Scarface....revisited or how about An ode to organs?
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Posted:Sep 22, 2008 6:23 am
Last Updated:Sep 25, 2008 8:22 pm
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Lately I have this vision of self bursting in a room yelling "say hello to my leetle friend", but rather then brandishing a machine gun I have this great big dildo or vibe.
Yes, perhaps this is my consistent, hassle free leetle friend, or as the song goes "Monther's little helper" (other than the fact that I'm not a mom and never did drugs....welll...tylenol maybe!)
Why is it that guys take delight in watching a woman being filled with a larger toy? Ah to be equal opportunity, perhaps some women do too. I find it intriguing that a "tight" pussy is definitely preferred, but then dudes willl attempt to stretch things a bit. Similarly, I can't for the life of me fathom what makes fisting something exciting for either party. Well I think it could be construed as a power thing for the fister.. not sure.
Consider the male organ itself, and the extreme variety of length and girth combinations there are out there. While some combinations definitely feel a bit like a hand in a glove, as in all things, the female has the ability to adapt. Just like any good woman in life, the pussy will engage in hospitality, and adjust to accomodate its guest(s)
Not sure exactly whats prompted these images and thoughts on a Monday morning ... but there you have it!
Have a great day all.
WKTUT
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WHAT IS THE LIFE EXPECTANCY
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Posted:Sep 7, 2008 8:34 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2008 9:33 am
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Hello learned friends,
I appeal to those of you who have had an ongoing sexual relationship with your favorite toy for much longer than I to ask a simple question.
What is the typical life expectancy of a vibrator? we are not talking batteries... I already wrote a post on buying stock in duracell...(I think DUREX condoms are a subsidiary??? Ha)
I tend to like those little buggers that you can hold in your hand and have the little doo dads (3 or 4 dots)and do wonders directly on the clitty (how's THAT for a clear explanation)
my first one from a lovah was a little purple number produced by HUSTLER. what happened is it died at its stress point. It still works in great little bursts, but you have to hold the puppy down.
I went on a covert mission to WALGREENS because I don't go to sex shops and found a facsimile (sp?)in the massage department...whoo hoo this little buddy had a carrying case and 4 different heads, and was 9.95.. (HAS K-tel Ronco ever come out with a vibrator ? AND WAIT. buy now will send you not one vibrator but two....and include a superstud 10 inch life size cock taken off of young frankenstein...) (Do I EVER tell a story straight without getting caught in side adventures?)
ANYWAYS bottom line, this puppy seemed to break in the same way...stress fracture...so hold it JUST RIGHT and it works...Just WRONG it doesn't so it does this whole frigging STOP START game.
Last night I was a woman in neeed........and little purple pal was helping (I hadn't called in for reinforcements from mongo cock yet).....
and there I was.....right on the edge...on the precipice(Sp?) Lord, I can't spell tonight of a most deserved orgasm.... boiling right up to that point of deliciousness where you know its gonna be a big one....where I single handedly had my bed rocking like the ocean.... and it was so funny yet not...
oh yeah.. there there...almost soooo cloose I feel it building , oh god, this is gonna be good, YES.. Oh I'm excited, feel my toes curling....I'm going to be screaming by myself... omg omg omg.......and BZZZT... the damn vibrator goes out....and I just feel that giant OOOOO turn into an OH WELL and slip right by me..... GRRRR
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creativity and evolution
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Posted:Aug 18, 2008 8:44 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2022 6:08 am
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You know in the music world we often hear remakes or "covers" of songs by other artists. It is always interesting to discover which ones are really good and which ones are really bad.
In country music during the 40's-60's it was not uncommon to have competing versions of the same single out simultaneously.
Now Dixie Chick's version of Landslide is very similar to the original Fleetwood Mac;s though Christine McVies voice is grittier.
Look it how different "I'm a believer" was from Neil Diamond, to the Monkee's to Smashmouth
or Red Red Wine from N. Diamond to U2
Or one of my favorites. "take a little Piece of my heart" recorded by Aretha Franklin's sister, made popular by Janis joplin, and who else.. wow... lets see.. Nazareth, Faith Hill, Melissa Ethridge, Dusty Springfield , sammy hagar to name a few.
