Safe adult fun ... Mature women only !! Ok I had to change this up so please read it all ***ok so my last profile was reported and deleted*** \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\****as u read below..no I am not bitter** just telling the truth** I guess someone got offended by my msg. So here we go again: before I even start I’m just telling you what you need to hear .. not trying to insult ya... I’m toooo old to ya so I gotta Adult ya !!! FYI- this is not an immature rant... It's hard facts . If nobody ever sat you down .. And talked real ish to you ... That's not my fault .. But you probably won't like my profile ... If you are progressive and real with yaself you probably will laugh hysterically...lol Update 2017****** this needs to be said .. Yes my status says I want to date but nothing serious .. For all you PROFILE AUDITORS.. I'm open to whatever may happen.. If I find my wife of on here great .. However that wasnt one of the options in the drop down box.. N besides I'm not that thirsty ..next I only speak English and some Spanish ... I don't understand baboon or gorilla .. If U DO please pass me .. Nor would I like for you to look like one so keep that in mind before sending me a msg.. Again it wasn't one of the options ...finally i think I will change my first date requirements .. See below ** NO IM NOT CHEAP**** but why spend all my money on a fancy smancy establishment and I'm not sure that I wanna sit with you for 10 mins.. Let alone eat my food anywhere near you.. **** Its also coming to the light that most (not all) of the females "online" are MEAL DATERS. Ex: you date random dudes because you want to go out to a restaurant that you normally wouldn't frequent or you want to get boozed up on somebody else dollar...*** FOH...Also yes this is the Internet .. I get that.. But if you wouldn't speak or approach me in the streets please don't think because you are texting me from behind your iPhone or computer that it's now ok .. Basically .. What I'm saying is stay in your lane..we all know what we can attract... If we do get to the point that we talk more than once on the phone and we do meet please be sane. I'm not looking to be your husband by the end of the date. If we are unable to meet at any giving time and I decide to go out anyway. If you call or text me and tell me I'm cheating on you .. Uhhhhh !! You never will meet me .. Wtf ! U can't make this stuff up ... This weeding out process is a **** ... Lmao Please see below what I am not looking for . If you read all I this and said you know what this dude is real and I like that hit me up .. If you said omg I can't believe he said that ... Guess what believe it .. And hit the view next per button... \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\******** one final thing if we go out and your behavior is that of a circus monkey I will leave you where you stand ********* \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\******im not being RUDE but I am being REAL********** One final ,final thing .. For 2017 for these younger Jawns on here and some older ones my age who now think it's ( cuffin sea)aka you want a dude now that it's getting cold ..please stop... Keep it real and 100.... About everything !!!!!!!!!!! You think I'm dumb or what? I know how a winter gut turns into a summer butt... Y'all really want to f*?k ....but you say you want to cuddle..... On here posing like you balling ....but really in a struggle.... Some of your captions are deep.... But you shallow as a puddle .... Lmao !!!! NOW!!!!!!!! All those who understand hit me up....

My Ideal Person Someone who is real and knows how to seperate life from FriendFinder-x lmao