I'm into fitness...
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Posted:Jul 19, 2015 8:07 am
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Every time I read that or something similar on someone's profile, I can't help but think of this image.
I saw that a few weeks ago and just can't stop cracking up whenever I look at it 
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Sweetheart.... Wellhung... Oh MY!
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Posted:Jul 16, 2015 2:32 am
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2016 7:12 am
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Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from WalMart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse. My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse. I'm sorry.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it. I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed aching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately - our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman' s thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: (logged off)
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I really have to thank senecaguy2 for posting that in a reply to a recent blog, and I am shamelessly reposting it because it is just about the funniest thing I have read in a long while.
Until next time...
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How stupid are you? Or maybe, how stupid do you think I am?
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Posted:Jul 10, 2015 2:19 pm
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2015 4:48 pm
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So my latest FriendFinder-x idiocy is too hilarious not to share. And probably one of the things about this story that makes it so amusing is that is it seriously a YEAR in the making!!
...so last year when I was going to PA for work I had emailed this guy on FriendFinder-x a few times, and at some point we exchanged so texted each other as well, but we had never actually met. Not great timing or whatever it was I don't really remember. It just didn't happen. No harm, no foul.
Recently, last month in fact, I had changed my travel location to NJ and he texted me again.... yadda yadda yadda... remember me, how are you, we should get together if you're in the area. So of course being the cya person I am I go back to my emails and see what we talked about last year, and check out his profile again to remind myself. Seems interesting. Pretty cute. And I reply and we text a few more times and plan to meet the next week I am in Jersey.
Then he sends me this...
Like three or four times over a few days, from a variety of different angles. I mean he is really working at getting me some great shots here. I will spare you the multitude of them as I am sure you can get the gist with that one pic.
I'm thinking a variety of things at this point. First is that I got a new phone (Samsung S6) and I'm thinking the image quality on it is really great, and it has this super zoom so you can see real up close. But then as I actually look I think "seriously?" You have got to be kidding me. Are you really that stupid? Do you think I am really that stupid? Don't you remember that you sent me photos of yourself before and ummm, how to put this... one of these things is not like the other. And what if we actually met? That somehow the picture you sent me and the real deal are the same and I just can't tell? OH. MY. GAWD.
So I play along for a while. I text him that you've sent me that already so send me one right now. Which he actually does. I was surprised because it was not one of the many pics he had sent over the prior days. This was legitimately him. I won't post it but ummm, how to put this... one of these things is not like the other. It was definitely the same as the year before.
So again I play along and continue to text. I must have been really bored that day.
me: What's up with the dildo pic?
he: What?
me: You messaged me you were "so hard" then sent a dildo pic then a real pic saying make it hard. Are you kidding me?
he: Ur mad now
me: You're amusing
he: What's that mean
me: Do you think I should be mad?
he: No why?
sidebar - at this point I just had to roll my eyes and called it a day. when I call you on your bullshit the least you can do it fess up and take it like a man. Was I really mad? no. Was I annoyed? yes. Was I done? yes. No time for liars and fakes.
he: Hello
he: hey u
he: hello
and a few more... I don't know if he stopped or not. I blocked his number on my phone so no more texts are coming through in any case so I don't really know or care.
Every time I think about this story though or tell someone about it, I just can't stop laughing. As stupid as it is, it was least good for a laugh. So on that note, I thank you JZ. You are truly a funny guy. But we are never getting together. Like ever.
Hope you all have a great day!
Until next time...
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Randomness and observations
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Posted:Jul 5, 2015 11:45 am
Last Updated:Jul 6, 2015 5:18 pm
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I really can't believe it's already July and I haven't posted a single thing since February. Where the heck is the time going?? Rhetorical question, I know. But it sometimes just has to be said. LoL.
I hope you all in the US are having a great Independence Day weekend! I have been enjoying the global warming immensely and have a killer tan going on. Bad joke I know, but I am in the SF bay area foothills and am looking forward to someday having beachfront property. The weather is just plain crazy these days and there is no way around it.
I've actually been having a good fucking year, and by that I mean a year of good fucking. I've been doing a lot of traveling to the East coast, which sucks. The travel sucks. I swear it is taking a fucking long time for teleportation to get invented. WTF scientists?? The work mildly sucks, but it was and is challenging so that's at least keeping me on my toes. Earlier in the year I was traveling to Tennessee. Right now I'm traveling to New Jersey. Both trips are just plain loooong. Too long. Going to TN was additionally painful because I had to connect to get there. That adds another hour both ways. My current flight to Newark is direct but it's still 5 1/2 hours of butt numbing uncomfortableness. Is that even a word?
