Delicious Distractions
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Posted:Oct 22, 2013 3:58 am
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2013 9:32 pm
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Babe you are distracting me
Can think of nothing but
Your lips, your tits, your cunt, your ass
And when we’re going to rut
Babe you are distracting me
My cock is throbbing hard
It yearns for all your wicked play
And sex that’s avante garde
Babe just keep distracting me
With such delicious thoughties
Of raunchiness and sex and fun,
And more exquisite naughties
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How to be a Fuckwit ..... literally!
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Posted:Oct 21, 2013 10:52 am
Last Updated:Oct 22, 2013 9:44 pm
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A cautionary true tale: A paramedic was called to a house where a man had a badly damaged penis. Lots of blood and the sort of situation no man wants to be in.
When asked what had happened he said he had had sex with his wife, she had then gone shopping and he still felt horny.
So having heard that vacuum cleaners could bring on amazing orgasms he decided that this would be his domestic appliance of choice.
So he slid his dick in where the powered rotary brushes are, thinking he might get a little extra stimulus .....and ...... switched it on ..... and .....
Ewwww!
Guys - if you've ever been remotely tempted ...... be warned!
Be very, very warned! 
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Oral Ecstasy
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Posted:Oct 19, 2013 4:37 pm
Last Updated:Oct 28, 2013 9:34 pm
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her lower lip
engaged his tip
and yes
she laughed
as up his shaft
she drew one
long
lick
then with a flick
of her tongue
she opened wide
he slipped inside
such joy
such luck
she starts to suck
he reached
between
her parting thighs
his fingers stroking
her moist prize
and playing with
her hot
wet
hole
yes
she'd caught his
ardour
sex
and
soul
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Just Spreading That Ass
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Posted:Oct 17, 2013 9:53 am
Last Updated:Oct 30, 2013 6:50 pm
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She blogged a-plenty
And with class
The trouble was
It spread her ass!
There is a real risk that too much sitting down online will make your bottom bigger, not because of fluid motion, but sedentary activity simply doesn't require that much energy.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “Writing and travel broaden your ass, if not your mind.” Just like Vladimir Nabokof, Lewis Carroll, Winston Churchill and Philip Roth, he wrote standing up. Simply standing burns more calories than sitting down, along with better blood circulation and muscle tone.
Now there are expensive options, like a computer desk on a treadmill, but there are cheaper ones too, such as sitting on a Stability Ball, otherwise known as a Swiss Ball or Gym Ball, which can be bought for around seven GB pounds or ten US dollars, and while you are writing or simply being online, or exercises you can do for free without even leaving your desk.
1. Practising good posture
2. Stretching and flexing – your wrists and fingers to prevent repetitive strain injury, rolling your shoulders, turning your head.
3. Toning your arms using water bottles, drink cans, or baked bean tins – hold the bottles (or whatever) to your sides, raise until they’re shoulder high and repeat for thirty seconds.
4. Doing thigh and knee exercises – feet flat on floor, extend each leg one at a time, being careful not to lock your knees. Repeat with the other leg. Continue for 30 seconds.
Of course you can leave your desk and, like me, have a daily exercise routine in the gym and/or pool, but equally there’s housework, climbing the stairs and walking rather than using the car.
And if you are distracted by the temptations of this site to reach down and play …… well, with a little imagination you can build that into your daily exercise routine too! 
(Source: Writing: November 2013)
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Wanting Sex is Simply Not That Simple!
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Posted:Oct 15, 2013 12:30 pm
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 1:23 am
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So I’m back here at FriendFinder-x after being away for quite a while and I’m asking myself why I’m back here again. What’s the attraction? It’s something like eight years when I first chanced upon this adult arena, staying awhile, leaving for one reason and another – “real life” taking over. Yes, I can write about sex here, and make my attempts of creating erotic and raunchy verse, knowing I have an audience here that won’t unfriend me for breaking the bounds of perviness. Rumour has it that I have been known to enjoy flirty exchanges, and I love that impishness in me and others too. I always feel that on FB I simply must be on my best behaviour – there are vulnerabilities in mainstream social media for the unsavvy.
