Compatibility test
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등록시간:2020 11 9 9:06 am
최근 수정:2022 07 21 12:18 pm 3005 조회수
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Hey guys and gals, we wanted to help you determine if we are worth the time and effort.
Of course reading our profile is the best way to know us but there seems to be a lack of interest in reading profiles even when we try to keep it as short as possible.
So here goes...
1. Do you only have a dick pic? As much as we like a nice dick we need to see the entire package and please don't worry about size and weight.
2. Bigger is better? Not really if your on the receiving end, sure BBC is something we have interest in but its not the sum of our interest.
3. Looks? Yes of course we care since we try to take care of ourselves we want someone similar. We exercise and try to eat better however as we age it becomes more of a challenge and we will likely never be that super hot bod you see in porn.
4. Married? Sorry married guys the wife is just not interested. Yes couples who together are fine but telling us your wife has given you permission is not going to win us over.
5. Honesty? We probably should have put this before #4 because after reading this you think you can lie your way into our bed. Look we respect you a lot more if you just remain honest not only about being married but with all communication.
6. Would you be interested in my friends? Oh my goodness if you really had other men lined up that together you would share their contact information. Stop trying to bring us together just hoping you get in on the action.
7. Safety? This should had been #1 but you want read it all anyway! Yes we are clean and we hope you are as well. There is no without a condom.
8. Facial hair? No thanks just not a turn on for the wife.
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