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Posted:Oct 26, 2014 5:14 am
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Vote for THIS man? LOL Actually, I've known Bill for decades. He's one VERY unique human being thats for sure and quite honestly, given the crop of 'bubbas' we have in the state house currently, he WOULD bring a breath of fresh air to the preceedings, that's for sure 
Remember on Nov 4, vote early and vote often!
This has been a public service message brought to you by Tazzerman. Totally independent since 1976 and staying that way forever!!
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Inappropriate Temptation
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Posted:Oct 26, 2014 4:28 am
Last Updated:Nov 5, 2014 2:23 am
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First off, let me preface this post by admitting that I've spent the better part of 50 some odd years succumbing to ALL temptations so I MIGHT not be the best commentator on this topic.... LOL
We're all tempted, enticed, allured.. Hell there are entire industries who's sole purpose is to tempt us. Are they ALL appropriate? Doubtful. Legal? Maybe.
What IS inappropriate temptation?
Well a quick check of the online dictionary defines inappropriate thusly:
not appropriate; not proper or suitable:
That's it folks and well that seems a bit vague now doesn't it?
Certainly in this day and age, one persons 'appropriate' can definitely be just that now can't it? I mean really, don't we live in a time/world when just about ANYTHING goes and if that's the case who's to say what is and isn't 'appropriate'?
Of course there are those 'moralists' among us who would argue this point not to mention those with strong religious backgrounds but in the end, especially NOW, in this particular time and place, we're all free to say a big FUCK YOU to those who disagree with our notion of what is and isn't appropriate now aren't we?
So given that, can there really be such a thing as inappropriate temptation?
How about the opposite arguement that ALL temptation by it's very nature could be deemed inappropriate?
I guess the bigger arguement or picture here is maybe that of right and wrong in general isn't it? Are there in fact SOME things we has human beings can still agree on that are intrensically right and/or wrong?
Maybe, maybe not.
Is the Ten Commandments a good place to start? Maybe.. But then again, I'd bet there are quite a few folks out here who'd have a problem regarding the admonishment about adultry eh?
Killing another human being seems to be something we might agree on but then again, look around the world folks.... We humans seems to be able to do that without so much as batting an eyelash.
Is there ANY temptation we can all agree on as being inappropriate?
Personally I doubt it so that leaves us each to make up our OWN minds about what is and isn't appropriate. All we can hope for is that the majority of us see things somewhat in the same way and can agree on SOME things, otherwise, society will in fact descend into total chaos..
Oh wait........
Have you ever read Lord of the Flies?
Regarding sex and temptation.... well that's an even stickier whicket so to speak. Women who show too much cleavage or wear tight skirts with no underwear are tempting now aren't they? They're also called all KINDS of names, most with bad connotations but hey, the temptation is in fact in the eye of the beholder now isn't it? What about young, girls who are dolled up for beauty pagents etc. Talk about inappropriate eh? Or young used in TV commercials?
I can go on and on and on but again, the bottom line is this: temptation IS in fact in the eye of the beholder and it's our own, individual 'moral compass' that allows us to be tempted or not.
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THe NFL....
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Posted:Oct 24, 2014 2:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2014 3:30 am
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Hi there. I'm in the middle of a big 'discusion' with my friend 'Lori' about the NFL. She HATES it!
"Its a billion dollar distraction that is in no way a justifiable use of human resources or capitol"
I disagree. There are quite a number of people who LOVE the NFL and rooting for there 'hometown' teams not to mention the fact that there's a LOT of revenue gnerated in all directions and quite a few livelihoods sustanted aside from within the 'games' themselves.
I think net/net, it's a win HOWEVER I will says this: I'm TOTALLY opposed to using public money to build stadiums/areanas. I think that's a total sham and rip-off of John Q. public!
Your thoughts?
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In the imortal words of......
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Posted:Oct 24, 2014 6:09 am
Last Updated:Oct 26, 2014 5:35 am
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LTG Russel Honore, we're "stuck on stupid!" Now we have a doctor, just in from west Africa working with Doctors Without Borders, running around Gotham, bowling, taking the subway all the while infected with Ebola.
Heaven for BID we should institute a temporary travel ban.
Ok, ya don't want a travel ban for whatever resaon? Fine. How about we quarantine ANYBODY coming from West Africa for 21-30 days as soon as they hit these shores?
That seems like a logical and SMART thing to do instead of exposing the population at large to a disease with a 70% mortality rate and no known cure.
If you can't tell, I'm infuriated! I've just toned this post back quite a bit -tm
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Threesome....