And I have dear friends in Blogland – delighted to be back on that score. Not to mention that for reasons I can’t explain – perhaps you’d like to comment and help me out – I feel creative here.
Truth is that we’re here in adults-only social media and we can’t deny that there is an intriguing undercurrent of sex and sexuality that pervades our experience of being here. For all the little technical flaws here it can be an exciting place to be.
But there’s a problem……
Correct me if you disagree but I think we’re all interested, in one way or another, or to a greater or lesser degree, in sex, otherwise we wouldn’t be here. The trouble is our individual motivation for sex is not uniform. We are not all looking for the same thing, and there lies the rub.
If we’re looking for different things, somewhere down the line there’s going to be a mismatch, a psychological and emotional fault-line and things go wrong. It’s actually a good thing when someone looks over your profile and says, “no thanks,” at first base, despite what many disenchanted guys in particular might think – nature has been merciful! Even to have your introduction completely blanked might be bad cybermanners, but beyond that is no bad thing. That’s why an up-front profile is so important and a blog is a wonderful opportunity to extend that.
Wanting sex is simply not that simple!
So what does motivate us? Traditionally it’s been love, pleasure and making babies. Straightforward, huh?
Not so. Six years ago David Buss and Cindy Meston at the University of Texas uncovered 237 motivations, having asked 400 men and women in one survey and 1500 undergraduates in another. They ranged from the mundane ("I was bored") to the spiritual ("I wanted to feel closer to God") and from the altruistic ("I wanted the person to feel good about himself/herself") to the manipulative ("I wanted to get a promotion"). Some said they had sex to feel powerful, others to debase themselves. Some wanted to impress their friends, others to harm their enemies ("I wanted to break up a rival's relationship").
Buss and Meston identified four major factors:
Physical:
1.Reducing stress ("It seemed like good exercise"),
2.Feeling pleasure ("It's exciting")
3.Improving or expanding experiences ("I was curious about sex"),
4.The desirability of their partner ("S/he was such a good dancer")
The first two points are about the effects of neurotransmitters, like serotonin and dopamine. As a free-flyer I’ll buy into that, but extreme sports are not a substitute for sexual satisfaction. Real buzzy perhaps, but no way the same – honest!
Goal-based:
1.Utilitarian or practical considerations ("I wanted to have a baby"),
2.Social status ("I wanted to be popular")
3.Revenge ("I wanted to give someone else Herpes/HIV").
Emotional:
1.Love and commitment ("I wanted to feel connected")
2.Expression ("I wanted to say 'thank you'").
3.Insecurity-based - self-esteem ("I wanted the attention"), a feeling of duty or pressure ("My partner kept insisting")
Guarding a mate ("I wanted to keep my partner from straying").
They introduced their paper in the journal “The Archives of Sexual Behaviour:
"Why people have sex is an extremely important, but surprisingly little studied topic. One reason for its relative neglect is that scientists might simply assume that the answers are obvious: to experience sexual pleasure, to relieve sexual tension, or to reproduce. Previous research already tells us that the answers cannot be as few or psychologically simple."
The reasons range from the mundane-but-obvious ("It feels good", "I was horny", "It's fun") to the ever-so-slightly-disturbing ("Someone dared me", "I wanted to breakup another's relationship", "I wanted to give someone else a sexually transmitted disease") Some of the more intereresting popular reasons for men included: "My hormones were out of control", "I saw the person naked and could not resist" and "the opportunity presented itself".
For women, the top 50 reasons included: "I got carried away", "I wanted to make up after a fight" and "I was drunk". The very British "it just happened" (perhaps there's a correlation with the "I was drunk" reason) comes in at number 24 for women and number 30 for men. For both genders, this reason placed higher than "I wanted to feel loved" or "the person had a desirable body".
Among the lower-ranked reasons: "I wanted to feel closer to God", and, bizarrely, "I wanted to have a ". In the end, the romantics win. The the top reason for both men and women was "I was attracted to the person".