Nashville was tremendously fun. I met a few FriendFinder-x'ers there and had a blast. I discovered a couple of things about myself in the process too. First, which I kind of knew before but it had been a while since I'd done it so I think I mostly just forgot how much I liked it, was that I am a HUGE fan of the sleepover. Don't get me wrong now, I do love just NSA fucking. Get in, get off, get out. Nothing wrong with that by any stretch of the imagination. What I like and missed about the sleepover was the frequency of sex that comes along with that. Rolling over in the middle of the night sex, and the waking up fuck are just about two of the best things in life. A big thank you to L for reminding me just how much fun that can be.
The second thing that I learned was that I squirt. That was all technique I'm sure and to this day I still have no idea what J did to make that happen, but holy cow! That is some crazy shit that goes on down there. The first time it happened I think we were both surprised. He seriously kept saying "holy shit, you are so fucking wet! Just look at this!" and then I would look and my mouth would drop open. I think it happened like four or five times but honestly I cannot even remember because my mind was officially blown.
I've also had a few trips with and to see my honey sollymon8. I can't even begin to describe how much fucking fun we have when we’re together. It's pretty epic to find someone that loves sex as much as you do, has the stamina to get busy for what seems like forever, is funny as hell and makes me laugh until I am crying, and who you can talk to for hours about just anything and everything.
Anyway…. that pretty much catches us up on my year. I hope you’re all having a great one too!
Until next time...
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How do you like your cock sucked?
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Posted:Feb 8, 2015 11:32 pm
Last Updated:Jul 5, 2015 11:39 am
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I honestly don't know what I was googling exactly, but this image came up and I was absolutely fascinated. The above got me thinking - how good can that really be? And is it really like a blowjob?
So I googled the product itself to see what it was all about. Seems pretty interesting. Battery operated. Apparently there are two rings of beads within the silicone cylinder that gently move up and down the shaft, imitating what I am not exactly sure but that's the deal. I'm not sure I would call this a blowjob machine. Seems more like a jackoff machine. Whether it does the job for you I guess depends on how you like to jerk off. This seems a bit limiting, but hey who am I to judge? I don't have a penis so it may very well be the best thing in the world.
Personally, I love sucking dick. There's nothing more empowering for a woman to literally have your guy by the balls and give him pleasure like only you can. I like to think I am pretty good at it. No complaints for sure (that I know of anyway), and I keep 'em coming back for more. Would you really complain if someone didn't suck your cock that well? Sure, the worst blowjob you had was still probably pretty good. Right? But I digress...
Part of what I like about giving blowjobs is the simple variety that can be put into play. There are seriously untold positions that you or he can be in. One of my favorites is the most simple - for him to be lying down on his back so that he really doesn't have to do anything but lay there and enjoy it, and I can move all over the place in the process. This gives me the freedom to use both my hands as well as my mouth, and also involve some breast rubbing too. And, lest we not forget, it also gives great access to the balls, which should just never be ignored. That's one of the things I think is really missing from that contraption - no variety and no ball action.
I do also like being on my back with my head at the edge of the bed and him standing facing me. This upside down bj gives a really different sensation and is great for two hands cupping and stroking the balls too.
I also like to make sure just every inch of the penis gets some attention. The glans, the frenulum, the top, sides and underneath of the shaft, the perenium, and depending on whether you're into it or not, even some ass play. What's most important is that you enjoy it.
Now... whether you want to cum from it or not, that's another thing. I've taken lots of guys to completion, but some people see it more as foreplay as opposed to the main event. Can't say anything negative about that!!
Questions for the day: How do you like your cock sucked? What is a must have or a "must do" for you?
Please do share what you like, and also what you love. I'm all about getting better so any feedback is appreciated!
Until next time...
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Goodbye 2014 and Ideas for 2015: Idiot of the week
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Posted:Dec 26, 2014 5:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2015 10:00 pm
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I have a great idea for a new blog series in 2015: Idiot of the Week
It pretty much writes itself. I simply wait for the emails to come in, and then I post them here. Here's the classic emails from this week that burned this idea into my mind:
CantGetEnuff223
Im a a recently single gl fit and hung professional wm in Nashville..would love to chat and hopefully play..nnn-nnn-nnnn Jeff (if you would like to text Jeff on my behalf just let me know  )
11/8/2014 8:01 pm
CantGetEnuff223
Good evening im Jeff...would def love to chat and hopefully play! Ive been in the lifestyle awhile and know my way around a woman lol..lets chat!
