Hi, I'm looking for someone to distract me from my affliction, workaholism. All work and no play can start to make anyone become dull and mundane. My ideal play-date would understand that if one wants nice things, one must work to attain them. Or play lotto. If you can respect my strong work ethic and allow for a low or no pressure relationship, I may be your man! Oh, and by the way, my Attorney said to remind everyone that we are ready, willing and able to pursue swift and decisive legal action against any individual, corporation or organization who chooses to use or distribute any photograph of my likeness to anyone for any rea without a valid contract or written agreement, or, most importantly, your check for it cleared my bank!!!! (Don't ya just HATE having to do that?)

My Ideal Person I'm looking for a casual distraction from my mission. I am far from judgemental, so race/age/height/hair color/etc. is unimportant. I have additional photos available upon request. I really enjoy eroticism and using the slow hand, but sometimes wham-bam does the trick as well. A little kinky or crazy works for me, too!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Done it already. Haven't come up with a new one . . . yet

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Piston Push, Tea Bagging

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Farrah Fawcett. That damned poster. My teenage years wore that thing out. Damn, can't believe I met her once and didn't even know it. But, back to that poster. . . oh, to be young again! I thought I broke the damned thing trying to churn the butter into a frenzy enough to hit that freakin' poster! Mmmm. Gotta run, for old times sake. The monkey needs a spank.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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