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spunkycumfun 61M/66F
29951 posts
7/14/2021 10:54 am
JUST PULLING YOUR LEGS



Above is me stretching my legs during an early morning ballet workout.
I want to thank everyone who mailed me recently checking to see how I was after twisting my ankle in a ballet routine; I can say to everyone that it’s heeling well.




Last week I took my legs on a long-haul flight to Japan but they suffered greatly from jet leg when I landed in Tokyo.
To compound matters, I fractured my right leg while on the flight; it turned out to be an airline fracture.




While in Japan, I joined a group of archaeologists gathered to find the leg bone of an ancient human. It was a real shindig.
On the dig, the lead archaeologist told me that he can’t bend down easily because of a knee problem that I also suffer from; it’s a joint issue.




When out in Tokyo, I visited a geisha bar - well, someone has to go! At the bar a man offered to sell me eight legs of venison. I asked him how much. He answered, “50,000 yen.” I said to him, “That’s too deer.”
Also at the bar, a blind geisha offered me some personal services. I said to her that I’d like a hand-job. She ushered me into a back room and, after undressing me, she said that “it’s the biggest cock I've ever held in my hand.” I replied, “No love, you’re pulling my leg.”




Since flying back from Japan, my left leg keeps making a mooing noise. I think I may have a calf problem.
The problem got so bad that I was rushed yesterday into hospital to have surgery. After the operation, and on coming round from the anaesthetic, I screamed to the doctor, “I can’t feel my legs.” The doctor replied, “I know. I amputated your arms.”




I like my legs; in fact, I’m quite attached to them.
Without my legs my cock would get very sore from being dragged around!


Do you like your leg pulled?
Do you like your legs?


Below are the legs I like the most.



spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/14/2021 10:56 am

I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia!

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harbor112 61M
1514 posts
7/14/2021 11:26 am

ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them"


redrockrascal 63M
23260 posts
7/14/2021 11:26 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I’ve forgotten everything I wrote about in this post. In fact, I’ve even forgotten that I have a pair of knees; clearly I suffer from amkneesia!

    [image]
Now you're just toeing the line bordering on goofy

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


Leegs2012 48M
82364 posts
7/14/2021 11:27 am

Sexy LEGS!!!


thikhead 64M
3336 posts
7/14/2021 11:40 am

funny stuff !

"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


CleavageFan4U 64M  
67837 posts
7/14/2021 12:28 pm

You're full of corny jokes today!

Happy HNW.

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RavenGB 60M
1405 posts
7/14/2021 12:55 pm

Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend.


TalentedTung905 49M
22 posts
7/14/2021 1:01 pm

What do you call a guy with no shins???

Tony


citizen4722 63M  
73031 posts
7/14/2021 1:04 pm



Dog haiku

I lift my leg and
Piss on each bush. Hello Spot.
Sniff this and weep.



Tmptrzz 58F
102658 posts
7/14/2021 2:41 pm

Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


superbjversion2 66F
23457 posts
7/14/2021 5:16 pm

I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


flannel_light 59F  
4028 posts
7/14/2021 7:40 pm

You and citizen4722 just made my night. Thank you

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


PonyGirl1965 55F
18995 posts
7/14/2021 11:51 pm

Funny stuff!
My legs are very serviceable and necessary to me


pal334 67M  
44597 posts
7/15/2021 7:15 am

You had me going for a few sentences. Well done

Do you like your leg pulled? By one lady

Do you like your legs? Have become quite attached to them


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author51 58F
123766 posts
7/15/2021 7:42 am

My legs are my mode of transportation and like you am quite attached to them.. I was laughing out loud all the way through this Hun..Thanks for bringing more JOY to my day..xoxo


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:22 pm

    Quoting harbor112:
    ZZ Tops ... "she got leggs and how to use them"
ZZ Top are great!
Thanks for stopping by,


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:26 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Now you're just toeing the line bordering on goofy
I might agree with you if you said I was toeing the line just to be corny!
There is a debate here whether it's toeing the line or towing the line (as in towpath).


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:26 pm

Legs are good!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:38 pm

Many thanks, and thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:41 pm

Corny is always good; there's no victim!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:43 pm

    Quoting RavenGB:
    Groan. Then I read the blog again, groan, groan -its obviously groaning on me! Nice legs, though- glad to hear they're on the mend.
Four groans, that's almost an orgasm!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:44 pm

That's good.
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:49 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:


    Dog haiku

    I lift my leg and
    Piss on each bush. Hello Spot.
    Sniff this and weep.
A bit of haiku
Is always okay
Between me and you


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:51 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Thanks for the afternoon laughs I really enjoyed them.. I hope your enjoying a great hump day..
I'm glad you enjoyed my afternoon laughs. And I hope you're enjoying being a great grandmother.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:52 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I wanted to claim the copyright on that first picture but my attorney said I didn't have a leg to stand on.
I know you have two legs to stand on!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:54 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    You and citizen4722 just made my night. Thank you
I'm honoured to make your night even with citizen4722. Who was best? Only joking.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:57 pm

    Quoting  :

Corny always works; it's what connects us all from kids to adults.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:58 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Funny stuff!
    My legs are very serviceable and necessary to me
Your legs are definitely very serviceable.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 2:59 pm

    Quoting pal334:
    You had me going for a few sentences. Well done

    Do you like your leg pulled? By one lady

    Do you like your legs? Have become quite attached to them

I had myself going for the whole post. You cynic!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/16/2021 3:00 pm

    Quoting author51:
    My legs are my mode of transportation and like you am quite attached to them.. I was laughing out loud all the way through this Hun..Thanks for bringing more JOY to my day..xoxo
I always like to bring joy to you.


BeccaLuvs 59F
20374 posts
7/19/2021 9:52 am

Hi there spunky! Really enjoyed this Blog - just so many leg jokes about, eh, now wondering why they don't say "Am pulling your arms"?! Thank you for them, and have a great week!

..... And always 'hold onto all those sexy thoughts'!
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spunkycumfun 61M/66F
38535 posts
7/19/2021 11:23 am

    Quoting BeccaLuvs:
    Hi there spunky! Really enjoyed this Blog - just so many leg jokes about, eh, now wondering why they don't say "Am pulling your arms"?! Thank you for them, and have a great week!
If you pulled my arms hard, I'd be armless!


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