It's a Demon!
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Posted:Sep 26, 2016 7:13 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2016 7:12 pm
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Oh, wait, it's just a bunch of hangers falling off the end of my bed....
I've been watching WAY TO MUCH scary shit on the boob tube. Every time I hear a noise I'm certain there is a hideous, supernatural being that is the cause of it all.
This is not good for me, or my sleep issues!
It doesn't help that I'm afraid of the dark, I have been for as long as I can remember. When I was a I was afraid to be outside after dark, which made camping a complete nightmare. (We camped often in the summer, I still hate it to this day.)
Thankfully I've outgrown a lot of that, otherwise it would make working nights a real bitch.
There is something to say about the power of suggestion, though. While I don't really believe in a lot of that stuff, if you see it enough in an entertainment venue, you begin to question the possibility of it's existence.
I think I'm going to have to limit myself to watching this stuff only when I have adult companionship.
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Secret Confession
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Posted:Sep 25, 2016 6:51 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 10:48 am
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I LOVE bread!!!
Oh, wait, that's Oprah.....
My secret confession?
I have a bizarro crush on Zach galifianakis.
Who wouldn't love this crazy man??
He has a new movie coming out soon, with Owen Wilson, and I can't WAIT to see it!
I've always had a soft spot for the short, stocky guys. My ex-husband is proof of that....
Those short guys usually have a big cock.
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Workplace Drama
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Posted:Sep 24, 2016 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 8:13 pm
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Is it vindictive of me to secretly feel pleased that my manager got in big trouble the other day?
I'm not normally like this, it just pisses me off at times when he's always on a smoke break, or hanging out at the registers to ring everyone up because he steals their sales.
Then brags because he has top sales status.
Not once has he EVER dressed according to dress code, either.
I smiled inwardly when he told me the number of times the district manager told him she could fire him for his various policy violations. She actually sent him home to change.
Perhaps now he won't feel so invincible.....
It's time he becomes part of our team instead of acting like he is the team.
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New Season, New Feet
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Posted:Sep 23, 2016 10:04 am
Last Updated:Oct 2, 2019 4:45 am
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I accidentally snapped this photo the other day when I picked my up for football , it's kind of grown on me.
If it gets approved, it will probably be my profile for a while, until I get some cool fall shots.
Bare feet, fall leaves?? Who wouldn't love that!
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The List
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Posted:Sep 22, 2016 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 10:49 am
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I don't really talk about the number of sexual partners I've had in my lifetime.
Honestly, I'm a little ashamed at how high the number is. In all actuality, I don't even really know the true number, because as I sat down to create the list of names, I realized I didn't even remember names for a few men, and a few one night stands had found their way back into my memory hours after I gave up the disheartening task of creating the stupid list.
I wonder how many other guys I've literally forgotten about.
A few years ago I made the conscious decision to change my ways. I wanted a more meaningful relationship with someone who I could focus my attentions on for more than just a fleeting moment. Oddly, it's not as easy as you may think.
The hard part is, I always feel that urge to move on.
I can't help but wonder, does this feeling ever go away?
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Open mouth, insert foot.
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 7:23 pm
Last Updated:Oct 3, 2016 8:14 pm
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I really need to start keeping my thoughts to myself.
A coworker of mine brought some fruit to work today. Normally it's an exciting thing when someone brings in goodies.....
This fruit looked like it had sat around in her fridge for a week.
It had been sitting out for a while before I got there and fruit flies were everywhere. A cloud of them swarmed up as I passed where they were sitting and I exclaimed, "how long has this rancid fruit been sitting out??"
Honestly, I was a little grossed out. Who would eat something that flies crawled all over?
"Ssshhhh...." I heard a tiny whisper coming from one of the isles in the back room.
Oh shit!
"What?" I whispered back.
"[Coworker] brought it in today. She's in the bathroom."
"Crap. You think she heard me?"
She heard me. Her shift was ending as mine was starting, and I noticed she took her fruit with her.