One of my favorites is Cat Steven's First Cut is the deepest... to Rod Stewart, to Sheryl Crow. total change in tempo. For Kicks go to YOUTUuuuuuBE and check out this stuff 
In classical music it was not considered plagerism, but flattery to use someone else's musical idea. In fact there is even a book out called "Bach the borrower" which details this. Now there is like a 7 note rule to avoid copyright infringement.
Rembrandt is best known for "Night Watch" and all his other huge dark dutch paintings, but his delicate etchings are a thing of beauty. But it was interesting to watch how he would come back to the same subject, e.g. scripture passages, and create an entirely different concept/image 10 years later that showed his maturity and change of thought process...
Sometimes it is interesting to see how a story travels across different Genere as well. For example the opera "carmen" by Bizet began as a dry stage play, until his wonderful music breathed life into it. Then it became a ground breaking American Movie with Harry Belafonte starring as the first black man in a leading role. The story underwent many revisions at that point.
The story was taken from spain to an American service base. "Escamillio the bullfighter" became "Husky Miller the boxer" but note the similarity in sound and syllable between escamilio and husky miller. they both have a rough, brawny sound to them.
Ok so what has prompted this disjointed diatribe?
Two recent entertainment experiences.
Last week I went to the broadway version of "The Color Purple." Here was the wonderful Alice Walker book, that became a classic movie pushed forward by Oprah Winfrey. Read the book, and I've probably seen the flick a dozen times, and know several outstanding scenes by heart.
So it was fun to see how it would be on the big stage. I love live entertainement. And yet, the movie version is so ingrained in my I could not help but compare and contrast throughout. And while there were some things that the stage did that I loved, I missed elements of the movie I loved. So, the new experience was a mixture of pros and cons.
But both versions used extremely talented cast members and were a success in their own right.
Now on the other hand, the first Albumns I bought as a young girl (yup I was once) were "Abba's Greatest Hits" and "Steely Dan's Pretzel Logic....Ricki don't loose that number"
So I was a big Abba lover in my childhood. I've had the opportunity to see the broadway version of "Mamma Mia" three times in two different venues with three completely different casts. In that case, you contrast between versions....e.g. I liked the first Tonya the best, etc. But genuinely loved the pure fluff of the show, and the way it would take you by suprise. For example the way they would lead into certain songs would just reel you in. When the main character Donna suddenly turned away and said "I don't want to talk" and it led you into "the winner takes it all" I thought "yep, they got me... I wasn't expecting that one." I would see the broadway version anytime any place because of the energy and the fun.
Went to the new Movie this week, and it just didn't quite make it. The scenery in the beautiful islands was great, and there were a few places where it really added to the story, but I don't think the cinemtography was all that great. You look at the line up and think, Oh what a great cast..... but while Pierce Brosnan is like Sean connery and is ALWAYS hot to look at, He is not a singer, and that was disappointing. They rearranged some songs and things to make the movie work as well.
When I think of the number of shows which move from the stage to bigscreen and back the list could go on and on....most recently Hairspray, The Producers, Lion King, Beauty and THe Beast (Heck some go from cartoon to fantastic)...
I also remember classics like Music Man, and South Pacific, and Sound of music which I saw as a Long before I was introduced to live theatre. I tended to love them, and then love the shows. Same with Fiddler, etc.
SOOOOOOOOOO IS THERE A POINT TO THIS BLOGGGGGGGGGGGG?
I am not sure. I guess I'm asking "is the favorite the first experience, or what we become accustomed to?" Or does new and exciting and different mean better?
Somehow it strikes me as very much like sex. Does a really awesome experience shape many of those after it? Similarly does a bad experience?
Or are there no similarities at all, and its just telling you there are lots of ways to do things?
Hmmm I'm not sure at all. Usually when I'm done writing something I know what I said, but in this case its just fun to note how different yet how the same things can be!
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pleasant suprises
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Posted:Aug 17, 2008 10:54 am
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2022 6:10 am
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Just about the time one starts to get cynical on this site, a pleasant suprise seems to come along. Lately I've been visiting with a guy that is so gentle and so genteel that it is just neat.
Too many guys (and gals) out there are like that line from the canned statements that says something about "I'd fuck you before I knew your name" (yes folks, I doo remember this is FriendFinder-x and not the county fair..but I still like what I like.)
But it is a pleasant suprise to visit with someone who actually wants to take the time to get to know you before you even consider meeting. Thinks like that and some of the cool people from the blogs are what make this site delightful.... LOL its sure as heck not the cameras and the instant messenger that hasn't worked right in years!!!!