12/15/2014 8:50 pm
CantGetEnuff223
Really? Im a gl fit and hung guy and you dont respond tovme? But i see the old ugly guys on your testimonials that you did spend time with ....wow...ugly old and hairy...youck...you def have no tatse
12/24/2014 8:17 pm
CantGetEnuff223
Im actually 39 btw but oh well (In case you hadn't looked yet, his profile says he's 31. Don't you just love an online liar? )
12/24/2014 8:18 pm
Me
Oh well indeed. You "def have no" class or intelligence
(Here I replied with this little tidbit from my profile. Clearly, reading is a high expectation to have.)
12/26/2014 3:31 pm
CantGetEnuff223
If you wanna fuck fat old and ugly guys its def your prerogative...youre about the obly woman ive ever met on here that liles them the uglier amd smaller pecker the better
12/26/2014 3:36 pm
CantGetEnuff223
Some women are just retarded like yourself..i dont get it
12/26/2014 3:37 pm
CantGetEnuff223
But youre pretty old yourself so i shouldnt expect you like wrinled peter anyway
12/26/2014 3:38 pm
Bitches be crazy... apparently I am missing out on the CHANCE OF A LIFETIME being with this catch! I can't imagine why he's "recently single" and all that!! LMAO!! Thank you Jeff for the inaugural post of Idiot of the Week!
Happy New Year to all!!! (except you Jeff. You can suck it  )
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Sex toys and bondage...
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Posted:Dec 10, 2014 4:30 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2015 11:35 pm
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Two things keep coming up over and over in conversations with a couple of FriendFinder-x friends of mine. First is about our ideas around kinkiness. We all like to push the sexual envelope, more specifically in terms of domination and submission scenarios. One of my friends has experimented with D&S on both the receiving and giving ends. For the other, he's all about being dominant. There pretty much isn't a submissive bone in his entire body and I wouldn't have him any other way.
For me I do prefer being on the submissive end of the D&S experience. I had one complete and total sub-experience that seriously blew my mind and was wicked fun beyond anything I had imagined. There is something particularly enticing about being under someone's control that just gets me going. On the other hand, I also have had a couple of Domme experiences that were interesting as well. One of them was purely mental and all online. I had been talking with another FriendFinder-x friend that wanted me to be his Domme so we were experimenting with that via email and chat for a while. To be completely honest, I found it a bit exhausting. It was and/or is now definitely not in my nature to be completely domineering sexually, and in particular this having to make stuff up that I wanted him to do virtually was just weird to me. Had I had more experience in real life or if we had been together in person it might have been different but I just couldn't get into it very much, so after a couple months of trying to make it work I just had to call it a day. Interesting while it lasted to be sure.
Getting back to my other friend though, we actually had an in-person experience with me being dominating that was more, ummm, productive than my virtual domatrixing. Ha ha, is that even a word? It is now! But that get us to the second topic of conversation, which is about sex toys. One of the reasons that our encounter was successful with me in the domme role was all about the toys and apparatus that I had at my disposal. He actually has a fuck bench with shackles for the arms and legs and straps to hold your head down as well. Once I had him in that particular contraption it was very easy to get creative. Cock ties, vibrators, spanking, and of course sliding underneath for easy access to the goods!
But as I said before, I do prefer to be on the submissive end of things. Much to my pleasure, just a couple weeks ago my favorite fb introduced me to a new toy he had purchased. We didn't take any pics of me in it (yet!) but I did find these ones online that pretty much are the same thing, and also pretty much show me in the two basic positions that this thing allows.
It's your basic spreader bar, with four Velcro straps attached to the bar to put your wrists and ankles into. It was incredibly easy to get into. I think it took less than a minute to get it attached. There are two primary things that the bar then does for you and your partner. First, it pretty much immobilizes the person in it. When I got into it I was on my back and I really couldn't move much at all, other than perhaps rolling myself into a ball and trying to roll away. But, nah, that would have defeated the whole purpose so was not happening. I definitely couldn't move my legs, and my knees were separated by my arms so I couldn't get those together either. It was a pretty provocative position to be in, that's for sure. I also couldn't use my hands. That was probably the part that took the most time to get used to. I usually use my hands a lot - caressing, touching, grabbing, stroking... you name it. In the bar though I couldn't touch anything. Even myself. I could kind of reach my feet to hold on but that was about it. Eventually I stopped trying and just went with it.
