Because sex and alcohol fixes it all....  

secret_lade 47F
14432 posts
3/13/2021 1:06 pm
Because sex and alcohol fixes it all....

I spent the evening drinking alcohol and the rest of the night having sex.

Not gonna lie, was a lil bit of a rough day for me yesterday.

One of those days where everything feels like a struggle and you find yourself picking up 400 employee badges from off the floor, out of your garbage, and scattered across your desk.... Because you were frustrated when you grabbed the holder and tipped sideways allowing badges spill out everywhere.

Fantastic!

The true highlight of my day, however, was the moment I decided peel back my covers and crawl into bed.

My guest had spent time with me before, so he was familiar with the TV in my bedroom and attempting to find the movie we had been watching while I started to undress.

Peeling back the covers, I went to positon my pillows when I happened to notice something sitting on my bed directly below a pillow.

It was this....



At some point during the day, the Spawn had decided to hide this little treasure in my bed, probably on my pillow.... But it had managed to slip down and find itself in its present location.

A true proud parent moment if ever was one....

How often does one find themselves in the midst of climbing into bed with a lover discover the creepy, severed head of their Spawn's demon doll??

certainly lends a unique ambiance.

Oh, but I DO love my Spawn for those very antics!!

's never a dull moment....

Happy Saturday!

secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/15/2021 8:07 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Lucky fellow!

    I love your girl's sense of humour, high jinks are great fun!
She came home from her dad's house today.... I showed her the pic of the head and asked if that was her handiwork. She said "I thought you could appreciate the gesture." What a stinker!


lindoboy100 59M  
23968 posts
3/15/2021 5:47 am

Lucky fellow!

I love your girl's sense of humour, high jinks are great fun!


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/14/2021 3:27 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It was your lover that was meant to be receiving 'head'
Oh my... LOL Who says he didn't?


citizen4722 64M  
74169 posts
3/14/2021 1:51 pm

It was your lover that was meant to be receiving 'head'


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/14/2021 12:12 am

    Quoting KX450F2016:
    At least someone's getting laid!!.... and "head" too!!
Not exactly the kind of head I was picturing, though.....


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/14/2021 12:11 am

    Quoting Lickyums:
    Use your head.....or give head? Hmmmm could be either. Lol
Could be both.... LOL


Lickyums 50M
25 posts
3/13/2021 11:12 pm

Use your head.....or give head? Hmmmm could be either. Lol


KX450F2016 53M  
192 posts
3/13/2021 7:51 pm

At least someone's getting laid!!.... and "head" too!!


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:54 pm

I can't remember now.... The movie watching ended the moment we climbed into bed.


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:50 pm

    Quoting benard69:
    Hopefully the movie you 2 was watching wasn't the Godfather...
Oh my... Ha ha ha ha. No, was not the Godfather.


Paulxx001 64M  
22481 posts
3/13/2021 5:44 pm

what movie did u watch?


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:43 pm

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    pround moma!!!!................now how was the sex????????
All my faves... Hair pulled, bottom spanked, middle of the night nookie..... He isn't a close sleeper though, sometimes I miss being held.


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:35 pm

    Quoting ProfessorNaught:
    While the alcohol was probably numbing and the sex equally stimulating, somehow I'd bet the treat was the best part

    btw: you may over emphasis size where shape stands out [ yeeess its encoded ]
I think that was the hardest I'd laughed all day when I glanced upon that surprise. My daughter is a true mini me to me.....


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:31 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    The term “giving head” is now gonna give me string filled nightmares. Thanks
Glad I could be of assistance. Lol


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:30 pm

    Quoting  :

It was a good evening.... A nice break from the doldrums I've been experiencing.


benard69 64M/64F  
6276 posts
3/13/2021 5:29 pm

Hopefully the movie you 2 was watching wasn't the Godfather...


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:26 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    That looks like "Coraline".
It's funny you say that.... The first thing I asked her when I saw it was, am I going to wake up some morning with buttons seen to my eyes?? Lol


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 5:24 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    I am jealous of all of you getting sex. You know what they say; good things come to those who wait so I will be waiting a little longer.
Good things do come to those who wait....


flannel_light 59F  
4490 posts
3/13/2021 5:17 pm

I am jealous of all of you getting sex. You know what they say; good things come to those who wait so I will be waiting a little longer.

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


mc_justmc 61M  
6927 posts
3/13/2021 4:36 pm

That looks like "Coraline".


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2371 posts
3/13/2021 3:46 pm

The term “giving head” is now gonna give me string filled nightmares. Thanks

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


ProfessorNaught 109M
1397 posts
3/13/2021 3:19 pm

While the alcohol was probably numbing and the sex equally stimulating, somehow I'd bet the treat was the best part

btw: you may over emphasis size where shape stands out [ yeeess its encoded ]


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8114 posts
3/13/2021 3:10 pm

pround moma!!!!................now how was the sex????????


secret_lade 47F
9004 posts
3/13/2021 1:12 pm

I spent the evening drinking alcohol and the rest of the night having sex.

Not gonna lie, it was a lil bit of a rough day for me yesterday.

One of those days where everything feels like a struggle and you find yourself picking up 400 employee name badges from off the floor, out of your garbage, and scattered across your desk.... Because you were frustrated when you grabbed the holder and it tipped sideways allowing badges to spill out everywhere.

Fantastic!

The true highlight of my day, however, was the moment I decided to peel back my covers and crawl into bed.

My guest had spent time with me before, so he was familiar with the TV in my bedroom and attempting to find the movie we had been watching while I started to undress.

Peeling back the covers, I went to positon my pillows when I happened to notice something sitting on my bed directly below a pillow.

It was this....

*Just a note - This is a photo recreation, but this is exactly how I found it.

At some point during the day, the Spawn had decided to hide this little treasure in my bed, probably on my pillow.... But it had managed to slip down and find itself in its present location.

A true proud parent moment if there ever was one....

How often does one find themselves in the midst of climbing into bed with a lover only to discover the creepy, severed head of their Spawn's demon doll??

It certainly lends to a unique ambiance.

Oh, but I DO love my Spawn for those very antics!!

It's never a dull moment....

Happy Saturday


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