Not so bright, is he?
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Posted:Aug 25, 2012 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2015 11:47 pm
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WTRB108
30 year old Man
Deer Park, Texas
RE: RE: Hello
Aug 25, 2012 10:41 PM CDT
Huh?
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Sender: xdrearydancerx
To: WTRB108
Date: Aug 25, 2012 10:35 PM CDT
you and you're and let's
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Sender: WTRB108
To: xdrearydancerx
Date: Aug 25, 2012 10:27 PM CDT
If u would like to get together for a drink one friday or saturday night, let me know when ur free, lets see what kind of trouble we can get into.
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Gee Thanks
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Posted:Aug 23, 2012 7:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 27, 2015 1:55 pm
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"A woman's attractiveness depends on how successful the guy looking at the girl is. If Maryam met a man who is usually unemployed, and thought he had a chance of getting a date with her he would think she is really cute. A rich guy who plans to marry a trophy wife would not notice her."
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That is from some guy on a forum. So basically he was saying I'm not attractive. lol It's hard to describe exactly what I think of this post. It's misogynistic to say this about women. A person's attractiveness has nothing to do with who they are in a relationship with. This guy didn't even spell my name right. Sheesh.
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Friendzoned Online
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Posted:Aug 11, 2012 5:28 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2021 12:07 pm
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A few times (maybe five) on dating sites and even on this site, guys email me just to tell me how interesting I am but not their type. I mean, even if you are Miss Universe, you still would not please everyone. Don't worry, I'm not comparing myself to that kind. But really, I don't know what to think of someone telling me this. I guess it is a little amusing. For example, I received on Okcupid recently:
I like you. not in a dating way, but in a "I think you are a really cool person" way. I was also thinking, wow why would she put her number on here? Then I read it in my head and I liked you even more.
I do think you wear too much black, but regardless... I just wanted to say kudos to you for having an awesome profile.
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Em, thanks bro?
So if you have read this, have you ever received this kind of email before? I mean it is normal to be friendzoned in real life, because you make friends with both genders. But to be friendzoned on the internet, right away is weird.
There are also guys who are profound ASSHOLES!! I get told, "You would be very attractive if you were thin." Often, this comes from below average looking guys who have no chance at ever being attractive, not without cosmetic surgery anyway. I guess this is a valid point, but I would never give back-handed compliments like this to anyone.
What bothers me about this is the same guys who tell me this say they wouldn't mind having sex with me. Also, "You should be my girlfriend." REALLY?!!! I hate it when people find someone attractive but they don't want to be open about it because it would embarrass them. They don't want other people to know because they would frown upon liking someone who society does not call attractive. I'm sure there are a lot more guys who love fat women but would never admit it. They don't want others to judge.
I'M NARCISSISTIC! BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!! YOU DIDN'T READ THIS!
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:(
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Posted:Aug 2, 2012 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Apr 15, 2015 8:20 pm
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I actually met a cute guy on here this weekend. I think weirded him out and I was making fun of him for being skinny. He's ignoring me now. I wish he would talk to me. 
Maybe I should call him.  Hmm, no I shouldn't do that.
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Quack
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Posted:Jul 30, 2012 1:04 am
Last Updated:Sep 1, 2012 5:24 pm
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Why don't people know how to ask the right question? People always ask me where I'm from when they mean what is my ethnicity. I'm American and I'm from fucking Houston (in a sarcastic and monotone voice). I always tell people I'm from Houston and they look at me funny. Blah.
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Facepalm
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Posted:Jul 24, 2012 4:44 am
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2014 10:31 pm
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Okay so this message is from a guy . From his profile:
The first things people usually notice about me
Im tall and and funny also confuse me with black an muslim lol nope im a latino
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This is are our email conversation:
Hello
Message from Omegared88
Jul 24, 2012 – 4:55am
you can only look muslim by wearing the traditional clothing. it is not an ethnicity or race. you must mean middle eastern or arab.
Jul 24, 2012 – 5:11am
Huh soy.latino
Just now!
Uh yeah, I know you're Latino. I'm not surprised that you didn't get the point of my message.
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He also claims he's tall but lists his height as 5'11'. Yeah right, grow five inches and then say that. His typing is just terrible.
