Future Topics
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Posted:Feb 12, 2020 8:06 pm
Last Updated:Feb 26, 2020 2:24 pm
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I've been organizing a few topics that have popped into my brain for blogs, but I'm losing my writer's edge and need to break through some kind of wall. What topics appeal to you?
1) Dating, Mating and learning how to care for Your Man - A horticultural guide to collecting, caring, and loving men - comparative analysis: If a Yucca plant was a man....maybe he would be a bit more friendly and less to the point. (that sounds cheesy to me)
2)What in the heck does a "perfect" clit like, and how will I know if mine looks like what it is supposed to look like? I dunno because I can't really see it.
3) Why do I love my hair to be pulled and fingers rubbing between my toes?
4) What happened to good old-fashioned sexual banter?
I'd appreciate some comments on what topic interests you the most~
~smiles
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Blow Job Withdrawal Symptoms
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Posted:Jan 26, 2020 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Feb 15, 2020 6:25 pm
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I don't know why-but I have come the realization that I have become quite fond of blow jobs. I never thought about fellatio that much other than the fact I enjoy the activity at age more than any other time in life.
Maybe it is because there is such a wide variety of sizes, textures, so many different flavors. ~smile -Or maybe I'm suffering from Blow Job Withdrawal Symptoms.
With that being said, I think I am addicted have put lots of thought into the best most sensual blows. I sometimes get a craving....so speak... it can get down right aggravating when there is not a good sucking cock in sight.
For 2020 I have a requirement. Dates must undergo a long, sensual blow job. There is no leniency, no bending the rules....mandatory.
Here is the magic formula:
1) Go for pizza, Mexican, or BBQ - yes...you can pick me up.
2) Laugh and flirt - subtlety - if you don't know what that means - look it up.
3) Drink a margarita - top shelf! Made with Uncle Dick's Margarita Mix
4) Squeeze softly - smile flirt - deep kisses
5) Have your place nice, clean, tidy, a candle in the bedroom, with soft rock.
6) Make sure there are plenty of fluffy pillows. ( least 6)
7) Place pillow on side of your body, the other-the other side.
 Brace yourself - and my follow lead.
Maybe I shouldn't be so "set" in my ways my new old age - but I want to plow through the riffraff and get down on the more serious lovers that can handle such requirements. I expect this activity be a weekly/bi-weekly exercise, and that means some of you won't be able keep up.
I don't want bite off more than I can chew, I prefer trimmed - or - silky smooth...
Please understand that I don't think this addiction has any remedies, and I would not want anyone to get in over his head.
~smile
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Defiantly Estranged
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Posted:Dec 19, 2019 7:04 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2019 5:57 pm
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A frosty wind with cold nails pierce the air.
A little black cat sleeps in a lonely chair.
My thoughts drift to old times and ancient ghosts.
Clearly it was you I wanted the most.
Time moved on and we both have changed.
Friends perhaps, but defiantly estranged.
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At Some Point
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Posted:Sep 17, 2015 7:03 pm
Last Updated:Dec 19, 2019 6:21 pm
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Has it been this long? Where has time gone? Why am I not a bit more light-hearted? Perhaps it is time to perk up a little and do something new. I noticed the expression....same ole grind. Why at the age of 55 do I look at the world as a grind? Sometimes I think life is just a process. We are born, we live, we die. Simple. At some point we are forgotten. At some point I'll believe that someone cared at one time. At some point I'll choose to believe that maybe I was important to someone somewhere. At some point--
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Talking to a Stone Wall
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Posted:Nov 30, 2013 11:19 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 11:34 am
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A stonewall can be interesting up to a point, but after a short time, it gets boring. A stonewall can't develop and grow a relationship, nor can I have a serious or fun conversation with it.
Perhaps it is time to move on and leave the stonewall to itself. A stonewall doesn't understand that friendship and love is something to be treasured, and the hardness of the stone would never understand the nature of regret.
Perhaps I'm reaping a seed I sowed long ago. I'm not certain if the seed will find a spot in the ground to grow close to a stonewall or not. A seedling may sprout and grow a little. A symbol of hope for a better tomorrow. Will the seed be nurtured by the sun, soil, and rain? Or, will it and all of its hopes have its light blocked by a stonewall?
~wlyb?
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Happy New Year~
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Posted:Dec 31, 2012 10:07 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 11:34 am
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Happy New Year~
It has been awhile since I've thought about writing and particularly blogging. I miss thinking about things in the world that don't really matter that much. ~Writing was always something I did when I was wanting to chew on my thoughts.
Life changes, evolves, revolves; perhaps resolves its own problems with little notice of mankind's humanity or inhumanity.