Top 10 reasons for having sex by gender:
Women
1. I was attracted to the person
2. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure
3. It feels good
4. I wanted to show my affection to the person
5. I wanted to express my love for the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was ''horny''
8. It's fun
9. I realised I was in love
10. I was ''in the heat of the moment''
Men
1. I was attracted to the person
2. It feels good
3. I wanted to experience the physical pleasure
4. It's fun
5. I wanted to show my affection to the person
6. I was sexually aroused and wanted the release
7. I was ''horny''
8. I wanted to express my love for the person
9. I wanted to achieve an orgasm.
10. I wanted to please my partner
Truth is, we’re all wired for sex, but how it transforms in our unique emotional, psychological and social context makes things complex. In my experience it's not choose one from the list - it's a mix we've all got to try to make sense of - usually retrospectively as arousal and analysis don't make good bedfellows. Hmmmm! Food for thought.
I suppose when you make that contact, just be as honest as you can with yourself about your own intentions and relationship goals and whether they match. That mismatch, that emotional and psychological faultline might still occur – that’s life – but chances are you’ll recognise it for what it is and move on so much more smoothly.
Happy connections!
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Mimi Sighs
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Posted:Oct 15, 2013 2:52 am
Last Updated:Oct 19, 2013 3:54 pm
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Mimi sighs
and looks at me
with hungry eyes
Mimi, who
so well knows
how to flirt
sits there
in my old shirt
astride a chair,
revealing
her fine-trimmed
pubic hair
Mimi, whose
lips upon penis
caress,
succulent
kiss of Venus.
The slickslip feel
of her cunt
upon fingertips
in treasure-hunt.
Mimi, her taste,
her must,
her sweet!
We soixante-neuf:
she sucks
I eat.
Mimi, whose
thighs invite,
then tight
upon my
thrusting shaft
her love-walls speak
in ecstasy,
whilst amidst
hot breath and moans
I hear myself say……
Mimi………
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Bare Breasted Sunday: A Guy Doing His Bit
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Posted:Oct 13, 2013 4:13 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2013 6:43 am
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Catching cancer as early as possible is the one way in which it can be defeated. The one thing I can say about this disease is its insidiousness. It creeps up on you like a sneak-thief in the night, and sure enough when you are diagnosed you probably are feeling healthy, and then know there is a journey of body, mind and soul ahead of you.
Diseases that are caused by infectious and contagious agents like bacteria, fungi and viruses can be blamed on something else. I know some cancers are triggered by agents but usually it's a mystery, and that's certainly the case with breast cancer. So there's a sense of self-betrayal - by your genes, by your diet, by other lifestyle decisions, and that's really unsettling.
And yes, men can have breast cancer too, and that needs marking for sure. But for you ladies even surviving can mean disfigurement of your precious and lovely breasts, so important in one's personal psychology, especially body-identity and sexuality.
Knowing that, baring a male breast is the smallest statement I can make.
Take care, look after yourself, and please, please, please, girls and boys ......
IF IN DOUBT CHECK IT OUT!!!!
And my thoughts and prayers to those who are making this journey at the moment.
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A Sonnet For Flesh and Dreams
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Posted:Oct 12, 2013 5:56 am
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2013 7:02 am
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You are a dream in mortal flesh attired,
Intense and bright with consciousness inflamed,
And thus my dream forever is inspired,
Encountering your reverie untamed.
So when your sweet words touch upon my dream
And from the flames of ardour in my heart,
So novel passions in my veins do teem,
And vibrance to my sentience impart.
Our mortal forms together be entwined,
Let love’s libido movements to be played,
No greater joy between two dreams combined,
Nor greater sensuality conveyed.
My love, allow your dreams with mine enmesh
In such delight found only through the flesh.
Even though it is hundreds of years old I always think that the sonnet has its own special elegance and beauty. Some say it has the natural rhythm of our bodies, and that's what makes it especially sensual.
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Skinny Cleaning
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Posted:Oct 11, 2013 4:58 pm
Last Updated:Oct 13, 2013 7:02 am
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Skinny-cleaning's so much fun
And can be done by anyone!
Flaunt your naughties, ass and bust,
While ridding all your home from dust.
And when your home is gleaming clean -
Let’s get dirty and obscene!
With thanks to [blog misskissin]. Her post [post 3249744] sparked this rhyme!
