My day summed up in one sentence.  

secret_lade 47F
14481 posts
2/6/2021 4:26 pm
My day summed up in one sentence.


Went the store for toilet paper, came home with paper towel.

Yah....

This is what happens when you don't stock with a lifetime supply of toilet paper at the beginning of a pandemic!

I didn't actually notice until I got home and told the Spawn to put the toilet paper under the bathroom sink.

"Mom! I thought you said to put the toilet paper under the sink."

"I did."

"Then why did you hand me paper towel?"

"I didn't."

"Yes you did."

She danced her way down the hall and and flamboyantly held out a 2 pack, double roll package of paper towels.

"Well, shit. Guess I need to start reading the words that follow 'double roll'."

Dancing her way back down the hall, I could hear her singing....

"It's a paper towel weekend, from out of the blue... Wiping our<b> butts </font></b>with paper towels, ewwww....."

Happy Saturday!

secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/8/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    that song made my day lol
Have you ever heard the song "It's raining tacos"? That song, these words... LOL


dayzeeme 53F
7024 posts
2/7/2021 9:48 pm

that song made my day lol


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/7/2021 2:39 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It could be worse. Imagine if it was sandpaper
Yikes! I cringed just reading that! Lol


citizen4722 64M  
74243 posts
2/7/2021 8:43 am

It could be worse. Imagine if it was sandpaper


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/7/2021 3:30 am

I take comfort in knowing I'm not alone. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/6/2021 10:40 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    We use Brawny, it's more absorbent.
Brawny.... that's a macho paper towel. Even the packaging.... plaid shirt and 5 day stubble.


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/6/2021 10:36 pm

    Quoting SingleInGR:
    LOL, I can see how that could happen if you were not really looking closely at the packaging when in the paper products isle.

    Well, look at it this way, if you have a spill or need to clean a window or mirror in the bathroom, you are prepared and planned ahead for many uses.

    : )
Found it on a skid in the center isle.... I knew it was too easy to be true! Should have just trucked my ass to the back of the store.


flannel_light 59F  
4492 posts
2/6/2021 10:35 pm

It happens to us all at some point.😂

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/6/2021 10:33 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only one!


mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
2/6/2021 7:33 pm

We use Brawny, it's more absorbent.


topherific 59M
5190 posts
2/6/2021 6:20 pm


SingleInGR 54M
360 posts
2/6/2021 6:19 pm

LOL, I can see how that could happen if you were not really looking closely at the packaging when in the paper products isle.

Well, look at it this way, if you have a spill or need to clean a window or mirror in the bathroom, you are prepared and planned ahead for many uses.

: )


Funcause 61M

2/6/2021 6:14 pm

Lol. I have done that


secret_lade 47F
9042 posts
2/6/2021 4:27 pm

Went to the store for toilet paper, came home with paper towel.

Yah....

This is what happens when you don't stock up with a lifetime supply of toilet paper at the beginning of a pandemic!

I didn't actually notice until I got home and told the Spawn to put the toilet paper under the bathroom sink.

"Mom! I thought you said to put the toilet paper under the sink."

"I did."

"Then why did you hand me paper towel?"

"I didn't."

"Yes you did."

She danced her way down the hall and and flamboyantly held out a 2 pack, double roll package of paper towels.

"Well, shit. Guess I need to start reading the words that follow 'double roll'."

Dancing her way back down the hall, I could hear her singing....

"It's a paper towel weekend, from out of the blue... Wiping our butts with paper towels, ewwww....."

Happy Saturday!


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