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I love it...
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Posted:Sep 6, 2016 4:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:38 pm
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Trump says....
"Putin looks at Hillary and he laughs"
Putin says...
I look at Trump and pull the strings and he says....
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Have you noticed...
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Posted:Sep 5, 2016 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:38 pm
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That familiar smell in the air today....
Smells like something old and bedraggled...
Like it was left out in the rain....
I wonder who could have brought something like that in....
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Upon Further Investigation...
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Posted:Sep 4, 2016 11:27 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:41 pm
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It has been discovered there was a concerted effort by the attackers to take over the base of operations.
Two more bodies where discovered this morning caught where they had attempted covert entry into the premises on the lower level.
Two more bodies where discovered on the subsequent search of the upper levels. It does appear from the expected TOD of the upper level intruders that they had been caught during an earlier attempted mission to gain entry through the attic.
It appears the culprit caught in the attempted take over of the inner sanctuary was the actual ring leader as he was larger than the others and managed to penetrate the defenses and gained entry to the very innermost and previously thought to be secure foundation support.
It seems the security will have to be re-assessed and the level of detection and apprehension devices increased to accommodate the increase in threat level.
It was determined by the powers that be that autopsies would not be necessary as the COD was very evident. So a brief ceremony was performed and the assassins were laid to rest.
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It Must Be Killing...
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Posted:Sep 4, 2016 6:36 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2016 11:34 am
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Hillary to hear the people saying over and over again... "I just Don't Like her" etc.
The poll numbers going up and down "Why can't they just support me more?"
"Why can't they see what an ass Trump is and get behind me?"
You see the truth is Hillary, they do see what an ass Trump is but they also see what Hillary is, and people don't like either of them.
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Do You Think...
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Posted:Sep 4, 2016 6:11 am
Last Updated:Sep 5, 2016 11:33 am
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It did Trump any good showing up at a Detroit church Saturday?
Did he get any converts?
Was he convincing?
From NBC News...
"We thank God for our guest today, Donald Trump," a man on the mic told the congregation after the music stopped.
End Quote.
The things you have to say sometimes. 
Later Trump was escorted by the always bright and chipper Ben Carson and a former contestant on Trump's reality television show, "The Apprentice." Isn't that a slice of reality for you?
From NBC News..
Trump made a brief stop at Carson's childhood home in southwest Detroit. Surrounded by security and a swarm of reporters, Trump spoke briefly with the home's current owner, Felicia Reese, wishing her luck.
Thanks to the Carson connection, he told her, "Your house is worth a lot of money."
End Quote.
"What The Hell Do You Have To Lose"
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SNNAAPPPP!!!
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Posted:Sep 4, 2016 3:49 am
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:48 pm
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The sound echoed through my head as I lay sleeping. My mind rising up from the depths of slumber rapidly as the echoes died away. I knew instantly... what that sound was...
Just an instant before that loud SNAP broke the silence....
Sniff.. sniff.. aw peanut butter... the kind with the honey in it. My favorite.
SNNAAPPPP!!!
Whattt...... click.... the light... I see the light... SO bright in the darkness... a shadowy figure moving toward me in the light... a hand reaching out... lifting me.. higher.. higher... carrying me away... my legs kicking... as the light fades away....
Another one bites the dust. bedump bump bump.
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Sampling
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Posted:Aug 27, 2016 12:25 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:31 pm
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I decided to sample another of the ice cream sandwiches in my freezer today. The wrapper was sealed up quite effectively yet easy to access the interior. There was no evidence of melting or damage to the sandwich so apparently the packaging and handling was done well. The chocolate wafers were in pristine condition and had just the right amount of chocolaty goodness. The vanilla ice cream was very vanilly and tasty. The quality hasn't diminished any from the last sampling which was yesterday. It was nice and cold and creamy like an ice cream sandwich ought to be. The flavor was consistent with the previous ones, delicious. I only have one left to sample now. I suppose I will have to return to the store and get another box to sample again this week. I want to be sure the company doesn't slack off on the quality you see so I take this task seriously.
What have you been sampling lately and has the quality been consistent?
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Late Night
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Posted:Aug 23, 2016 8:54 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:37 pm
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TV is going to be so boring when Trump is gone. 
Trump is such a gold mine of material. It never seems to end.
I have to wonder if the late night TV hosts would almost like see him win.
He would be even better material then GW ever was.
But can you imagine 4 years of Trump in office. 
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I Just Got A Phone Call!
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Posted:Aug 23, 2016 5:31 pm
Last Updated:Sep 18, 2021 11:23 pm
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This is what I heard coming from the phone...
Elect Trump blah, blah, blah, blah...
Blah, blah, Hillary, blah, blah, blah...
Press 1 to help, blah, blah, blah...
Press 1 to help, blah, blah, blah...
Press 1 to help, blah, blah, blah...
To be removed from this service press 9.
Jeez it takes them so long to get to the point sometimes.
This isn't an exact representation of the aforementioned conversation but I think you get the point.
I wonder if these messages confuse German speaking folks?
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Watch The Monkeys Dance
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Posted:Aug 22, 2016 11:21 pm
Last Updated:Apr 10, 2020 11:19 pm
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As the puppeteer pulls the strings.
Dance little monkeys dance.
Puppets leaping and jumping through the hoops.
Old ones, young ones, cute ones.
Dance little monkeys dance.
Twirl and spin little monkeys.
The puppets sing their songs of adoration.
Dance little monkeys dance.
More says the puppet master.
This way, that way, up, down.
Dance little monkeys dance.
Now turn around little monkeys you can't see.
Lest you look only at me.
Dance little monkeys dance.
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