Sexy, friendly, sarcastic, attractive, high drive, DDF, HWP couple seeks similar. Sex with one another is fun af. It’s always spectacular, and we hope we can get a couple or single that can keep up. Couples, single women, and single men only. No cheaters, no cross dressers, no people out of our age range, no people old enough to be our parents, and definitely no people from nowhere near us. Our marriage is overwhelmingly stable. No bs or any other issues here. We can take it or leave it with this lifestyle. All we ask is that you give us incentive to meeting and sharing one another. Sex life is spectacular already, so no need for people to contact us bragging about what they can do. You haven’t met us, apparently. I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but if the videos I’ve watched on here are any indication of y’all’s sex skills, it’s a wonder you get any at all. Seriously. We have busy lives. Our only possible NIGHTS to play are Fridays and Saturdays. That’s it! We always get moronic guys acting like we can just drop what we’re doing on a school night to drive to Spring and play, or they think they’ll drive here. Don’t you have lives? lol. We don’t operate that way. We always meet first over dinner and chat, get a feel for you, and reach a decision after the end of the evening. I know that a fair amount of you, especially men, have no morals, no standards, but we don’t just hook up. After we meet, we have to evaluate you, and maybe schedule something for the next evening the next day, or we need to schedule for some other time. We’re not sorry for this personal policy, and don’t care if you don’t like it. Abide by our rules, and we’ll abide by yours. We do not have time or interest in people from out of town, people who are rude and boastful, people who have no courtesy, class, or brains. We’re also not interested in endless conversations. I can tell within a few emails if this is going nowhere. Stupidity is unacceptable. I’m being upfront because this stuff is what we normally deal with on here. We are not at your disposal. Shoot us an email if interested. We’ll send one back to you if we like what we read and see in your profile.

My Ideal Person What’s laughable is all the self important stuff like people telling us they have to be discreet. lol. Like someone is gonna say something to you when they’ll have to explain why they were on this site, too? Grow up. Nobody’s gonna say a damned thing, and how would they know to look for you in the first place? Accidentally seeing you can happen, but again, then they’d have some explaining to do, too.

Everyone who hits us up is required to have class, common sense, a great sense of humor, have experience, be able to seal the deal, and it is imperative that you’re not physically ugly. Be physically compatible with us.

Couples, women and men. Only single singles will be considered. No travelers, new people in town, no folks who live nowhere near us, no one under 35, nobody old enough to be our parents, and no jackasses.

And you piggish guys need to stop with how you talk to us, especially you low rent looking rednecks. I guess, the inbreeding is taking its toll on y’all. If you want our attention, then telling us you’re gonna eat my cum out of her, or you’d like to fill her up with yours just isn’t the type of thing we want to hear or read. Maybe, a 7th grader would be wowed by those declarations, not for people around 50 who have class. My wife isn’t some piece of ass, and you do not have permission from either of us to do anything you want should you meet us. It’s tough for two people like us who are totally devoted to one another and are both unbreakable in our bond to suddenly fall for someone we don’t even know. You’re gonna have to put forth some effort. I know none of you guys can do it, and that’s why women and couples are more important to us.