I am looking for a real woman with a truckload of needs. It seems like every woman on this site has it all put together. Aren’t there any decent narcissists out there anymore? Where have you all gone? As for me, I actually do have 5 it all together - at least that’s what my PTSD counselor tells me. And my debt consolidation counselor says I’ll be able to start maxing out my credit cards again in just a decade or two. Till 0 then, I’ll just keep collecting my trusty part time McDonalds checks, hanging out on my friends couch (until I overstay my welcome) and living the high life. I 9 exercise several times a day, considering I have to get up off the couch to get another bowl of ice cream. An Ideal date 9 would be slamming down a few pitchers of beer at the corner tavern, where I will generously offer to split the tab, and then 4 go for a romantic walk through the grey, somber 4 industrial section of town. It’s especially best on bitter cold, windy February nights. Then we'll make our way to your place and film our own porn flick. Sell it online and make our millions…………………...

My Ideal Person I’m looking for a real woman - implants are a plus…lol

I am seeking to meet someone who 1 is adventurous and has a free spirit who loves to have NSA sex. When there is a camera around, it's a 8 plus. For non premium members, and ladies that just can't wait. I can be reached at bwnlp1 at live dot C. Must have 5 above average intelligence and have a good use of imagination.

I love giving oral sex, receiving oral sex, giving anal sex 0, spanking, threesomes, mutual masturbation, voyeurism, blindfolds, massage, creating videos, and taking photos.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I will get back to you on that….

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, A rollercoaster, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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