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I'm Mean =/
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Posted:Jul 23, 2012 2:18 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2015 2:56 pm
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So lately in past month I have only replied to guys to be snotty to them, except for two people, I think. I rarely respond to people I am not interested in. If I do, it is usually because they were insulting me. Anyway, if anyone reads this, I hope you find it amusing. I put my responses in bold.
I think the funniest one is from danziggy3. God, what an idiot. He didn't even get my point when I responded.
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danziggy3
47 year old Man
Houston, Texas
RE: RE: RE: hey
Jul 23, 2012 4:16 AM CDT
your
night
> ---------------------------------------------------
> Sender: danziggy3
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 23, 2012 3:45 AM CDT
>
>
> Wow thanks for writing back I really like ur body thanks for making my nite sexy.gothic chic lol
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > Sender: xdrearydancerx
> > To: danziggy3
> > Date: Jul 23, 2012 3:36 AM CDT
> >
> > you're
> > awesome
> > was
> > wondering
> > dumb
> > easily
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > Sender: danziggy3
> > > To: xdrearydancerx
> > > Date: Jul 23, 2012 2:58 AM CDT
> > >
> > > --
> > > pat garrett I think ur awsume and waz woundering don't think I'm dum ok lol but you could very eaasaly pull off a gothic version of dark gothic suductress I bet. Would give all the tea in china to meet that. Hope I didn't weird you out. Pat
>
> --
> pat garrett
>
> pat garrett
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RE: want to hook up
Jul 18, 2012 7:06 PM CDT
quack
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> Sender: mrblueeyes7219
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 18, 2012 3:56 PM CDT
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> did you like my pics. i would like to hook up. let me if you would like to
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RE: Rtgg
Jul 18, 2012 4:57 AM CDT
Get a life, you stupid creep.
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> Sender: joshjordan1991
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 18, 2012 4:26 AM CDT
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> Give me yr number so we can meet up so I can beet yr pussy up
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realfunguyNoBS
38 year old Man
North Dallas, Texas
RE: hi
Jul 9, 2012 11:46 PM CDT
waste not waist
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> Sender: realfunguyNoBS
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 9, 2012 3:52 PM CDT
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> I really like your profile and pictures. i am coming to Galveston next week i would love to meet you. let me know if you would like to talk more or maybe meet for drinks or something. i hope all is going well for you on here. i love your picture.
>
> ------ Profile Attached -------
>
> I gave FriendFinder-x a break for a while it was becoming a waist of time. I am giving it another shot. I have met a few good people and some fun couples from time to time. I travel a lot so if you get an email from me or a wink and you are not near me it is probably because i am coming where you live. I am as real as they come no BS and if i say i will be there i will be there. I am a 6ft 195lb male height weight proportionate. I am attractive in good shape and a lot of fun, very outgoing. I am looking to find some people who are fun and are looking to eventually meet, I'm down to earth, and have a great sense of humor. I'm also D/D free as you must be. I am not judgmental at all. I'm honest and not one to waist a persons time. I do not judge people for there interests or what they like or dislike it is all relative. I'm sure there are things i like that others do not.
> If there is any thing you would like to ask at all please do not hesitate.
> all the best.
>
> pictures are recent and real.
>
> WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications.
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RE: Hi, Miriam, it's Michael from Houston
Jul 7, 2012 11:38 PM CDT
Mariam
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> Sender: OralPussyWorship
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 7, 2012 5:27 PM CDT
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> Miriam,
> How are you? It's Michael from Houston, and I've attached a face photo as you requested. My profile describes what I'm looking for, and I'm wondering if you'd me interested -
> Would be great to hear from you!
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> I yearn to kneel before the treasure of your pussy, and pay tribute with my grateful tongue and lips. For hours upon hours I will lavish attention upon your womanhood, the essence of your femininity, the wellspring of your pleasure. For me every kiss, every touch, every suck and every bite is a chance to bring you ecstacy. Moan and writhe, cry out and explode with the glory of your rapture. Cum in my face, over and over, so that I may thankfully swallow every drop of your precious pussy nectar. This is the majesty of oral sex and how I celebrate pleasing women. Send me a wink or an e-mail! - I'm a busy professional by day, but set aside time nights and weekends for your enjoyment. Your happiness, safety and security are my utmost concern. To be blunt, I get off when you get off. I can invite you to my private apartment in downtown Houston, or if you prefer, I can meet you where you wish. Really, I'm not kidding, I want to make this magical for you.
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RE: Hmmm...
