Low circulation couple looking to meet select couples and single males (we'll find you). In a tribute to David Letterman, here is our top ten list of profiles on AFF that we have no interest in.... 10. The guy disguised as a couple 9. No photos on the profile 8. One photo on the profile that hasn't been changed since '78 7. Any username that includes "thick, dick, cock, cum, long & hard" 6. Profiles that highlight the fact that you have a job or car (Yikes!) 5. All photos of the female, none of the guy (Hmmm. Bet that guy is hot!) 4. Guys who haven't seen their feet in a decade 3. Anyone over the age of 40 who says "Hit me up!" 2. Those creative people who send interesting messages or IMs like "Hi", "How are you doing?" And the #1 profile that we have ZERO interest in is: 1. Any profile with a picture that includes a measuring tape, bottle or remote control (Really? Has that ever worked, Stud?) She is not into African American or Asian men. We're not racist by any means, just her preference. Also prefer people in the 35-50 range unless you are a very mature late 20-something or an incredibly young looking 55+. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future.

My Ideal Person So who would we be interested in meeting?

1. HWP couples
2. Educated, professional, respectful individuals
3. People who take care of their bodies and minds
4. Nice, next door people
5. Those who understand that the connection is more than physical

If we are interested in single males, we will contact you. Too many of you are desperate, strange, unattractive or just plain creepy!