Thank God....
But, I did feel kind of terrible. Rancid or not, she did mean well.
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Transported in Time
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Posted:Sep 21, 2016 6:35 am
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 7:31 pm
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Every once in while a memory is triggered that I haven't had in a long time.
Sometimes it's a sight, or a smell, or a particular song that plays on the radio......
I had a dream about an old friend last night, I haven't thought about him in a long, long time.
It was this time of year that we had started dating, way back when. Eighteen feels like a lifetime ago, now.
I dreamed about the time we had ventured off on a back road and parked out under the stars. It was a beautiful night, we spent the night laying on a blanket in the grass, staring up at the sky.
I miss the innocence of those days.
When it wasn't just sex, it was making love. When a kiss was romantic and not just a precursor to sex. When I got butterflies in my stomach just at the thought of being with a guy.
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A man with crabs?
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Posted:Sep 20, 2016 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 7:13 pm
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Or a guy playing pocket pool....
Either way, something I definitely don't want to see at work.
Sigh... It does feel good to be home at last.
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An M&M in a Sea of Skittles
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Posted:Sep 19, 2016 7:01 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2016 7:29 am
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Went to a Harvest Festival yesterday......
I stuck out like a sore thumb in the sea of tye dye, hairy women, and men with ZZ Top beards.
Every once in a while you must venture outside your comfort zone and experience those things you normally wouldn't experience.
Why?
It really allows you to appreciate your life and the niche you have carved out for yourself.
I have to say, while the hipster/enlightened proclaim to spread peace and love and acceptance, I find that's not really the case. Unless you are a vegan practicing sustainable living somewhere off the grid, you're shunned and looked down upon as a societal conformist of the machine.
Apparently I am expected to accept them as is but they do not have to do the same for me.
I had someone ask me what I did for a living, and when I told her, she wrinkled her nose up in disgust and exclaimed how she hated the products we sold.
Classy!
I ended up taking the higher ground and bit my tongue because, while I might not have hairy armpits and a head full of dreads, I really am a peaceful person and can accept the fact that some people are just assholes.
I think I'll stick with my niche.
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It's midnight, I'm home alone....
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Posted:Sep 17, 2016 9:21 pm
Last Updated:Sep 20, 2016 4:04 am
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And I'm watching a scary movie.
What the heck is wrong with me?!?
I know I'm easily freaked out, this is the LAST thing I should be doing! The problem is, I started the movie earlier today before I headed off to work and didn't get a chance to finish watching it.
Let's just hope I don't end up having nightmares all night.
Wish me luck!
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Damn my feet hurt!
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Posted:Sep 16, 2016 8:37 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2016 9:16 pm
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Note to self: NEVER wear the brown flats to work EVER again.
I want to die.
It's been a long time since my feet have been this bad, I can barely walk. The lady in the downstairs apartment stared at me as I gingerly made my way up the sidewalk and into the building tonight.
She probably thinks I'm crazy.
Practically tip toeing, slowly making my way past her door.... I'm still not able to stand straight without wincing in pain.
Holy crap!
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You know it's time to do laundry when...
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Posted:Sep 15, 2016 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2016 3:11 am
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The only underwear you have left to wear is the uncomfortable underwear.
Yep, I've been pretty lazy the past week. I am DEFINITELY doing some laundry tomorrow. I don't think I can handle another work night picking my panties out of my ass.
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Lasagna. It's what's for dinner!
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Posted:Sep 14, 2016 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2016 7:39 pm
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I make a killer shortcut lasagna.
Oven ready noodles, Ragu, ground beef, ricotta, shredded cheese.
Couldn't be simpler, and it's literally been years since I've made a lasagna. True Italians and those who cook everything from scratch are probably horrified with my creation....
But, I digress.
I'm a single working mom juggling life, work, , birthday parties, and sporting events.
If I can't put a meal together in less than a half hour, it's not happening.
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