Jul 4, 2012 4:51 AM CDT
it's morning. >
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> Sender: timetohookup
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 4, 2012 4:48 AM CDT
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> Is someone a little horny this evening? My name is chase and I wanna hear back from you.
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Macaroni84
28 year old Man
League City, Texas
RE: Howdy
Jul 1, 2012 7:22 PM CDT
that's what a profile is for.
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> Sender: Macaroni84
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 1, 2012 6:55 PM CDT
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> Wow, I just have to say beautiful body. My names Brandon. Little about me...I just got back from backpacking over seas for fun. It was amazing there. Met and saw so many awesome things. Right now Im just studying for the Dental Admission Test. which is not fun. But I just study..started crossfit...and I play ice hockey for fun here and there. Love to cuddle too I dont want to just fuck and go..thats not me... but rather have some fun together and cuddle and talk about stuff. Well love to get to know you more. What are you working on in School.
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billyhill88
24 year old Man
Livingston, Texas
RE: RE: RE: Hi
Jul 1, 2012 3:05 PM CDT
*you're
*supposed
*would
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> Sender: billyhill88
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jul 1, 2012 8:28 AM CDT
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> I know ur not suppose to start out with that but I thought I woukd get straight to the point
>
> > ---------------------------------------------------
> > Sender: xdrearydancerx
> > To: billyhill88
> > Date: Jun 30, 2012 11:39 PM CDT
> >
> > Charming, you are.
> >
> > > ---------------------------------------------------
> > > Sender: billyhill88
> > > To: xdrearydancerx
> > > Date: Jun 30, 2012 11:18 PM CDT
> > >
> > > When u going to let me stick my cock n that pussy
>
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sexybaby5023
19 year old Man
Houston, Texas
RE: Hey
Jun 28, 2012 1:38 PM CDT
good for you. >
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> Sender: sexybaby5023
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jun 28, 2012 1:36 PM CDT
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> Hey sexy u look fine as hell n my dick is really hard n my name is Danny
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brian90x
RE: hello
Jun 23, 2012 11:19 PM CDT
I'd rather be Helen Keller.>
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> Sender: brian90x
> To: xdrearydancerx
> Date: Jun 23, 2012 11:15 PM CDT
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> whats up cuite hit me back up
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Is it just me?
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Posted:Jun 7, 2012 11:46 pm
Last Updated:Aug 6, 2012 10:12 pm
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Lately, I find this site doesn't load at all in firefox. So I always have to use chrome and when I try to broadcast my cam on here it doesn't work. >.<
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Funny Emails
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Posted:Jun 1, 2012 9:10 pm
Last Updated:Aug 4, 2012 11:49 pm
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michaeljoe3
hey sweetie you look sexxy for a jewish girl
May 31, 2012 11:43 PM CDT
if you ever want to chat contact me you like to chat based on your profile. lol
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1. I'm not Jewish.
2. If I were Jewish I would find that very insulting.
3. Learn how to read. I don't expect people to read my whole profile but at least read the first sentence: "Um, let's see my name is Mariam. I'm not Jewish so please don't call me Miriam."
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rm_qwertbahn
34 year old Man
Houston, Texas
Any plan tonight?
Jun 1, 2012 9:37 PM CDT
Hi, Nice boobs you have.
I have never had big girl, wonder what's like...
Mine dick is small as you seen, problably will lost in you.
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From his message and his profile, he seems foreign and doesn't have the best grasp of English. But still *facepalm*
It's one thing to not know how to talk to people or women but to be this awful is another thing. Dumbasses. 
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I Think Someone Has a Crush on Me
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Posted:May 15, 2012 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2021 12:15 pm
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So this message is from a guy on okcupid:
May 13, 2012 – 11:39am
I finally got around to reading your profile and have found, rather remarkably, that your profile is more repulsive than your amorphous and zoftig figure. Do you really believe that people who read books are "pseudo intellectual, pretentious jerk-off[s]?" I guess that makes sense as you presumably (from your multiple spare tires) went to school in Texas but you should think about fixing that attitude if you ever want a big girl job. What's more, your favorite foods list reads like a who's who of "this is why you're fat." Instead of getting the plastic surgery that you mentioned a little down the page, you could just cut ot the cherry coke, onion rigs, and "chocolate chocolate chocolate." In closing, you should consider getting a life time supply of paxil and really good at math because otherwise, life's going to be "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short."
