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Just for points 2021/11/21
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Meeting on a train 2021/10/2
A couple of bi curious guys met on FriendFinder-x, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
0 덧글, 70 조회수,
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 2021/10/2
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
0 덧글, 33 조회수,
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Something new something different 2021/8/25
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
0 덧글, 50 조회수,
2 표
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Bad Luck 2021/5/2
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
0 덧글, 96 조회수,
5 표
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 2021/4/22
You fuck her!
0 덧글, 38 조회수,
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Shark lesions. 2021/3/31
The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want
to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his
, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The turned
and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those
people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The
, excited followed his dad ...
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They say this is how it works 2021/2/7
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
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Not coming back 2021/1/29
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
1 덧글, 54 조회수,
4 표
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Just for points, that all 2021/1/22
Just for , that all
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Sally 2021/1/5
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
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1 덧글, 85 조회수,
2 표
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Points 2020/12/23
Just for points, that all
0 덧글, 9 조회수,
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 2020/12/21
10 tickles
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the interview 2020/12/8
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
0 덧글, 147 조회수,
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The Man 2020/12/3
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 덧글, 132 조회수,
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The Man 2020/12/3
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 덧글, 58 조회수,
2 표
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Speeding Ticket 2020/11/26
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
3 덧글, 166 조회수,
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Funny one 🤔😂 2020/11/3
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
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blonde wife 2020/9/22
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
2 덧글, 188 조회수,
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Turn about is fair play 2020/9/22
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
1 덧글, 128 조회수,
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WALMART 2020/9/22
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
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Catholic school girls 2020/9/22
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
1 덧글, 105 조회수,
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Blond Jokes 2020/9/22
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
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Potentially and Realistically 2020/9/22
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
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Politics explained 2020/9/22
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
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>Guys' Rules 2020/9/22
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
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Your Holiness 2020/9/22
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
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What Time Is It? 2020/9/2
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
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O.J. Simpson 2020/8/26
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 2020/8/18
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
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