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My sexual thoughts and erotic fantasies. My dirty little mind thinking out loud for the pleasure of all.
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I want you to be happy
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Posted:Sep 2, 2006 10:50 am
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2007 10:28 am
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Obviously you haven’t had it good in awhile
And you must have missed my style
You say you’ve been dating someone for two months
But he’s obviously not satisfying certain needs and wants
If he was enough
You wouldn’t be needing me for that stuff
Wanting kisses and then wanting to hold
Lovers and friends cut from the same mold
If he’s a good guy then I’m truly happy for you
Your prince finally returning your shoe
I want you happy and it wasn’t going to happen with me
Try this relationship out and see
Sexually I will always be here
But I think that is something you fear
You want to give yourself completely to someone
Well here’s your time for action
Unless he’s just a rebound
Or you see sheep's skin over a hound
Maybe he commented on your smile
So you decided to date him for awhile
Whatever your reasons may have been
There’s some reason you don’t let him all the way in
There's some reason you give him a third date
But you’re cautious on what you create
You need someone around
Maybe that person you have found
Lonely nights may have been his luck
Or dinner and a movie on his buck
If it doesn’t work I won’t laugh and cheer
For a hug or soggy shoulders I will always be near
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Sharing is caring
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Posted:Sep 2, 2006 10:38 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2006 10:22 am
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Why can’t I be a one woman man?
Be happy with dipping my paint brush into just one can
Be forced to paint on one canvas
To create a portrait of committed bliss
Didn’t Piccasso cut off an ear
To prove to a woman that his love was clear
The crazy things people do for love
Drowning in obsession and trying to keep their heads above
I try and have a clearer mind
That one perfect love it is becoming increasingly difficult to find
Will I find her? Probably not
But she’s out there somewhere wanting to be caught
Maybe that’s why I need to be free
Women need to realize that they have to share me
Sharing is caring, that’s what I say
But I don’t mean every day
Just enough so I don’t get bored
Every few weeks a new conquest must be scored
Like a vampire that needs the taste of blood
Like the stoner that needs a hit of bud
I have my cravings too
If you understand that, then my perfect love may be you
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No sex on Noah's Ark
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Posted:Aug 31, 2006 4:03 pm
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2006 10:22 am
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When the ark's door was closed Noah called a meeting with all the animals. "Listen up!" Noah said with a demanding voice. "There will be
NO sex on this trip. All of you males take off your penis and hand it in to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see
land, you can get your penis back." After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife's cage and was very excited. "Quick!" he said, "Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!" Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window,
and said, "Sorry, no land yet." "Damn!", exclaimed Mr. Rabbit. This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. Mrs. Rabbit asked, "What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land, but why are you acting so excited every day?" "Look!", said Mr. Rabbit with a sly expression, as he held out a piece of paper, "I GOT THE 'S RECEIPT!!"
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A whale of a joke
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Posted:Aug 31, 2006 4:00 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2007 10:27 am
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan
when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the
same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to
the female whale, 'Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air
hole at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and
sink.'
They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and
were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the
female, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the
shore.' At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to
follow him.
'Look', she said, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely
refuse to swallow the seamen.'
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What a treat
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Posted:Aug 30, 2006 1:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 4, 2007 1:00 pm
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Pictures and profile intrigued so let's meet
Girl, you're in for a real treat
I'll work you from head to toe
Lick, suck and nibble every inch, nice and slow
I have a wickedly talented tongue
And it doesn't hurt that I'm hung
The tattoos and piercings add to the mix
They give me a map to the G-spot and clit
I have passion most guys don't seem to have
I don't normally take the beaten path
I'll have you wet before you're even naked
I'll have my fingers pretending you're being fucked by a squid
Every orgasm I have I'll give you three
I'm telling you, there's no one out there like me
08/30/06
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