Good ! now that my title has gotten your attention, and you probably saying to yourself , what the actual fuck is going on here, I feel since this whole virus thing turned the world into a circus, the only way to get our profile out there is in my best 3 ring circus announcer. wish me luck , here it goes... Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, of all LEGAL ages...... welcome to the wildest kinkiest greatest show on earth!!! Tonight we have a special show for you, guaranteed thrills and chills for all freaks and closet freaks alike. Lets start with the wild one of this freakshow couple. she is 42 and a Aquarius. ( Trust me when I say this explains ALOT about her.) Have to add a disclaimer for this one... She WILL BITE!!! if you like that sort of thing , she bites harder. a good choking doesnt scare this one. Nor does rope play breath play toys spankings role play whatever your twisted little dirty mind can thing of she will at least give it a try. Little bonus ... IF you get the combination right, this lil wildcat will squirt all over. rain coat and rubber ducky a must! Now, on to the muscle...the handler. He is 57 and knows just what to do to take to to paradise! satisfaction guaranteed! He's calm, cool and collected. He will fuck the living shit out of you and take it just as good! The ORIGINAL OG!!!!!! Now, this is the part of the announcement our legal team has advised me to say..... If you are only trying to get with her, do not respond. she will not play without him. They are a COUPLE! do not ask if one will play without the other! they will not! if only one plays, the other WILL BE THERE WATCHING!! So, if you like an audience, places, feel free to contact them. Most importantly, if you are part of a couple or in a relationship, and your partner does not know what you are doing, NO NOT MESSAGE!!!! they do not want to be in that situation with you. It's all or nothing!!!! BUT......... if you are in an open communicative, playful relationship and are ready to run away and join the freakshow hmu ! ALL TS, TV, TG, MM couples , MF couples, FF couples, androgynous, bi curious, gender fluid , and anything your little heart identifies as are welcome. They hope to hear from you soon

My Ideal Person fun wild free and open to whatever

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Rimming, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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