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My day summed up in one sentence.  

secret_lade 49F
14127 posts
2/6/2021 4:26 pm
My day summed up in one sentence.


Went the store for toilet paper, came home with paper towel.

Yah....

This is what happens when you don't stock with a lifetime supply of toilet paper at the beginning of a pandemic!

I didn't actually notice until I got home and told the Spawn to put the toilet paper under the bathroom sink.

"Mom! I thought you said to put the toilet paper under the sink."

"I did."

"Then why did you hand me paper towel?"

"I didn't."

"Yes you did."

She danced her way down the hall and and flamboyantly held out a 2 pack, double roll package of paper towels.

"Well, shit. Guess I need to start reading the words that follow 'double roll'."

Dancing her way back down the hall, I could hear her singing....

"It's a paper towel weekend, from out of the blue... Wiping our<b> butts </font></b>with paper towels, ewwww....."

Happy Saturday!

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/8/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting dayzeeme:
    that song made my day lol
Have you ever heard the song "It's raining tacos"? That song, these words... LOL


dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
2/7/2021 9:48 pm

that song made my day lol


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/7/2021 2:39 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It could be worse. Imagine if it was sandpaper
Yikes! I cringed just reading that! Lol


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
2/7/2021 8:43 am

It could be worse. Imagine if it was sandpaper


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/7/2021 3:30 am

I take comfort in knowing I'm not alone. LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/6/2021 10:40 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    We use Brawny, it's more absorbent.
Brawny.... that's a macho paper towel. Even the packaging.... plaid shirt and 5 day stubble.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/6/2021 10:36 pm

    Quoting SingleInGR:
    LOL, I can see how that could happen if you were not really looking closely at the packaging when in the paper products isle.

    Well, look at it this way, if you have a spill or need to clean a window or mirror in the bathroom, you are prepared and planned ahead for many uses.

    : )
Found it on a skid in the center isle.... I knew it was too easy to be true! Should have just trucked my ass to the back of the store.


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
2/6/2021 10:35 pm

It happens to us all at some point.😂

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/6/2021 10:33 pm

I'm glad I'm not the only one!


mc_justmc 63M

2/6/2021 7:33 pm

We use Brawny, it's more absorbent.


topherific 61M
5209 posts
2/6/2021 6:20 pm


SingleInGR 56M
360 posts
2/6/2021 6:19 pm

LOL, I can see how that could happen if you were not really looking closely at the packaging when in the paper products isle.

Well, look at it this way, if you have a spill or need to clean a window or mirror in the bathroom, you are prepared and planned ahead for many uses.

: )


Funcause 63M

2/6/2021 6:14 pm

Lol. I have done that


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
2/6/2021 4:27 pm

Went to the store for toilet paper, came home with paper towel.

Yah....

This is what happens when you don't stock up with a lifetime supply of toilet paper at the beginning of a pandemic!

I didn't actually notice until I got home and told the Spawn to put the toilet paper under the bathroom sink.

"Mom! I thought you said to put the toilet paper under the sink."

"I did."

"Then why did you hand me paper towel?"

"I didn't."

"Yes you did."

She danced her way down the hall and and flamboyantly held out a 2 pack, double roll package of paper towels.

"Well, shit. Guess I need to start reading the words that follow 'double roll'."

Dancing her way back down the hall, I could hear her singing....

"It's a paper towel weekend, from out of the blue... Wiping our butts with paper towels, ewwww....."

Happy Saturday!


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