staci_19702 51T  
473 posts
9/9/2021 4:30 pm

So one time, a girlfriend and I were out on a date. We want to a local country night club.
Me and my old<b> boots </font></b>and jeans, her in sandals and some cowboy killer denim shorts. Whew. She was a hottie. Anyway, we danced some and shot some pool and had a beer or two. We were under age, so we would dance, get thirsty and ease out to the parking lot and hit my cooler. Drink one and then go back in and hit the dance floor. About midnight, my buckle was shiny. 😜 We had slow danced, cottoneye joe’d and two stepped ourselves to death. And then, there was the line dancing. I do a little, but it’s mostly a girl thing. Nothing derogatory, but they seem to have more fun with it. So I watch. And when you watch a floor full of girls in cut-offs, tight jeans or flouncy skirts do a hoppin line dance, it’s exciting to me. 😂 I’m a perv. Sue me. So, now we were hot and sweaty and in the mood for different kind of fun. We left and went outside of town. A hot august night with a full moon, a cooler full of beer, a hottie riding shotgun, what else could you ask for. We found a nice dirt road far from the city lights and parked. I dropped the tailgate and we grabbed a cold one to share. We talked and kissed and giggled and kissed and laughed and talked an entire morning about how please call l then kissed! Awesome.
Jump ahead a little- we get pretty amorous and hop off the tail gate. Her shirt is on the dirt, mines on the antenna and I am dropping her cutoffs like a hot potato. Woohoo! No panties!!
I drop my jeans around my<b> boots </font></b>and we are about get busy. Oh yeah baby. This cowboy is ready to ride! She squeals. Easy babe, it gets better. Another squeal. I’m not in yet, she knows it will be good. Shit. I squeal. Wtf?? My legs are on fire. She’s line dancing and squealing. I’m line dancing and squealing while my legs are on fire!! Damn!! I get a good look in the full moon light and I’m being swarmed by red ants! She’s swiping at her legs and is in the pickup bed, still squealing. My jeans are covered. I’m trying to take them off. Dumbass, they ain’t going over those<b> boots. </font></b>So now I’m line dancing, lil one legged hop to get one boot off. She’s laughing. I’m onto the other boot. Shuckin an jivin. Like my hair was on fire and my ass was a-catchin!!! Except reverse. The little bastards were getting higher and urgency had set in. I kick off the boot, shuck the wranglers and start swiping. I get into the bed with her. She’s good and laughing. I’m laughing a bit too. Embarrassed. I manage to get into the cab, back the truck up and hit the high beams on one of the biggest red ant beds I’ve ever seen. An eight foot diameter circle of pissed of ants. And my boot right in the middle. Sheesh. So we split another beer and waited for them to calm down. Had some fun in the bed too! Anyway, carefully retrieved my boot and my jeans afterwards. Went to a different locale and watch the sun come up while sharing another cold one. Then IHOP!!!
Anyway, here’s some more pics. Got ready to head to ride and some Maltese are fun. Didn’t work out, so we stayed on the patio and rodeo’d the rest of the day. 😜 nothin dirty. The batteries died in the camera.

Have a great day! 💋

Tmptrzz 59F  
106317 posts
9/20/2021 1:06 pm

Sounds like one hell of a fun night until the ants got involved. I am glad you both survived those ants they are not fun I will say that.

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40628 posts
9/10/2021 12:58 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    That's one ants-in-your-pants adventure!
If that's in your top ten, then, I look forward to reading about the other nine memorable dates!

spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40628 posts
9/10/2021 3:23 am

That's one ants-in-your-pants adventure!

staci_19702 replies on 9/10/2021 7:06 am:
It was one of my top 10 memorable dates!

PonyGirl1965 56F
21529 posts
9/10/2021 1:16 am

Those are the best kinds of nights. Fun and dancing. Lots of hot romance. Comedy. If you can call red ants comedy, LOL. Then some hot sex and a sunrise. Life is great!

staci_19702 replies on 9/10/2021 3:09 am:
😂 ah being youthful. When weekends were an all week event! Such fun and great memories.

author51 59F  
129316 posts
9/9/2021 11:48 pm

Oh my Hun..No wonder she was squealing at first as Red Ants when fired up sting, and there are a million of them..What an entertaining story Cowboy..Love the chaps, coat and pistol holders..xoxo

You can never have enough JOY in your life.xoxo


staci_19702 replies on 9/10/2021 3:06 am:
Thanks! It was a fiery night. 😜

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