So thanks to those friends and kind words along the way that restore one's faith in humanity, and the goodness of human nature.
Have a beautiful day Ya'll!!!
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truth in advertising
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Posted:Aug 15, 2008 10:14 pm
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2008 10:49 pm
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For years now, we've seen commercials with pink bunnies beating their way across the screen "STILL GOING", or advertisements toting the "COPPER TOP" battery.
I always thought, battery-schmattery...there really isn't that much difference. But I tell you now, I am wrong.
This morning I awoke to such lovely sensations....feeling peaceful and relaxed, and then I had to laugh when I discovered why. Um....I was playing with a toy last night, and evidentally fell asleep with it on.... and sure enough this morning it was STILL GOING....
Does that give new meaning to "you shook me all night long?" Usually I buy a gazillion cheapo batteries from the dollar store, and it seems like one or two good workouts and its time to change again...
but now I learned that quality product equals quality pleasure! won't make that mistake again LOL
Have a good day Ya'll!~~~~~
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yawn: just another old post on size versus.....
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Posted:Aug 3, 2008 6:58 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2008 7:20 am
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DISCLAIMER: Hi. This is a little more graphic than what I usually write, but I'm in a mood. Oh well, its FriendFinder-x. Deal with it!
Hey there,
long time no talk people. I've been working like crazy, and then vacationing, and then having a little bit of real life, and its rather bogged down my blogging. I haven't had time to even keep up with my favorite friend's posts, let alone come up with something witty and stunning for a blog column.
Okay so maybe none of my other columns have been witty and stunning either...but you know what I mean! no splitting hairs here in blogville. Its against city ordinance #369. speaking of splitting hairs, FriendFinder-x has a weird contest on right now for um the um best coiffed kitty or something like that. Some guy had 3 colors of hair and it looked like his dick and balls were bozo the clown. pretty ugly.just my humble opinion. But I digress. I also digest, and undress. perhaps that what digressing started out to be. or not..
sooooo back to the point of this (see aren't you glad I HAVEN'T been blogging it would beSOOOO exhausting!!!)
There is a lot of talk about whether Size does indeed matter, or if girth is the post important aspect. There are many schools of thought on this subject. (well most of them Freudian I'm sure)
Some say its not the length of the wand, but how the magician casts the spell, while others say that it is dependent upon the motion of the ocean no matter what.
My personal philosophy/experience is this: Guys who aren't hung like porn stars know that it can't be all about the dick. So they become more skilled in foreplay, develop great oral skills, and can be very attentive lovers. They also take care of the woman a couple of times before considering penetration.
I once had a lovah who described him self as being "Hung like a tick tack.." but I was never aware of it. He had me so worked up that the thought never even crossed my mind, as we were surely in the pleasure zone.
On the other hand, I have experienced a couple of well endowed guys that were more in love with their cock than anything else. It was the only thing in the spotlight. Their idea of foreplay was weak to non existent, and there was a sense that I should have been grateful because they were indulging me with their big bad dick. Bottom line.... It was all about them. How deep can that go in your mouth and how quick can I get it into your pussy. Translation.... these are the encounters that I have left feeling little more than a convenient receptacle.
Now I'm sure there are exceptions to this and wonderful lovahs of every length and width out there, as well as those who are simply unimaginative, or don't really give a damn.
Am I being shallow and cynical, or is my experience in line with the norm? What say you merry men and maidens of FriendFinder-x?
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mmmm
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Posted:Jun 26, 2008 10:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 13, 2008 7:21 am
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hovering.....
nibbling upon
my ear, my neck, my ankle
all my suprise places, and into the cracks of my
nether world
making your presence known
I feel the mark you leave behind
agitated now, there is no relief in sight
goddamn mosquitos! how can they be so many places at once!!!!
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is that pleasure or a disease????
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Posted:Jun 16, 2008 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2008 9:47 pm
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As he said, "I love to have a woman have 2 or 3 orgasizms to my one"
Could mean many things
orgasizm....small microscopic creatures which are spread through frequent copulation
orgasizm.....process by which clitoris increases in SIZE every time one has an orgasm
orgasizm....the burst of energy which results when two horny orangutangs get together
orgasizm....branch of a church that broke off from the rest of the church based on sexual politics
CARE TO ADD YOUR OWN DEFINITIONS? Could be fun!!!
