I haven't dated in years and was in a rut, just work and home, probably no different than many miserably married people, but the enforced isolation of the pandemic shook me out of it. So here I am. I'm not much to look at, but you won't notice because you'll be on your back most of the time, looking at the ceiling while squeezing my head with your thighs. :D Seriously, I want to get to know you, but there really is something about too much too soon that makes people pull away, so I'd like to go slow. Let's trade a few jokes first.

My Ideal Person My ideal woman is 5'0" to 5'3" with small breasts, thick arms, a cute pot-belly, and a big butt. She's also intelligent and kind and curious about things.

But, you know, there's ideals and then there's chemistry. Chemistry makes you forget your ideals pretty quickly, and it's not that you're settling. It's just that chemistry is more real and powerful than the rules we make up in our heads.

I guess the only real deal-breaker is you can't be dumb and mean.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Ray Lynch, Eminem

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I take your virginity. Seriously, it's happened to twice.
The first time was disastrous, as in trip to the hospital.
The second was super sweet, and think of that time still
arouses me.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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