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Blogs > rusty_nail > superfuous Shit DC

A nun with a bedpan of gasoline  

rusty_nail 74M  
37 posts
1/2/2021 7:38 am
A nun with a bedpan of gasoline

This has nothing t do with sex. I want entice a smile. here goes.

A nun's car ran out of gas. She proceeded walk the nearest gas station. On her arrival, she asked the attendant of he had a can she good put a bit of fuel in and get her car running. Then she would return with the can purchase more gasoline. The attendant advised the nun he no can for her. The nun then walked back the car. Searching for a container, she found a bedpan.
Off she went back the gas station. Returning with the small amount of gas, she began pour carefully into the tank.

Standing up the street where two men where watching the action of the nun.

One man said to the other "I know God can change water into wine. If that car starts, I am going to church this Sunday and every Sunday."

is my attempt for a smile. Tell me if I got er done please.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
1/8/2021 2:21 am

 lol...love this joke...

well....for me...i am not having sex for a while...i feel like i am turning into a nun....funny i am no getting holier, tho...lol...


rusty_nail replies on 1/8/2021 5:41 am:
Oh really? There might even be a kinky priest you could handle, unless he has already be transfer to lessen the church's troubles.[/color

PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 posts
1/2/2021 11:48 pm

 LOL I love nun jokes


rusty_nail 74M  
699 posts
1/2/2021 1:19 pm

 I am hoping for a smile.


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