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Posted:Oct 23, 2014 10:40 am
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2014 5:01 am
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If you love cocks as much as I do there's no better way to enjoy them in threes IMHO. Much like in the pic above. WIth three you always have one in each hand and one in your mouth.
Four is too many and two just isn't quite enough but three..... ah now you're talking fun!
My friend 'Penelope' (Below) is the queen of trhee at a time. She just loves that especially if she's bouncing on a fourth one at the same time.
Now if I had a pussy that fourth one would be rightteous. I guess I could also climb on board and slide a hard cock up my arse while I work over those three... I might hvae to try that sometime, how about YOU? -tm
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Women who suck.......
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Posted:Oct 21, 2014 4:29 am
Last Updated:Oct 23, 2014 7:20 am
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feet that is. LOL
One of my fave porn video's is women sucking on other womens feet.
OMFUCKINGGOD! Shwing! Thump thump! (That's my hard cock throbbing uncontrolably)
I find those videos and the whole notin just so, very very VERY sensual and sexy!
Women who do suck feet tend to do it just exactly the way I do and I love that. It makes it SO easy for me to imagine myself in their place. Beside that, you gals are just SO freakin sexy to begin with... SHWING!
So gals, come on now, fess up. Do YOU suck feet? Shrimp them lovely little female toes?  -tm
p.s. Good morning all. I hope you have a WONDERFUL Tuesday!
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First anal
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Posted:Oct 15, 2014 4:19 am
Last Updated:Oct 25, 2014 5:56 am
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I have 'deflowered' all kinds of butts in my time, both male and female, but this post is about my OWN little caboose.
Doing anal for the first time does in fact take a rather large 'commitment' that's for sure. I'm pretty sure that no matter who you are, your first anal fucking HURT and hurt like hell. Getting past that pain is the commitment I"m talking about.
Of course the larger or more to the point, the thicker the dick, the harder and more painful your first time was. I know mine was but then again, I had 'trained' myself somewhat over the years with various dildos, fingers etc so when the time came, I was 'ready' for it if such a thing can be said.
I say that because there's a pretty big difference between a dildo and/or finger up the butt versus the real thing. Luckily my first time was with my good friend 'Tom' who has a smallish cock. Don't get me wrong, I love the guys dick. Its perfectly formed with a very suckable head but all pretty much in miniature
Even then, having him slide that boner inside of me caused a certain amount of pain especially after he really got going but luckily, that pain subsided and I relaxed and started to really enjoy what he was doing to me.
Enjoy is the word for sure because that's exactly what I felt. Feeling that hard, throbbing cock slide in and out of me took me to a whole new world of sexual enjoyment, one that I never really knew existed. While I didn't orgasm in the normally way, I did in fact have what I'll call an anal orgasm and it was and still is, an incedible experience.
Finally I could actually feel his cock swell inside of me as his storking became more intense until finally, he exploded deep inside my ass pumping me full of Tom-goo. That feeling alone was worth the price of admission my friends.
Yes we were bareback, something I would NOT advise but in this case, Tom was a very good friend who I knew very very well.
After, we lay there 'spooning' his dick still deep inside of me, basking in that lovely 'afterglow' two lovers feel after a good round of fucking. Finally, his cock slowly 'deflated' and slipped out of my ass leaving me with an incredible feeling of a cum filled rectum. Now Tom is a nice guy and a very giving lover. He actually flipped me over and sucked me off. Nice touch Tom
We've fucked numerous times since then and of course, I've had my littly white ass pegged by others to be sure but there really isn't ever anything like that first time now is there?
What was YOUR first time like? -tm
p.s. While I'm VERY careful about who I let fuck me and I've gotten pretty good at 'sizing' guys up, the one exception I have is my friend 'Jim'. The boy has a rather thick dick but more to the point, he as an enormous head on the end of that thing. Now while that huge, mushroomy head is certainly fun for sucking on, taking that thing up the bum presents a whole NEW challenge. Luckily, Jim is a very kindly and patient lover and lord knows, he enjoys a good fucking as much as I do. He also enjoys rimming a LOT and he'll usually start with that followed by some fingering etc and then, once I'm ready, he'll use lots of lube. Even then, having him slide that huge head past my tight little sphincter feels like he's trying to shove a football up my ass. Thankfully, once he gets thta monster head past my sphincter, it's all good and MAN can that boy FUcK!
I love to fuck in the position you see above, it's my fave and he's VERY good at it PLUS he will always give me a reach around.