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Were you Born an Asshole?
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Posted:Jun 7, 2008 11:23 pm
Last Updated:Jun 19, 2008 12:28 am
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Youknow I think I just may have used that as a blog title once before, but when it fits it fits.
For those of you who don't know, its a great David Allan Coe song, filled with his usual satire and witt. WRONG WKTUT it was a Jimmy Buffet Song. I reread this post today and noted the error of my ways!
I seldom check out a guy's profile first, but once in a while when you open up the main FriendFinder-x screen you see "aha, there's a profile I've not seen before!" Usually if I make this much effort that means its a face picture...not another blurry cock shot.
So I begin reading his profile, and think, "wow,I'm on a roll here...I've seen a couple of intelligent and articulate guys in a week!" (no insult meant to the good guys out there...but you know what I mean.)
So the dude's profile sounds really sweet. He dances, he likes sports, he cleans up well, he doesn't just want to hop into the sack (yeah right...this is FriendFinder-x) but its looking rather impressive....sure he's young but worth a smile...
Then I get to this great part....
Ultimatly: I like women who do things like scrap book or crafts. I do tend to be more attracted to blonds, but not at all a requirement. I like longer hair. I like women to be beautiful and to like being beautiful. I am only interested in women who are respectful, honest, and faithful. I like a woman who is willing to follow a guy who is willing to be gentle and kind and fair and loving and worthy of your trust.
Short term: I could accept slightly less that my ideal. Still can't take any fat or ugly chicks....sorry. Hate me if you want, but I'm not going to waste my time or yours....fair right?
I'm thinking: "Man you want one of those subservient women from the compound in Texas don't you? Barbie girl who scrapbooks? Give me a friggin break! (now to those scrapbookers, I know there is a lot of artistic skill involved, and some people enjoy it as a hobby...but in this context he is saying "no high powered career woman for me!")
And do you think you can you find something more articulate in your vocabulary than "no fat or ugly chicks" dude...it takes away any polish that you showed and puts you back in the Mesozoic Era!!!!!
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.
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Depth and Perception
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Posted:Jun 4, 2008 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jun 7, 2008 2:12 pm
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You know, its very interesting to discover how differently people perceive themselves.
I got the following note today "I'm about as desparate as you to have something exciting happen" ummmmm.......do I have a sign some place saying I'm desperate? Don't think so.
This happened to be from a dude who I have been with once. He had no clue what foreplay meant, and I think I could count how many strokes it took him on one hand. So after that little wham bam/yawn what was it moment, he contacted me next about all sorts of combinations for MFM/FFM , you me the cat the the kitchen sink!
I have not initiated any contact with him since but he has on several occasions. Yet he has the gall to call me desperate? Pretty amusing. oh and WRONG..........
Stay tuned for another day and I'll tell you more about mr hung like a tic tac lite
WKTUT
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Dry Spell? Busy Spell?
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Posted:Jun 4, 2008 7:46 am
Last Updated:Jul 3, 2008 12:24 pm
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Hey Friends
Sorry I have had nothing intelligent to say lately....well really nothing ridiculous to say either...
I ran into a great blog today that has a wonderful mixture of wit and sarcasm.
Check it out at winonabimale
Enjoy
WKTUT
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Go ahead... make my day !
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Posted:Apr 26, 2008 9:48 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2008 8:15 am
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Yesterday, I got an email from a young guy, like 23 years old. His note was sweet and well written, and he didn't come on like gangbusters.
Well, that earned him a sweet personal reply instead of the more generic FriendFinder-x generated no thank you. He wrote back again, apologizing for bothering me and asking a question. Again, he was being sweet and not a jerk, so I was happy to oblige him, even if I wasn't in the least bit interested.
Through the evening we had 2 or 3 more exchanges.
Well today I got the sweetest thing ever... He wrote and thanked me for being so nice to him, and evidently he took some of my advice because he was a happy camper. He met a woman in her 50's today. But it was amazing that he wrote back to tell me.
HMMMM maybe I just let a good thing get away and didn't even know it!
Seriously though, how wonderful when one finds some basic human kindness and courtesy on a website that can indeed be rather crass.
So, I am not having sex tonight, but I'm still going to bed with a smile on my face!
Have a great day, Ya'll!
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