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scoupe42 58M  
6501 posts
9/9/2021 10:16 pm

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9/15/2021 6:21 am

There a movie titles, you might think the movie is a porno. Check out my version of the movie!

I hope you like my adult version on the "Title " of the movie. I go. Please don't get offended! Just having fun.

1. The Movie, The 400 Blows. There a named Sally that love and Suck! She heard about a contest that had 400 guys and she would get $20 for each dick she sucks, so she said "FUCK it!" and gave 400 Blows, she made that MONEY! But in the end her face look like a glazed Donut!

2. Wreck it Ralph- The adult version. Ralph could do nothing right, he couldn't walk and chew chewing at the sametime. BUT, Ralph knew how FUCK ! He put an ad Craiglist, saying if the any woman that wanted be Fucked well! This woman answer the ad and contact Ralph. After they Fucked, she Ralph, you tore up this Pussy ! He said, Baby, you talking Wreck it Ralph Baby! Wrecking Pussy is what I do!

3. Two Mules for Sister Sarah- First of Sarah was a Nypho, and could not be satisfied ever. No one in the Village came close satisfying her. He brother came home and put the two Mules he just bought in the barn. Then he went in the house. Sarah was walking and heard the Mules making noise. Sarah when in the barn. Then something happen. Later the brother went the barn, Sarah was naked laying the hay with Mules, 3 of them had a cigarette in their mouths. Sarah said, I'm finally satisfied. Her brother said Hmmm, 2 Mules for sister Sarah.

4.Winter's Bone. John got ED bad! His dick can't get hard! Soft a cottonball. The first snow came, his got hard and he was fucking! After having sex with this woman, he got the Title of "Winter's Bone". Fuck in the winter, dick soft in the summer.

5.Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs- Snow White love fucking midgets, so this midget ask her come Holiday Inn Express fuck! She said OK. He told her, that he was going to bring his boys, she said kewl! She go to the room and fucked them . End of story!

6. Gone in 60 second. This is a story about Nate if he was around in the colonial times he would be a "Minute man". Nate was a non-fucking Motherfucker! He was fast and quick, never ever satisfied any woman! This woman give Nate a chance, they fucked. Within 60 second Nate already nutted, when the bathroom and washed his dick, got dressed and heading for his car. The women open eyes and realized that Nate was "Gone in 60 second". That non-fucking Motherfucker!

7. The harder they come, the new title is "The harder they cum. Roscoe was a brother that when he fucked the women soak his mattress. Someone asked, him if that happens the time? Roscoe said, yes, when I HIT that spot, "The Harder they cum"!

8. Midnight Meat Train- The adult version, a 3 hours train ride, that cost a hundred dollaes for the guys and free for the nymphos. The guys fucks the nymphos for the 3 hours, then when get destination, they get off the train. Then other guys a hundred dollars each, take the train back, then they get 3 hours fuck the nymphos!

9. The longest yard. Roxanne always wanted be fucked by somebody with , twelve () inches, everyone was a short! She went Craiglist look for someone with , Twelve inches. Herb answered the ad, but Herb had Fourteen inches. After she fucked Herb, she knew she finally had, "The longest yard".

. Fun with Dick and Jane, new title "Fun with Dick in jane"! Some guy is having fun. Who? The guy who'se dick in Jane, that who!











scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/12/2021 12:02 pm

    Quoting lunchandconvo:
    For real... Chuck Palahniuk who is famous for writing Fight Club... wrote this novel I have read called Snuff. It is about Cassie who wants to top her porn career having sex with 600 men on film...
Hi, wow, they should change the title to "Sore"!


lunchandconvo 51F
3705 posts
9/12/2021 8:51 am

For real... Chuck Palahniuk who is famous for writing Fight Club... wrote this novel I have read called Snuff. It is about Cassie who wants to top her porn career having sex with 600 men on film...


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/10/2021 12:52 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Very nice!!

    Heres my Dirty Dozen:

    Any Which Way But Loose

    The Shallows

    Jaws

    Up

    Idle Hands

    Anaconda

    For Your Eyes Only

    Ok. Half dozen. Lol
Maybe soon, it's do another take what the titles you suggested. Thanks!


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/10/2021 12:38 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    You really put some sexy spins on these old classics my friend. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..
Thanks Temp, you have a good weekend too!~


Tmptrzz 58F
102544 posts
9/10/2021 9:42 am

You really put some sexy spins on these old classics my friend. I hope your Friday is a great start to your weekend..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/10/2021 6:17 am

Thanks my brotha.


Paulxx001 64M
21555 posts
9/10/2021 5:09 am

Worthy titles! 👍 😊


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/10/2021 5:00 am

Morning my friend, "Wrecking Pussy is what he do! Thanks for stopping by


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/10/2021 4:58 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Very nice!!

    Heres my Dirty Dozen:

    Any Which Way But Loose

    The Shallows

    Jaws

    Up

    Idle Hands

    Anaconda

    For Your Eyes Only

    Ok. Half dozen. Lol
On these you can do your parady on these, thanks for viewing


PonyGirl1965 55F
18906 posts
9/10/2021 1:22 am

I would totally fuck Wreck It Ralph!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
1904 posts
9/10/2021 1:14 am

Very nice!!

Heres my Dirty Dozen:

Any Which Way But Loose

The Shallows

Jaws

Up

Idle Hands

Anaconda

For Your Eyes Only

Ok. Half dozen. Lol

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


scoupe42 58M  
12526 posts
9/9/2021 10:24 pm

Black Snake Moan, new tile "Black Snake Bone "! On the plantation, Ruthie, master daughter alway had Jingle Fever. She notice that Steve the slave might be the oldest slave, for Steve was old as hell! But she know he had the biggest package. One day she talked Steve to go to the barn and she got naked. Steve tore that pussy up! And gave her his Black Snake Bone!


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