At some point in our little bondage adventure, I got rolled over into the other pictured position. It's your basic doggy. Done it a million times. Well ok, maybe not a million but you know what I mean. The thing that the spreader bar does though is keep you absolutely in the perfect position the whole time. There just is no moving. Usually when I am doing doggy, I will get moved forward and sometimes will have my head down or sometimes will be up on my hands. Lots of movement is actually possible. With the bar, there just isn't any. You are set up to get fucked, plain and simple. And because I couldn't move anyway, that was the entire focus of my attention. I didn't have to think about where my hands were, or if my knees were sliding forward, or if I had to readjust my arch. It was too fucking perfect.
All in all, I'd give the spreader bar a big thumbs up! We will definitely be using that toy again!
Question for the day: Have you tried one of these yourself? Please share your experiences
Hope you enjoyed it! Until next time...
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WHAT IS UP with the ducklips photos?????
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Posted:Nov 12, 2014 9:24 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2015 9:33 am
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I seriously don't think I can take it anymore. Can someone please, please, please tell me when selfies with duck lips became a "thing" and who on this great Earth decided that it was a good thing?
It has GOT to be just about the worst look someone can make when taking a picture.
There are a lot of opinions on what makes a great profile picture. I wrote another blog about the kinds of photos I have seen on people's profiles here: What kind of pics do YOU like
I like all kinds of pics really. Just NOT the ducklips. EVER. Once I see that is in someone's profile, I immediately look the other way. And honestly, most of you are probably used to seeing this as a girl thing. I get that. It's all over the internet, and these women are killing me slowly. But here on a.f.f. I see it in MEN's profiles. That's who emails me. Guys. With duck lip photos. Seriously??
I know I am generalizing beyond rational thought, but when I see ducklips in a pic I just plain think less of that person, and more specifically I think they are not too bright. For me, ducklips screams idiot. How many times do you guys want to be mocked for making duck lips? You have to know you're asking for it. The name alone says it all. Duck. Lips. Need I say more?
So for today's question... Am I overreacting? Ok probably yes, so don't answer that.
Just tell me whether you agree or not.
Until next time... Happy selfie posing!! Just don't do duck lips!! 
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Why FriendFinder-x chat doesn't do it for me...
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Posted:Oct 13, 2014 1:15 pm
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2014 4:25 am
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So there's this thing FriendFinder-x does when you log in via a mobile device where it automatically puts you in the IM app. When I'm on my pc I pretty much NEVER go into IM unless there is someone on that I already know in there and they email me to say get in and let's chat because they see I'm online. Other than that, I just don't use it. Call me crazy, but I prefer email. A well though out message with some articulate content is one of the better ways I will get to know you and decide if I want to know more.
So given all that, the auto-login to the mobile IM feature is rather annoying from my perspective. It makes guys think I'm on there because I want to chat when I really don't. If there was a way to log off chat in the mobile app I would do it every time.
I know I've written a couple of posts about idiotic emails but the IM messages are even worse. As much as some of the emails that I get are either horrifying and/or hilarious, the IM messages are a whole other category. Case in point:
"any interest?"
Ummm, okay, I'll bite. Any interest in what?
Global warming? Yes. I find it fascinating that there are people that still don't believe it's a real thing, and I'm doing my small part to try to reduce my carbon footprint.
A good movie or book? Yes. I don't see movies that often but read all the time. I love losing myself in a good story. If you haven't read Gone Girl, do before you go see the movie.
An awesome meal and a strong margarita or a good Malbec? Yes. I love food. I have curves for a very good reason and that reason is calories. That saying "nothing tastes better than skinny feels"... you've heard that one. Clearly those people don't get enough good food to eat, because nothing is better than chocolate or bacon.
Whether the SF Giants can keep up the momentum and take it all the way to the World Series? Absofuckinglutely. I have a terrible crush on Buster Posey and don't care who knows it.
Beyond that, I'm gonna have to pass and shake my head at you and just plain NOT reply to your hugely vague IM. Not only are you hundreds and hundreds of miles away from me, but clearly you neither know what you're looking for (as apparent by your lack of any way to communicate that via the written word), nor have you anything even remotely interesting to say on any topic that would make me want to engage in some sort of dialog with you. Sorry dude, THIS is why no one replies to your lame IM messages. They are, in fact, lame.
