doubt seal the deal.
8. Tumbleweed Farm
The Prairie Tumbleweed Farm harvests and ships tumbleweeds world wide. I dont know exactly why anyone would actually buy a tumbleweed, but apparently theyre selling well.
9. Mood Rings
So they were supposed to change color according to mood except I could never seem to get my off blue. Oh and did I mention they were ugly?
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For a Friend In Rio
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Posted:Jul 1, 2008 9:14 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 9:45 am
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May I think these thoughts that tease me so...
Thoughts that make my desire to please you overflow...
May I kiss your lips just to taste the heat of your tongue...
May I kneel before you and please you, as no other has ever done...
May I take you between my feather-soft lips and bring you to the point of no return...
May I taste you...trace you...make your fires burn...
May I kneel on the floor...
May I be collared and on all fours...
May I feel the dominance of your hand against my aching skin...
May I ask for another, Master, please...again...again...
May I feel you deep inside...
May I feel this enraptured, this alive...
May I rock back into you and allow myself to go...
May I go to that place that only you can take me...only you know...
Master, May I scream your name and love you more...
May I....like no other...ever before??
Master May I?
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Common Sense
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Posted:Jun 30, 2008 9:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2008 5:52 pm
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Have you ever wanted to kick yourself in the ass for not listening to that little voice in your head that always ends up being right?
I bet we all have at one time not followed our common sense… after all I believe that’s what is screaming at us…
Warning us… guiding us…. But what do we do? Ignore it…
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Friday Night
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Posted:Jun 28, 2008 11:16 am
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2008 10:53 pm
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And what a great one it was!
Most of you know I few months back I dropped my cell phone in my saltwater fish tank. well I got a new one of course, problem was trying to get all friends again. Ya know now that we have button press programing, I cant seen to remember anyones number. So I said to myself mer you have to write down all the numbers when you get them.
Okay flash forward to yesterday, I sometimes keep my phone in my bra kinda fun on vibrate, do have to say... but it does sometimes make me jump, and isn't a good thing when someones calls and I have a drink in my hand... another story.
Anyway....
I was out on site and had it there... seems phones can get fried by a little body sweat too.
Who would have thought?
Oh joy here we go again. Off to the phone store... did you know they now have this computer at the front door you have to sign into? well I didn't ... so after looking around at all the phones.. lalalala
and 50 minutes later I am like WTF? Thats when the nice man behind the counter told me about the sign in thingy. *smile* of course after I was bitchy. *oops*
Well I got my phone and guess what? Its water proof! Yippees this is gonna be such a good thing. But I forgot to ask if it floats....
Oh and of course I never wrote down all my numbers.
So if I don't call ya thats why.
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UFO
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Posted:Jun 25, 2008 7:55 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2008 4:42 pm
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I've been scanning Google News with the search term "UFO", the past few months.
I have become convinced that sightings are definately up, especially in the UK.
In the most recent sighting, a "huge Dorito" was spotted by many people.
Something is happening. This is just one of MANY sightings in the past few months.
Have you ever seen one?
Been on one?
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Time to make a trip
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Posted:Jun 25, 2008 5:08 pm
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 12:22 am
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I think the main reason I am feeling so down is I really miss my younger Boys in FL. The 23rd was Bruce's 7th birthday and Brads is going to be 6 on the 23rd of July.
You may wonder why am I in TX. and they are in FL. I came here for my Mom. She has alot of health issues and my brother is usesless. Well not totally he does call her sometimes.... asking for money... He lives in VA.
Have I ever told you I hate Houston?
Well the thought of a FL. trip is making me feel better already.
Off to call Continental....
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Have You?
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Posted:Jun 24, 2008 6:08 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2008 4:44 pm
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Have you ever done something
or not done something that has left you feeling bad, wishing you could undo what u did ???
Did you ever wish you could take back something you had said... or done?
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my promise
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Posted:Jun 19, 2008 8:27 pm
Last Updated:Jun 25, 2008 8:17 am
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I have never... nor will I ever behave myself in the bedroom.
I will always be very..... very bad.... And I will most definitely behave like a
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