So here is to 2012. I leave this year being a little wiser about my own humanity. I was a little more patient with myself, and hopefully more patient with others. I didn't drink much alcohol this past year, but I didn't exercise like I should. I have weird eating habits that I know I should break.
Welcome 2013. For some reason I don't like "odd" numbered years, and 13 is not my favorite number anyway, but I've high hopes that this will be a great year and I'll start exercising like I should!
~smile
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Bushwhacker
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Posted:Mar 31, 2012 9:34 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 11:34 am
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I confess. I am a PBR fan. Not only that, I am a BIG TIME Bushwhacker fan. Now for those of you who don't know who Bushwhacker is....
....only the toughest, rankest, most athletic ABBI bull in history, but he holds the title as PBR World Champion Bull of 2011. And, to add to his accolades, he hasn't been ridden in over 28 ? probably more now... times.
I like Bushwhacker's attitude. He doesn't seem to let anything really bother him as far as I can tell. He doesn't appear to be mean-spirited and most probably takes things as they come.
I like this bull's intelligence, style and effort. I like his mottle-colored face. I like that he hangs out down in Dublin, making him pretty much a Texan.
So Bushwhacker for President! He might be a little rough around the edges, but hey... who do you think will stand in his over 1700 pound way?
~smile
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Stone Walls
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Posted:Mar 26, 2012 6:32 pm
Last Updated:Nov 30, 2013 11:41 pm
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I was thinking about some of John Gottman's studies the other day. From his research he has catagorized the life cycle of a souring relationship. The last stage he speaks about was "stonewalling" behavior. When someone ignores another and in essence becomes a "stone wall," then the relationship can be in serious trouble.
I thought about this concept and can now attest that being in a relationship with a "stonewaller" has no benefits for anyone.
I asked myself:
Will a stone wall hold my hand at the movies?
Will a stone wall smile and laugh and be willing to spend time with me when I need a friend to give me feedback?
Will a stone wall enjoy smelling the roses of Spring?
Will a stone wall call and say, "I Love You?"
I think Gottman is on to something....
~smile
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Dazed and Confused
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Posted:Mar 25, 2012 7:12 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 11:34 am
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Me? No not me. What a pretty day. High expectations. Time to spend talking and discussing ideas. Geez. Something weird happened. I was basically stonewalled. And, a bit frightened after going on a bit of a bumpy ride in a silver pickup with the stonewaller driving.
Not that I'm not thankful for the helpful trip to the store. I just wasn't expecting to be treated so strangely and thoughtlessly.
Here's the deal. 2 months off. Perhaps this will help undaze me and allow me to get a little closer to unconfusion....
~smile
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Feeling blue
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Posted:Jun 11, 2011 9:38 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2011 12:11 am
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Do you ever feel like the rug has been pulled out from under you? I once had a lover who I thought really loved me.... I was mistaken. The blues have set in...all I can think about is moving forward and forgetting about the heartaches. Why does that seem so difficult? Why do I feel so apathetic? Why does it take time to move forward....?
I should be thankful for all the wonderful times I've had...so why don't I feel happy?
Why does my heart tell me one thing... and my brain another?
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Retirement
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Posted:Nov 17, 2010 6:50 pm
Last Updated:Sep 17, 2015 7:09 pm
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How many of you are within 5 years of retirement? I fall into this category and find myself wondering if I'll ever make it, then.... if I do make it to that golden age... maybe I won't want to...or can't afford to retire.
So much has been explored and discussed on this topic that some are tired of hearing about it. Heck, some folks don't ever think about retiring. I'm different. I'm ready to start something new after retirement.
It just seems harder to to survive the years before retirement these days...
~smiles
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A Blue Jay Feather
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Posted:Oct 19, 2010 8:09 pm
Last Updated:May 28, 2024 11:34 am
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It wasn't so long ago when I picked up a blue jay feather. A blue jay feather has always been a sign of change for me. It always alerts me to some big change that will happen in my life. The feather waits patiently on my desk and all I can do is wait with it.
Maybe some would call that superstitious, but finding a blue jay feather has always opened a new path for me to follow. Always. Not sometimes, but every time.
The colors were so vibrant in this feather that I surmised that the upcoming change would be a good one, even though I might not see the opportunity at first.
The door has opened.
I'm feeling confident.
I'm spreading my wings again.
I hope the blue jays will welcome me in the sky.
I think the best is yet to come....
~smiles
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Politics and the $50 Lesson
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Posted:Sep 25, 2010 6:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2012 6:41 pm
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A $50 Lesson
I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'Her parents beamed with pride.'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. '
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, ' Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50? '
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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