On the other hand:
"i want to bury my tounge deep inside ur ass"
Typo aside, that one actually got a reaction from me. First of all I laughed. I couldn't help it. I have a twisted sense of humor, I know. I was just thinking to myself over and over "really?!?! seriously?!?! Who even says that?" But then I remembered I was on FriendFinder-x and tons in people do, including me, so I let that one go. I won't hold crass talk against you for too long. Ha ha! And then I thought well at least I don't have to guess what he's looking for, as he pretty much put it right there in black and white. So, I clicked on his profile to check out the goods. Cute. Maybe too cute. Well written profile so I know he does actually have the ability to form a clear thought. Great pics. Oh my. Really great pics. Hmmmm... Thinking. Thinking. Thinking. Ok, I'll reply. "Ok, you have my attention." We proceeded to have what I would then characterize as a very normal conversation on IM. We didn't end up meeting due to schedules but it was a good chat nonetheless.
So what does this mean in the grand IM scheme of things? For me, it's this. Boring and vague will get you nowhere with me. I just don't do boring. You really just have to be prepared to BRING IT and do it in a fashion that will not only capture my attention but hold it as well. While I may not ever initiate a conversation on IM, when I am on my mobile device I may in fact click over there to see who has messaged me, and maybe, just maybe, if it's original enough and I'm in the right mood, you may just have started something good.
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What kind of pics do YOU like??
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Posted:Sep 26, 2014 5:18 pm
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2015 4:07 pm
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I was perusing the blog pages the other day and made a note to myself that people seem to like certain types of pictures of theirs over others, and that seems to manifest itself in both the pics they choose to post of themselves on their blog entries as well as their profile pics. What do I mean by that? Let's break it down.
but first... something funny.
heh... I just love Calvin.
Alright, back to business. From the both male and female profiles that I have perved, and believe me I have looked at a lot of profiles over the past year plus that I've been on this site, a lot of people (not ALL but a lot) post pics in what I would say are one of three categories.
First are the dick or pussy pics. These people are open for business! I love it!! These are most definitely the a.f.f. bread and butter in terms of attracting new members. Personally, a pussy pic doesn't really do anything for me, mostly because I own a bunch of handheld mirrors and know mine intimately, but I do enjoy a good dick pic. I know a lot of women say they hate seeing pics of a guys penis but seriously, what's up with that? Now let's face it, dicks do look weird. As Elaine once said on Seinfeld, "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things." And granted, not all dick pics look good. Some are downright scary. Others are just, you know, meh. Others make me think "my goodness you're just going to hurt someone with that." And still others I put on my favorites list because I just love love love looking at them over and over. A really nice dick will make me wet as hell and horny as all get out. It can be a deal breaker too if I am thinking about meeting someone. But that's another blog I need to write someday...  . I'm sure pics of women's pussy's fall into similar categories - scary, meh, yikes, and wow. I don't have any of those on my own profile because frankly they are just really hard to take! You're probably laughing at that, but I'm totally serious! The lighting has to be right, you have to be at the right angle, and sometimes you just can't hold your camera the right way and click the button to take the pic. Just sayin'
Second are the general body pics, but with no glaring privates showing. Most people are semi-clothed, so either wearing underwear or something otherwise minimalist to provide some eye candy. Women are fortunate to have a lot of options here, which I find super fun. Lingerie, bra and panty sets, corsets, costumes, and every possible clothing option. Sometimes I write to people to say I loved their outfit and ask where did they get it because I want it too. LOL Guys on the other hand tend to do this clothing thing primarily from the waist down. Again, lots of underwear, but also lots of jeans and that's it, which I think can be a very sexy look. One pic I see a lot is the clever draping of a towel around front. Leaves LOTS to the imagination!!
And last but not least are who I call the "normal people" who post pics of themselves going about their day to day activities and doing the stuff they like to do... hanging out with friends, traveling, working, being fit and active, and just plain having a good 'ol time and being themselves. I'd say the majority of people that have pics like this also have face pics of themselves smiling. When I see someone smiling it makes me smile back  . These people look like they are content with life and know how to enjoy themselves.
Of course, I am completely generalizing with all of the above, I know that. I think it is absolutely fascinating how much people share about themselves on here. I really don't remember how I cam across a.f.f in the first place, but I sure am glad I did.
So for today's question... What kind of picture poster are YOU??? And do you look for the same kind of pics that you have posted, or do you prefer another category?
Until next time... Happy picture posting!!
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Dammit!! And it's not even Friday yet...
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Posted:Sep 24, 2014 5:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 1, 2014 8:39 pm
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I'm used to seeing all the new bugs arf releases each friday so it's not a surprise anymore. But THIS?!?!?!?!
Seriously, WTF a.f.f?? NOT COOL changing this info on my profile. NOT COOL.
Someone needs to get fired over that one.
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