Hi. Thanks for checking me out. Sorry, Gents, I'm straight. About me - I enjoy cooking. Seriously. It's cathartic. And I'm pretty good at it too. I clean the dishes too. Not ding. Vacationing at the beach or playing tourist in a foreign country are equally interesting to me. I usually don't scratch my ass, certainly not in public. And I keep my belly covered when I'm dressed normally. I can control my bodily functions in public, but might relax that control a bit at home. I like porn. But I prefer the real thing. I like a wide range of music too, including Phish, Huey Lewis, classic rock, Go Go's, most 80's cheese, Foo Fighters, most grunge, EDM, arena rock, Linkin Park, and PSY. He's just funny. Wacky, I know. Why am I telling you this? No idea. It's all moot. I'm not cooking for you. And we're not vacationing together. Maybe we'll listen to music together. But I'm here for a sexual relationship. I'm not getting what I need at home. So you'll be the fun part of my life. I'll respect you and treat you well. And I'm no psycho. So if you want to stop seeing me, that's fine. And if you have others like me, good for you. Not sure what happened to my emotional attachment muscle, but it atrophied long ago. You can see I'm a no BS kind of guy. But I'm real, and perable. Just being up front with what I'm looking for. So, who's turned on by my honesty and covered belly statement?!! Msg me already!!

My Ideal Person It's your confidence that is sexy! You are clean and sane - like me, and must have safe sex. You prefer to have a long-term FWB thing instead of a one-time fling.

Be comfortable with your body. Please be discreet. Maybe we'll just be friends, which is fine by me. If things don't work out, I'm not a stalker. I'll respect your decision.