Okay, I'm updating, so this is a work in progress. I'm looking to play, I'm a nice guy, I'm good at what I do, and I do almost everything. LOL. I have a flexible work schedule. Looking for a woman or couple to please during the day or evening. I'm very oral, well endowed, and an attentive partner. Drop me a note if you want to kmow more. Some things to consider . . . 1. Must be female or a couple. Sorry, single guys just don't do it for me. 2. Must give oral generously. I lick pussy, perform cunnilingus, go down, or whatever you want to call it with no hesitation and no strings attached. I have no interest in a partner who does not give orally on a regular basis. If you think oral is only for special occassions, then we're not a good match. 3. Must be bi, bi-curious, or threesome friendly (straight but enjoy another woman joining us). I love threesomes and don't want a partner who feels threatened by having another woman in the bedroom. 4. Physically fit. Not a supermodel, but exercise must be a part of your weekly plan. Generally speaking, if your weight in pounds is more than your height in centimeters, then you're [I]probably[/I] not the one for me. If you're a little soft, and just starting to firm up, then we can work with that. 5. Smart. I want a woman who can hold her end of the conversation in betweeb our wild sex encounters. We'll be resting our bodies, but I don't want to be bored by your brain. 6. Have a real interest in meeting. I'm not intersted in months of e-mails and then maybe meeting. Let's take a week or two and get to know each other, and then let's meet for sex or coffee or or drinks or whatever. I've found that people who don't want to meet in per within two weeks, really don't want to meet in per. If two weeks is too soon for me to see you in any way, shape, or manner, then I'm not intersted. It doesn't have to be sex in two weeks, but if we're trading e-mail for a month (and not talking or having a drink or coffee or something real time), I'm convinced that you're wasting my time and yours. Okay, that's a draft . . . . I'm interested in feedback and meeting real people who want to have a good time. It's direct, but life is to short to dance with people who don't want to be danced with.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I love a woman in uniform: military, police, nurse, US Mail,
UPS . . . I'm putty in your uniformed hands.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, The stands at a sporting event, A remote wilderness spot, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rimming, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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