Message from tmarkov
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This message is unbelievable. I mean it's perfectly normal to look at a profile on a dating/networking site and find someone unappealing. But it's just a profile, it shouldn't be taken so seriously. It's another thing to go out of your way and take the time to type up a fairly cruel, and in this case a long message. That is not something a normal person does. Obviously, it's rather pathetic.
It's amazing that he judges my appearance repeatedly. He is quite a hag himself and to be perfectly honest, he looks like a stupid pedophile. He doesn't even look 22. More like 40!!!
It is also apparent, that he has no sense of humor (as well as no heart.) He tries a bit too hard to appear as if his intelligence is way above average, yet he didn't grasp an innocent joke about pseudo intellectuals. ~ "Do you really believe that people who read books are 'pseudo intellectual, pretentious jerk-off[s]?'" Another thing amusing about this point is that he is exactly the type of pseudo intellectual I talk about in my profile. There's irony.
People who read books are pretentious pseudo intellectual jerk-offs is a joke but there is indeed truth to it. I'd say many people who read as a hobby are pretentious pseudo intellectuals. At the same there is an association between watching too much television and being a stupid moron. That can also be a joke. Get it?
I don't need to change my attitude, thank you very much. Everyone has a different personality and the way they go about life. Whatever works for someone. But if you are an asswipe to strangers for no reason then you have a problem and need to get a life.
He ridicules me for liking junk food, a lot of sweets and especially chocolate. It's ridiculous. Many other people enjoy things like alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, etc. I personally love sweets and chocolate. There is also millions of people who enjoy the same food I do and are not overweight. As if he never eats junk food or anything. -_-
I also believe he is enough of a moron to think that I meant weight loss surgery when I talk about cosmetic surgery in my profile. I don't want to get a tummy tuck or anything. That isn't what I mean by cosmetic surgery. Sheesh.
"In closing" he should do society a favor and consider wearing a paper bag over his head. Even Rocky Dennis was far more attractive than this pathetic asshole. What an absolute cunt!!!
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Dream Lover
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Posted:Apr 11, 2012 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 22, 2015 4:48 pm
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I am very turned on by this movie clip:
http://FriendFinder-x.com=PLLFpTGSXtA
Also, why the hell would anyone cheat James Spader? Awful. The most beautiful women are always looney. lolz But of course, I am only joking.
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What a Moron
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Posted:Feb 9, 2012 8:01 am
Last Updated:Dec 25, 2021 12:04 pm
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"Your looking for someone chill, tall, white, and handsome hahaha
Also my Ex was unbelievably hot!!!like a 9.5 out a 10 , so if i dont message you back its cause you did not make the cut! Sorry Not to be shallow just don't feel like downgrading"
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So this was on some guy's profile on okstupid. I've never read something as blatant and awful as this and I think he should be less concerned with appearing shallow because clearly with a statement like that, he is. He should probably worry more about taking an English class so he can learn how to use "you're" and "your." Also if his ex was "unbelievably hot," then why did he still rate her less than a 10?
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Funny Email
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Posted:Feb 2, 2012 9:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 30, 2021 10:52 pm
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cby_09
29 year old Man
Houston, Texas
N Houston
Feb 2, 2012 11:34 AM CST
Hey Mariam, what's going on? I love your pics and profile, we should definitely get together. I really enjoy your attitude and I love that you are so brutally honest about yourself and don't sugarcoat it. I also think its really cool that you admit you want someone more attractive than you even though you're fat. I actually prefer being with a woman your size and slightly less attractive than me so she can enjoy getting fucked by someone better looking who doesn't need her and so she knows how lucky she is to have gotten them. Sorry I'm not goth or emo at all and I don't share your pessimistic attitude but I like it and I won't disagree with you. I've got plenty of pics but I can't attach them cause I'm on my phone so send me an email or give me yours and I'll send you some. My email and yim is FriendFinder-x Respond as soon as you get this cause I want to start fucking that fat pussy soon.
Russ
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I suppose I brought this on myself in a way but what a stupid email. I wonder if I am actually prettier than him and if he is just some unattractive hillbilly guy. You know what I mean? Like some white people have very plain, homogenized features and look quite unintelligent when you look at their face. Anyway, I'm going to shut up. I sound terrible. -_-
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To link to this blog (xdrearydancerx) use [blog xdrearydancerx] in your messages.
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