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Kiss and Tell
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Posted:Oct 9, 2013 8:53 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2013 5:20 am
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Don’t kiss and tell
It’s not very nice
To share with the world
Every kink, every vice.
The feel of her nipples
The curve of her hips
How sweet was the taste
Of her pussylips.
The softness, the deftness,
The way that she sucked
And the kind of hot frenzy
You were in when you fucked.
It was both your moment
And wasn’t it sweet?
Just keep it that precious!
Come on! Be discreet!
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Santa's Naughty Helpers
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Posted:Dec 23, 2012 2:19 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2013 3:49 am
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I tell you ‒ Santa’s little elves
Very rarely please themselves
There’s nothing more an elf enjoys
Than organising all those toys
To bring delight to girls and boys.
Yes, elves are virtuous, elves are good,
The best in Santa’s neighbourhood.
What point to write in poem or prose
Christmas things the whole world knows?
More interesting are Santa’s hoes.
It’s something Santa once told me,
Christmas before two oh one three.
I caught him then, when under stress,
And plied with whisky did confess,
I promised not to tell the press,
Or Mrs Claus, who was unknowing
Of dear Santa’s Christmas Ho-ing.
But since I am a sly old dog
The truth is here ‒ right in my blog,
Recorded as my yuletide log.
“It’s so much stress!” I was told.
“I’ve mid-life, Warm, I’m getting old.
All this rushing, all this grief,
Even Santa needs relief.”
My jaw then dropped in disbelief.
“Warm, my friend, in my employ
Are three hoes for me to enjoy.
I call them Ho Won, Too and Three,
They’re all so very Christmassy
And dedicated to please me.
Ho Won is such a slinky bitch
I know she stays because I’m rich,
But hey, she makes me feel less old,
And wow! ‒ she warms me from the cold.
She lets her Santa be quite bold.
She’s got a fetish ‘bout my beard,
With that she does things really weird.
“If Santa’s cumming once a year,
He’s gonna do it right in here!”
Oh Ho Won, you are such a dear!
Ho Too’s from Shanghai ‒ she’s a treasure,
Giving me such endless pleasure.
Her pussy always tastes so sweet,
My favourite Christmas dish to eat,
Her oral skills are such a treat.
Without Won Too I’d never know
The pleasure of being teased real slow.
Her body lithe, her breasts so pert,
And jeez! can Ho Too really squirt!
She really is my best dessert!
Ho Three’s the one who’s not Chinese,
She’s buxom and knows how to please.
Legend says in all the land
She is the most skilled with her hand,
And that just suits me mighty grand.
And boy she’s fun when she lubes
The deep cleft down between her boobs.
The way that Ho Three will seduce
And milk from me my Santa juice.
I tell you, that girl’s hot and loose.”
It was just the other day
Santa phoned me up to say
He had been caught by Mrs Claus
Under the tree with all three whores.
He could explain. She said, “Of course.
Did you think when you’re away
Jet-setting off upon your sleigh,
I’d just sit there among the toys,
No ‒ Mrs Claus also employs
Her own three hunky, sexy boys.”
And so it was….
Bells a-ringing….
Carols singing…
That the Clauses
Went a-swinging.
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Coming in From the Cold
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Posted:Dec 23, 2012 1:20 am
Last Updated:Oct 12, 2013 6:11 am
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Great to be back and really thankful for all the comments and emails I received.
Now to have something to blog for Christmas......
There's a festive post to follow.
Wishing you all a wonderful Christmas. May it be memorable and have many moments that touch your heart.
And hoping Santa thinks you've been good this year. I'm sure he'll make allowances for one or two naughty moments!
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Turning Point
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Posted:Nov 12, 2012 4:17 am
Last Updated:Nov 3, 2013 1:25 am
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Sometimes things happen in life that we never expect, but appear like a curveball, catching us off our guard and changing things completely.
Such an event has happened to me. The world is somehow different.
I will be mostly away from AF-F for a while dropping by from time to time, but there is much else to occupy me, and I have a journey of body, mind and spirit to make.
Love you all.
May fortune smile on you.
Warm xx
p.s. I have hidden comments, should you wish to leave one. I'll visit occasionally and reply by email.
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