2Minions 60 / 57 / C
"We want people who fuck like Porn stars."
Buckeye, Arizona, United States
 
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2Minions 60/C
Buckeye, Arizona
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Introduction
[bling 778695]We have another profie at swing life style so go check us out there, , same kinky couple. We have a bi goup that meets twice a month so sign up for some fun. If you want to chat you need to send some points as we had to go free because of inflation. We are a sexually adventurous middle-aged couple by the numbers but far younger than the numbers. The more people we meet for sex on this site, the more we see that we are far more sexually experienced than others. We fuck like Porn stars. Kinky, loud, verbal, toys, bisexual juggernauts ready to make sexual history. We seek experienced sexual journeymen like ourselves in the art of pleasure. If you still ride the sexual short-bus and fuck like a wet blanket, please look elsewhere. Silent women who don't move and can't even muster up a moan? No thanks! We're a powerlifting couple that goes to the gym 5 days a week, we also like riding our motorcycles every time we can. We love a destination for travel that ends in a hot date with some sexy people.[bling 726126] We are propositioned by a lot of straight single men everyday so STRAIGHT SINGLE MEN please be patient. We play straight but more bisexual. But that is all depending on present company. But whether it is straight or bi our tag team approach to your satisfaction is second to none.[bling 815929] Don't judge this ride till you have climbed on and hung on for dear life.[bling 801608][bling 778091][bling 778092][COLOR purple][/COLOR][I][/I]

My Ideal Person Just looking for honest couples, single women and select single men bisexuals and passable transnies who enjoy sex and like it a little kinky like us. We are good at making arousing sexual encounters that fullfill our fantasies as well as yours. If you are curious you wont be after this party,
Catering to those who know what they want and are determined to get it.

We have been down the email rabbit hole with a lot of members and we have decided long distance relationships online are not for us. If you are for real and you want to meet for a date and then sex it up, we are your couple.

Too many viruses and other klingons to be engaged in frivoilous activities at this stage of our lives, so you must be vaccinated and boosted, carry and show us the card as we will for you. If not vaccinated you must bring a rapid covid test provided for free from freecovidtests.gov. 4 will be provided each month. Show up take the test and if it is negative you will be allowed in.

Very kinky and uninhibited.
Femdom strap on, mild to wild bdsm, role playing, cuckold hubby, cuckold hot wife, bukake/bird bath, forced fem, sissy submissive men, party favor men or women, sex slave, trans, BBC, tied up fantasy and any other scenario we can think of. Let play and see where it goes, looking for long term friends with benefits. Lets get it going in your favorite position even if that means we have to put some extra kinks in our sexual chains,

Nobody, business, university, corporation, personal or private have permission to take, borrow or share any image contained in this profile. If we found out you have you will be prosecuted to the full extent to which the law allows. SO GO FUCK YOURSELF

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Def Leppard, AC-DC, Fitz and the Tantrums

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, ability to give as well as you receive

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Not anymore. When I was young, Valerie Bertinelli and my
wife Joe Elliott of Def Leppard. Hey do we need to say more.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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Information
  • 60/57 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Buckeye, Arizona, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Have Children: No
Want Children: No
Our Trophy Case:
 
His
Her
Birthdate: March 13, 1962 December 8, 1964
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm 5 ft 3 in
Body Type: A little extra padding A little extra padding
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college) BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Retired military Pharmacist
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Spiritual Spiritual
Bra Size: N/A 42 / 95 D
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper Brown
Hair Length: Short Medium
Eye Color: Blue Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses Glasses