As is normal, the best fucks are when we BOTH cum together and that combination of feeling him pumping my ass full of cum while simultaneously having that anal orgasm AND a real orgasm is just sexual heaven my friends
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A three way Part I
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Posted:Oct 14, 2014 3:01 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2014 11:21 am
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Many years ago I had a lovely girlfriend who we'll call 'Michele'. We met at a bar one night and hit it off right from the start. Birds of a feather as they say. I ended up giving her a ride home that night and by the time we hit the beltway, she was already 1/2 naked, teasing me with what she called her 'African Boobies'.. Now driving down the interstate at night, half drunk myself was hard enough but having her laying in the seat next to me alternating between playing with her boobs, pussy and my dick was well, there are in fact some things best left to the young now aren't there? LOL
Anyway, that started off a torrid relationship which only ended about a year later when she was transferred to Baltimore.
But in that year together..... Oh lord did we have some fun!
We used to meet for drinks and dinner on Friday nights at this very cool place downtown. We both worked in proximity so it was a logical place for us. Besides, like I said, it was a very cool place with excellent food, good drinks and a rather young and 'hip' group of patrons They also had life jazz on Friday evenings and we both just loved the 'house band' and the music they played.
One particular Friday we both were in rare form if you will and through the evening kept teasing each other under the table to the point where we BOTH were about to explode. The aura of sex was thick around us that's for sure and the oh so lovely little wattress was picking up on it big time.
She was a very attractive twenty something with a gorgeous smile, killer ass and a wicked, quick wit. As the evening progressed, Michele became more and more overt in her conversations with this girl who we'll call 'Kate', to the point where she was asking her if she'd ever been with anothe woman and if she'd LIKE to try it sometime?
Now I'm here to tell you that there's NOTHING better than being out with a woman who's actually picking up OTHER woman for you to have sex with... It's happened a few times in my life and this was going to be one of them... LOL
It turned out that Kate had in fact been bi-curious and while having 'fooled around' a bit with other women, kidding, playing with their breasts, she'd never actually gone all the way.
As the evening progressed and the crowd thinned out more and more, Kate started visting our table more often and staying longer each time. Michele was able to get quite a bit of information from her until finally, she asked her to join us which, much to my surprise, Kate agreed to!
Michele made it look SO easy damnit! LOL
Anyway, we hung around until Kate got off work and we all finally walked out into the cool night and started talking 'logistics'. As it turned out, Kate lived on the far southside of town, Michele lived on the far eastside of town and I lived on the far northside and the prospect of driving all over hells half acre did NOT appeal to me so finally I offered to spring for a room downtown which is more than agreeable to all. It just so happens that there was a hotel attached to where the bar was and we all walked over and I booked us a room.
The look on the clerks face was priceless as I led my two girls onto the elevator! LOL
On the short ride up, Michele just could NOT keep her hands off of Kate and by the time the door opened up the two of them where in a very hot and heavy embrace, kissing and fondelling each other in a MOST seductive sort of way.
We walked down the hall to the room, opened the door and went in. It was a nice room with one big queen sized bed, clean and neat with a nice bathroom and a shower with a handheld sprayer. (No tub damnit)
Stay tuned for Part II
-tm
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I have to appologize again...
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Posted:Oct 12, 2014 6:40 am
Last Updated:Oct 20, 2014 3:12 am
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Hey all. Again, I'm so sorry for not being around much and shoot, when I DO ifnd the time to post something I'm really just 'mailing it in' so to speak.
On top of ALL the 'stuff' I've got going on in my life right now, I came down with a wicked case of bronchitis last week that's just plain kicked my ass.
My beloved gal finally convinced me to see the doc on Friday and he promptly pumped me full of anti-biotics, gave me an inhaler and some AWESOME cough syrup and sent me on my way.
I'm FINALLY feeling a bit more normal today, at least I can actually breath again, so hopefully I'm on the mend and can get back to blogging some interesting stuff instead of the crap I've posted of late.
Be good, I love ya all and well please come back and leave comments OK? I'll be visiting your blogs again shortly as well -tm
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How loud are you?
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Posted:Oct 11, 2014 5:04 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2014 4:41 am
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Over the years I've heard em all. Screamers, moaner/groaners, whimperers and everything in between, gusy and gals.
I myself can be a mega-screamer OR I can be virtually silent when I cum. It all depends on my mood and my state or arrousal.
I was having a hot and heavy 3-way with my friends 'Lori' and 'Lisa' one day. Lori was doing her 'thing' on my dick and Lisa was seriously fucking my face/tongue/mouth when I finally let loose and oh MY did I let loose. I screamed, moaned and groaned rather loudly basially because I had a reached a state of total sexual 'overload' LOL
Anway, the three of us laid there for a few minutes when all of the sudden the door to the back bedroom opened up and Lori's roommate at the time 'Carrie' walked out, took a look around and said "I knew it, Alan's here". She had heard me before and knew, even though she was in the back room that it was me.. LOL
So, my question for today is: are you a screamer? Do you let loose and rattle the walls and windows when you cum or are you quiter during your orgasms?
