No single men. No fucking dick pics (mine is plenty) Again no single men. If we want to talk to another man, we will contact you. If you write me, you get blocked. A couple here. It won't let me change that for less than $10 and screw that! Hi, I am a 58 year old former Marine. I am a gentleman with a Southern drawl. I will be very nice and I am very polite. I am straight.... she is 39 5’’6 150 One more thing, squirting and pissing are NOT the same thing. Quit pissing on people and pretending it is squirting. That shit is annoying as FUCK. I live in Woodstock in McHenry County but I work in Deerfield. I also travel for work all over the US. I am not a super model but I am still in very decent shape. I am a cerebral, progressive, and forward thinking man. I am also a former professional chef, pro drummer, and a funny bastard. I will make you belly laugh. You will snort daily. So, you must have a sense of humor. If you are real, I can travel. Good luck to all. James. Scammers begone. I will not engage you. If you are 24 and look like a swimsuit model with one pic and bad english on your profile, 100% chance you are a scammer. Fuck off.

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