-tm
p.s. For the record, Ol Tazzerman just LOVES screamers. The louder the better IMHO
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Fingers/hands
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Posted:Oct 9, 2014 4:30 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 2:25 pm
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Hands and fingers are probably the single most used sexual parts of our bodies AND the least written about and/or discussed. I'm as guilty of this as everybody else mind you. Sure hands and fingres aren't as 'sexy' and boobs, butts, cocks, asses and pussies but never the less, they ARE or can be, the 'go to' tool in anybody's sexual tool kit
From a soft caress to a tight squeeze or a playful slap, our hands and fingers typically lead the way and knowing HOW to uitilize these marvelous tools can make he difference between an OK lover and a great one!
I can not tell you how many times, during group gropes, 3,4-ways or whatever, I've watched some 'ham-handed' guy using his hands and fingers all wrong. (BTW, it hasn't always been guys)
First off you gals have it easy. Grab a guys cock, stroke it long enough and he will start making funny noises and spurting before too long. Easy You gals are a bit different and require a bit more finese, not only in the clit/pussy department but overall.
How many of you women LOVE a guy with strong, sensitive, experienced and knowledgalbe hands/fingers? I bet a bunch of you are nodding your heads yes!
Learning how to pleassure a woman with your hands and fingers is Sex 101 in my book and unfortunately, a lot of people skipped that class.
Aside from all those lovely things that hands and fingers can do elsewhere, it's the clit/vagina where a LOT of folks, mainly guys fall down on the job big time.
Remember that 'ham-handed' lover I mentioned? OH LORD I wish I had a dime for every time I've seen that.
First off, if you're going to explore your honeys nether regions with your fingers make sure your fingernails are CLIPPED and that your hands/fingers are CLEAN!
Second, realize that every woman is different and they like things differently. A technique that works for one, might not work for another. Start slow, ask questions, pay attention, watch her responses, she'll let you know what is working and what isn't.
Also, keep in mind that there are women who do NOT like having their pussies and more specifically, their vaginas 'fingered'. It happens, not often, but it does happen. No always means no!
There is no substiitute for lubrication where it's natural or not. There's nothing worse than trying to stick a finger or two inside a dry vagina!
One, two three fingers are usually more than enough with two being the norm. Never EVER try to fist a woman without talking about it first and THEN taking your time and working up to it. Again, communication is SO important.
Don't forget the thumb. It makes a wonderful cock replacement! In a 4-way, I had two girls fucking each of my thumbs while the other girl was fucking my tongue/face. All four of us got 'off' at the same time.
Use your fingers to find her G-spot! Its typically located on the top or 'roof' of the vagina just inside. It feels a little rougher then the rest of her VJ. When you find it, learn how to use it, she'll love ya for it.
I'm NOT going to go into actualy details/tips/techniques here mainly becaue I'm out of time and that's really NOT what this post was about.
Have a great Thursday. I owe I owe so it's off to work I go! -tm
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Could you? Would you?
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Posted:Oct 8, 2014 4:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 23, 2015 3:31 am
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Could you deepthroat that bad-boy? I know I could. I'v trained myself over the years to the point that now, I no long have any real gag-reflex.
While that looooong dick would be a challenge, I'm confident that I could take him all the way down to the short and curlies.
How about YOU. Could you? WOULD you? LOL -tm
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Lunar eclipse...
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Posted:Oct 8, 2014 3:27 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2014 2:25 pm
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This morning we have a full moon AND a partial lunar eclipse. Very way cool! It's also the confluence of that and the Jewish holiday of Sukkoth. A very rare confluence indeed!
This full moon/eclipse is also known as a blood moon and in about 1/2 hour maybe a bit more, the moon will turn a blood red.
The Blood Moon event has given rise to a flood of doomsday prophecies on the internet.
These theories were fuelled by the fact that this is the second such event in the 'tetrad' which refers to a series of four total lunar eclipses with six full moons in between.
According to Christian pastor John Hagee, the current event signifies the soon to come apocalypse as the first two Blood Moons coincided with the Passover and the Feast of Tabernacle.
Whatever. It's mother nature on full display in my book and it's way freakin cool so get your ass outside and take a look!
-tm
p.s. Little known fact, most major Jewish holidays, with the exception of Yom Kippur, occur on a full moon. The Jewish calendar is in fact lunar based. This is why Jewish holidays seems to 'move' relative to Christian holidays like Christmas, Easter etc. I bet you didn't know that!
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